New From Mattel: Hip-Hop Hannah Montana!

June 25th, 2013 // 43 Comments

I also would’ve accepted, “Hey, look, Rihanna has that same disease Michael Jackson had. But real.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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    So much hate but I love women with long legs.At least she’s waering panties, such class.

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    Weird to know we live in a place where both Amanda Bynes and parallel universe Amanda Bynes are both coexisting peacefully.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Is this how the brothas are dressing on the west coast now?

    They would get eaten alive out here on the east coast.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “….you fucking stink!”

  5. gigi

    yup, this confirms it…. Miley’s properly discovered chocolate weiner…. it’s all downhill from here boys… [or is it uphill?]

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    Man, I sure hope Michael Jordan has a better time taking up prancing than he did baseball.

  7. “OG Montana has mouth-breathing action that REALLY WORKS!”

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    Skippy86
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    Man shes fugly

  9. Caroline

    What is this?

  10. her body and face are hideous. fuckin gross!!!

  11. EricLR

    Great body, horrible haircut, non-existent brain.

  12. Miley Cyrus Hill

    “A-ba-dee aba-dee a-ba-dee, that’s all folks! …no’m sayin’?”

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    Guy
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    She has better legs than I realized – but you still have to try really, really hard to overlook that face.

    She probably doesnt even realize that MJ retired before she was even born. Yet another fail.

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    See to the left of Rihanna, Chris Brown contemplates if double-jeopardy would apply if he punched her out now that she is white.

  15. Miley Cyrus Legs Booty Shorts Bulls Jersey Heels
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    “She has better legs than I realized”

    Did you only recently gain eyesight? She’s always had fantastic legs, easily among the best in hollywood. Just too bad those legs are attached to that head.

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    Goddamnit, she’s fucking sexy. I really wish I didn’t find her so physically attractive.

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    so i see aaron carter is back on the meth. beat yack not shaq, kiddo. you got this.

  18. Grand Dragon

    If this isn’t her trying to piss off daddy, then I dont know what is

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    cc
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    I’ll join in the chorus…damn those legs look good.

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    MH
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    Ah, so her parents are getting a divorce then.

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    Dick
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    ‘Yeah I can suck your whole dick. Look!’

  22. Red Ruffensor

    She is butt-ugly. Freaking hideous.

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    anonym
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    those legs look juicy.

    I’m craving some chicken legs now.

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    MIRV
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    I wish I was black.

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    richie
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    hottie

  26. She’s lost a lot of weight and it looks good in her.

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    kiolb
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    “nope, wider than that, trust me”

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    I don’t have a problem with Miley (I think she can be quite good at comedic roles on TV but whatever) but these photos just reek of being staged. Like worse than Kardashian-style staged. I can’t stand Rihanna but at least this shit is natural for her….

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    har har har
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    And now Chicago must burn itself to the ground for the second time in history.

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    anonymous
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    Bitch wouldn’t know who Jordan was if he pulled down his Hanes and stuck the d in her ass.

    She just think he was a rapper.

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    Double Cream the White Teen

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