Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Classier and Classier, Man

May 21st, 2012 // 66 Comments
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Here’s Miley Cyrus at last night’s Billboard Music Awards where she apparently decided to wear nothing but a men’s blazer and a nose ring because she understands the finer subtleties and nuance of elegantly accentuating one’s ascension into womanhood. Which is why if you tilt your head ever-so-slightly, or not even try to look, you’ll eventually see she tattooed “This Here’s Legal, Y’all” against the scenic backdrop of the Confederate flag just above her, for the sake of politeness, “swimmin’ hole” in all its mulleted splendor. She comes from a rich heritage.

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  1. karlito

    LOVE the boobies…hate the hair and the her dumbass face.

  2. Erik

    She must’ve spat all the redneck out of her on that balcony. Now she’s all class.. Yeah, right.

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    susieleigh
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    jennifer anniston looks so young here!

  4. BlubboThe Clown

    She looks great.

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    MisterSuccint
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    Paf.

  6. Burt

    How many hours did she spend in makeup?

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    amir
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    Looks like she’s wearing her moms clothes.

  8. Cock Dr

    The glamour strategy of big hair on a big head is funny.

  9. elephantman

    Still needs to get dem teef fixed!

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    tzo
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    Jane Fonda has a nose ring?! All that rebellion and no one understands her must mean there’s another Joss Whedon movie coming out.

  11. Makes you just want to punch the ever-lovin’ white trash right the hell out of that chipmunk face, doesn’t she?

  12. Dramatic Puddle

    I thought her 15 minutes expired a long time ago, and that her career is basically over. Why is she still getting attention?

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    Nixon
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    I agree she’s annoying. But she can’t talk if my cock is in her mouth. Miley is totally bang-worthy. The rest is irrelevant.

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    Amy
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    She looks amazing, love her style here!!

  15. Yuck! She’s got the dreaded skeletor torso now. Another crackhead the media pretends is “hot”.

  16. direchef

    Paula Dean’s Mini Me.

  17. The Evil Twin

    You can dress up a pig all you want but it’s still a pig. As the nose ring indicates.

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    TheListener
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    Only 2 problems I see.
    1. She’s missing a short sexy skirt.
    2. She needs to lose the nose ring.
    Other than those 2 things, she looks incredibly sexy. I love her legs and her breasts. I am definitely a leg and breast man.

  19. Max

    Wow, that article was hateful and bigoted. Someone has a problem with the South.

    • The Royal Penis

      I lol’d @ your comment. You’re absolutely right.

      It’s “hateful” to bash homo’s, blacks, women, etc.

      White male Southerner? It’s open season MFers!

    • Archie Leach

      If the place is overrun with inbred, hooded, cross-burnin yokels then it’s not a stereotype.

  20. The Royal Penis

    She’s looking pretty damn good to me.

    She’s singlehandedly (no pun intended) made me want to feel small titties too.

  21. CranAppleSnapple

    A nose ring? Is it 1982?

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    Aarika
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    She’s jockin’ Rihanna’s “style”. Blazer as a dress, same belly chain, same slutty demeanor…

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    Aarika
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    ….And wait! Is that the lost “Aniston” haircut from Friends???? EWE

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    vgrly
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    This might have worked if it was 2 inches shortter or she was wearing some hot pants underneath and lose the Dallas blowout.

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    tag it
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    holeshot.

  26. yeahhu

    I think she looks cute

  27. Boomhouser

    The sad truth is, as long as she she keeps her mouth shut, she actually cleans up really well. Yet she continues to put forth the notion that she’s nothing more than trash from the Shiny Pines Trailer Park.

  28. This guy

    I want to make f*ck with her.

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    tom
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    She is fucking ugly.

  30. El Jefe

    Miley looks delicious.

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    Ew
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    she looks 40 with that Dallas ugly bob.

  32. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Billboard Music Awards
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    Yuck! Another skeletal torso.

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    Nixon
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    Who cares about the hair? The small titties are fantastic.

  34. Archie Leach

    Little Miley is growed up and evolving along fine into the standard Hollywood trash slut.

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    Wow, those teeth don’t get any better the closer you get, do they.

  36. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Billboard Music Awards
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    Jane Fonda + sucking the life-essence out of youthful servants a la Evil Queen Charlize Theron =

  37. SeeAlice

    Grt rid of the hardware

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    rantatonne
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    Is this a screen-cap from a lost episode of “House,” in which a girl that thinks she is a Cabbage Patch Kid is almost dying after trying to survive on water, vitamin pills and sunlight?

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    MileyMilker
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    YUM

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    Jones
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    Are her itty bitty’s so out of control she needs to put them on a leash?

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    HonkeyWonk
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    Damn, Sarah Jessica Parker is lookin’ FINE these days. Who’d have ever thought this day would ever come?!

  42. terry

    Them country flap jacks.

  43. She’s cute. I like her a lot more now than I did during her “Hannah Montana” days. Got some big old teeth, though.

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    Boo
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    what’s with the boob harness?

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    floyd
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    You put sandwiches in her sparkly glamour hole.

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    sassy
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    Way to steal Jessica Simpson’s look from the VMAs like 5 years ago. Except Jessica had pants. And boobs.

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    sassy
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    What happens when she raises her arms?

  48. Take everything off Miley but the boob chain and heels!

  49. Amber

    I don’t like her anymore! She’s ugly now!! She was so cute as a teen now I think she is used up and boring..

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