Here’s Miley Cyrus at last night’s Billboard Music Awards where she apparently decided to wear nothing but a men’s blazer and a nose ring because she understands the finer subtleties and nuance of elegantly accentuating one’s ascension into womanhood. Which is why if you tilt your head ever-so-slightly, or not even try to look, you’ll eventually see she tattooed “This Here’s Legal, Y’all” against the scenic backdrop of the Confederate flag just above her, for the sake of politeness, “swimmin’ hole” in all its mulleted splendor. She comes from a rich heritage.
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LOVE the boobies…hate the hair and the her dumbass face.
She must’ve spat all the redneck out of her on that balcony. Now she’s all class.. Yeah, right.
jennifer anniston looks so young here!
She looks great.
Yeah, if you find coat-hanger collarbones attractive.
Paf.
How many hours did she spend in makeup?
Looks like she’s wearing her moms clothes.
Or her dad’s.
The glamour strategy of big hair on a big head is funny.
Hey now, Trixie worked real hard on teasin’ up that there hairdo fer Miley’s big night.
And Billy Ray personally roped those chains around her breasts.
thick ropey chains of DNA
Still needs to get dem teef fixed!
Jane Fonda has a nose ring?! All that rebellion and no one understands her must mean there’s another Joss Whedon movie coming out.
Makes you just want to punch the ever-lovin’ white trash right the hell out of that chipmunk face, doesn’t she?
I thought her 15 minutes expired a long time ago, and that her career is basically over. Why is she still getting attention?
When you have a 100 mil in the bank but no talent you buy the attention.
I agree she’s annoying. But she can’t talk if my cock is in her mouth. Miley is totally bang-worthy. The rest is irrelevant.
She used to be bang-worthy. Now she looks like a little boy wearing his mom’s clothes.
“Used to be bang-worthy”? She used to look like a girl child. Pedo.
You really want to put that, in there, with all of those chompers? Bring Band-Aids.
She looks amazing, love her style here!!
Ah yes, the old “running to the bathroom right quick to brush mah huge beaver teeth after services rendered” style.
Yuck! She’s got the dreaded skeletor torso now. Another crackhead the media pretends is “hot”.
Paula Dean’s Mini Me.
You can dress up a pig all you want but it’s still a pig. As the nose ring indicates.
Only 2 problems I see.
1. She’s missing a short sexy skirt.
2. She needs to lose the nose ring.
Other than those 2 things, she looks incredibly sexy. I love her legs and her breasts. I am definitely a leg and breast man.
You forgot weird. Definitely, a weirdo.
Wow, that article was hateful and bigoted. Someone has a problem with the South.
I lol’d @ your comment. You’re absolutely right.
It’s “hateful” to bash homo’s, blacks, women, etc.
White male Southerner? It’s open season MFers!
If the place is overrun with inbred, hooded, cross-burnin yokels then it’s not a stereotype.
She’s looking pretty damn good to me.
She’s singlehandedly (no pun intended) made me want to feel small titties too.
A nose ring? Is it 1982?
She’s jockin’ Rihanna’s “style”. Blazer as a dress, same belly chain, same slutty demeanor…
….And wait! Is that the lost “Aniston” haircut from Friends???? EWE
This might have worked if it was 2 inches shortter or she was wearing some hot pants underneath and lose the Dallas blowout.
holeshot.
I think she looks cute
The sad truth is, as long as she she keeps her mouth shut, she actually cleans up really well. Yet she continues to put forth the notion that she’s nothing more than trash from the Shiny Pines Trailer Park.
She puts forth that notion because she IS trailer trash.
I want to make f*ck with her.
She is fucking ugly.
Miley looks delicious.
she looks 40 with that Dallas ugly bob.
Yuck! Another skeletal torso.
Who cares about the hair? The small titties are fantastic.
Little Miley is growed up and evolving along fine into the standard Hollywood trash slut.
Wow, those teeth don’t get any better the closer you get, do they.
Nope!!
Jane Fonda + sucking the life-essence out of youthful servants a la Evil Queen Charlize Theron =
(sorry, tzo, didn’t see yours before I wrote mine :) )
Grt rid of the hardware
Is this a screen-cap from a lost episode of “House,” in which a girl that thinks she is a Cabbage Patch Kid is almost dying after trying to survive on water, vitamin pills and sunlight?
YUM
Are her itty bitty’s so out of control she needs to put them on a leash?
Damn, Sarah Jessica Parker is lookin’ FINE these days. Who’d have ever thought this day would ever come?!
Them country flap jacks.
She’s cute. I like her a lot more now than I did during her “Hannah Montana” days. Got some big old teeth, though.
what’s with the boob harness?
You put sandwiches in her sparkly glamour hole.
Way to steal Jessica Simpson’s look from the VMAs like 5 years ago. Except Jessica had pants. And boobs.
What happens when she raises her arms?
“Two foot of mudflaps
is all I can see…”
Take everything off Miley but the boob chain and heels!
I don’t like her anymore! She’s ugly now!! She was so cute as a teen now I think she is used up and boring..