Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Classier and Classier, Man

Here’s Miley Cyrus at last night’s Billboard Music Awards where she apparently decided to wear nothing but a men’s blazer and a nose ring because she understands the finer subtleties and nuance of elegantly accentuating one’s ascension into womanhood. Which is why if you tilt your head ever-so-slightly, or not even try to look, you’ll eventually see she tattooed “This Here’s Legal, Y’all” against the scenic backdrop of the Confederate flag just above her, for the sake of politeness, “swimmin’ hole” in all its mulleted splendor. She comes from a rich heritage.

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