Miley Cyrus Blew Abe Lincoln Now

February 21st, 2014 // 32 Comments
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If you’re like me, you saw pictures of Miley Cyrus pretending to blow Bill Clinton during her Bangerz tour and thought, “Well, that doesn’t seem fair to the other presidents.” Except here she is sucking off Abe Lincoln because apparently she wasn’t lying when she said this thing would be educational. So not only do we owe Miley an apology, but I’ve already started handing out pics outside of elementary schools. Which has gone over so well that sometimes the police even show up to pat me on the back. Although mostly they just touch my legs, crotch and chest. Just hug me, guys. Don’t be shy about it.

Photos: INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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  1. I guess it’s only fair, he got shot in the head, he gets to shoot into her head… she’s being fairly patriotic.

  2. “Blowing Abe? Been there, done that.”

    -Josh Speed, 1837

  3. impossible! Honest Abe would never be able to get wood from that skanky, hillbilly, chipmunk Beiber lookalike white trash, std infested, helium voice, brain depleted, fucktard wench…..

  4. JC

    She needs to give Taft a rusty trombone or GTFO. And whoever plays Taft needs to match the real one, i.e., well over 300 pounds.

  5. Swearin

    Maybe she saw the black Human Torch news and approves? In an indirect way, that wouldn’t have happened if not for Abe.

    Now we wait for her to blow Obama, so she can lose her few remaining conservative and/or Southern fans

  6. NutSlut

    The most surprising thing about this is that it wasn’t Bill Clinton.

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    How long till she turns 27.

  8. Let us little note nor long remember what she did here.

  9. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
    Cock Dr
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    Her team sure does know how to wrap up shit in a loud sparkley wrapper and serve it up for sale….but who the fuck are the buyers?

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    I just don’t see why people are so scandalized. This is how I have ALWAYS expected Justin’s coming-out party to look.

  11. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
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    Sad to say Miley has so little talent that she has to go over the top with sex appeal so people can avoid the bad music and lyrics she produces.

  12. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
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    Abe is finally getting his own emancipation.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    So she blows Democrats AND Republicans? It’s rare to see someone reach both sides of the aisle like that.

  14. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
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    When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you.

  15. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
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    Bad idea dude, the Sarlacc pit will digest you for a 1000 years.

  16. And he thought he had had a bad experience in a theater.

  17. I can’t find the “Unfollow Miley Cyrus” option.

  18. HaHaGenerator

    Fresh from the Liberal Dictionary:

    SOVIET UNION- The workers’ utopia that failed because the right people weren’t in charge.

    RACISM- Any disagreement that a white person may have with someone else who is not white.

    ECONOMIC GROWTH – Oppression.

    BIPARTISANSHIP – When conservatives give in to everything liberals want.

  19. HaHaGenerator

    UNCLE TOM -
    1. A black male who is not a victim.
    2. A black male who is not liberal.
    3. A black male who doesn’t listen to Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the NAA(L)CP.

    GOVERNMENT GROWTH – Prosperity

    HATE SPEECH – A Republican’s/Christian’s/Conservative’s lips are moving.

    UNFAIR – Whenever liberals don’t get their way

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    bonbon
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    she’s so not sexy

  21. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
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    Hell yeah.

  22. Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Abe Lincoln Blowjob
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    The young boys of America never wanted to be President so badly.

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    This is a bowl of Chili no one wants to taste. Add a dash of 90′s Madonna, a heaping of Syphilis and a cup full of trailer park American Idol audition reject and voila! Your own personal bowl of dysentery.

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    He was born in Kentucky
    Choice of theatre not lucky
    Now he’s on stage
    Looks good for his age
    Enjoying a hillbillie sucky

  25. This is me emphatically not giving a fuck

  26. kery

    She is disgusting euwwwwwwwwwww!!

  27. I thought whites didn’t stoop this low.
    If this were a black singer them haters would be crucifying that person to no end.

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