Happy President’s Day! It’s Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask

February 17th, 2014 // 233 Comments

Alright, folks, technically it’s a work holiday, but I couldn’t leave you without at least throwing herpes, nihilism, and Miley Cyrus in your face. So here are 80 pics from the start of her X-rated Live Bangerz Tour in Vancouver complete with Vagina Diddle 2.0, midgets dressed as joints, lesbiantry, and Bill Clinton BJs because Happy Birthday, George Washington. It’s what you always wanted. See you tomorrow.

Photos: CYVR/AKM-GSI, Getty, Splash News

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  1. freya

    Once upon a time The Beatles made a movie called Magical Mystery Tour. The movie was I think a hit everyone enjoyed it even though the concept was silly but in some sense it was by no means degrading or provocative. Just some stuff that makes no sense but all the while made people laugh without being uncomfortable. Because the Beatles only purpose is TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE HAPPY AND FEEL GOOD about the show This days its hard to find truly remarkable performers who do the same thing. today it’s all about them and how they can pushed boundaries. But i am so proud to admit that i will not waste time to see any of Miley Cyrus live stripper performance masquerading as . concert because for one thing she’s an ugly bitch trying to look sexy but ending up living a bad after taste for her audience and secondly I would rather pay to go to a strip club at least the strippers are good at what they do , and they are more good looking. stripper than this tramp.

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    Allion
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    That is music.

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    She is just desperate to have a good old Dr. Dick.

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    No wonder Liam dumped her. Even Paris Hilton next to her is a perfect lady.

  5. She should be wearing a Monica Lewinsky mask ;)

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    rican
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    Look, if you’re going to make fun of Lindsey Lohan you should at least put on a red wig.

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    JC
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    Two in the stink?… No. Two in the pink?… Fuck it, I’ll jam my whole hand up and see what happens.

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    Nicki Sixx
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    Oh Lady Liberty…thanks for being wrapped in marijuana leaves…I love marijuana leaves…

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    hahahah
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    Eeeeew, she is a fucking gross dyke!

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    For my next trick, I will shit into my hand.

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    Audience: “Oh god, why does it suddenly smell like New Jersey Beachwood shore at low tide in here?”

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    Mitch
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    Her hand looks like that of a midget.

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    Minky Wail
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    Minnie Pear used to do shit like this at the Grand Ole Opry all the time – and hers had a price tag hanging out of it.

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    Meshuggah Tits
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    Glad Khloe’s making some money foot modeling.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    there is NOTHING sexy or erotic about that gal

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    is this before or after she shot out the ping pong balls?

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    Robert
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    Dear Miley, I know you think you so very outrageous but, in reality, you are simply an annoying little c$%t.

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    Harsky & Starch
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    If you can’t make the thong “disappear”,YOU need to disappear. I’ve seen straight lines with more curves.

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    it’s taken me several days to admit this, but this pic turns me on. Is she a horrible person? Yes. (Shame faps)

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    mvemsjnup
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    at this point i’d be surprised if she doesn’t do porn

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    Helena Handbasket
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    Team Sinead

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!

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    NOW nobody does the ‘Dis how chicken look!’ ?

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    “Hey Disney!…I got your Hanna Montana right here!”

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    “She looks 14…I’d pee on that!” – R Kelly

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    “Miley, Is this really how you dance at all your family reunions?”

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    This is pretty much how the rest of the world sees the U.S..

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    Dear Miley,

    Please refrain from riding a hot dog in your concert. We feel that your actions are in bad taste and do not properly represent our reprocessed pig lips,ass,tongue and intestines.

    Sincerely yours,

    Oscar Meyer

  29. Schizoid Embolism

    Actually, the guy in the Clinton mask is just a fan that chloroformed the dancer who was supposed to be wearing mask before the show.. It might even be Clinton himself behind the mask!

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    coljack
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    Miley gyrated her hips, thrusting her barely covered asshole at the audience. “It’s my most daring stage show EVER!” she thought, right before glancing over her shoulder to realize that the entire crowd had gotten bored and filed out.

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    bonbon
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    she looks like a child playing dress up … but she mostly looks pathetic

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    lori
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    Who the hell buys tickets for this sh*t??

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    lori
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    Just when you thought it couldn’t get any stupider…

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    BeOhBe
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    So Miley is giving SmurfJobs now

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    BeOhBe
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    So that’s what happened to her ass, they sliced it off

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    She IS PURE WHITE TRASH. Who else would perform simulated felatio on a person wearing a mask of the own FATHER’S FACE?

    Only white trash Miley. Enough proof is her birth name, which I can’t recall. White trash all the way, though.

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    I really didn’t expect the comments section of TheSuperficial to look like it was written by a bunch of Baptist old ladies. I love how slutty she’s acting. Getting up onstage and spreading her legs, my first thoughts were how much I’d like to be hitting that and not what her parents must think. She’s not very cute, but she looks like she’d be a lot of fun for a few hours.

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    Here here! It’s not even a great butt, but, when she bends over, I really do want to stick my face, and more, in it.

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    Next stop, Max Hardcore movies. She certainly looks the part.

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    I clicked through these photos wondering why am I not understanding. Is she doing this because she has no talent therefore must do this tongue/ass thing to disgust people so they have to talk about her to let it out? And then I found my answer here, she is borderline retarded. I am serious. And her parents and the industry have exploited her. I thought there were laws about this? Crying shame.

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    You know the most pathetic part? There are full grown adults all over that stage playing along and pandering to a borderline retarded child while believing they are part of a real concert. They should be the target of all this vitriol.

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    thelastrisk
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    God, i am SICK TO FUC*IN’ DEATH of seeing this picture when I load this site. It’s disgusting! enough already!

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    Nash
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    Oh Miley, do you think this is going to keep you relevant? There are many child stars who end up being the greatest actors ever, what the fuck are you doing?

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    mentallo
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    So this is what 14 year olds watch these days? Considering that most of Mileys fans are female doesn’t it make you wonder what she is selling and who she is selling it to? She is not trying to turn those girl fans on, she is teaching them what to do. What men want. What the world wants from them. Which is constantly referencing sex and porn. There is no space for “insights” or “thought” in general. Its all about the tits and ass. Its about money. Its about selling yourself. Being wanted sexually is the most important thing any woman can hope for. Being outrageous and simulating porn-sex (not normal, everyday sex mind you) is the fashion these days. Miley Inc. is the most corrupt and cynical act this world has ever seen. Remember Debbie Gibson from the 80′s? How often did she show her tits and vagina? Never,.. and that’s why she is a footnote now. Miley will be with us forever and you know why?…We saw her tits, her ass and her pussy. She is a trailblazer in a world of marketing that has no boundaries left. Think about what’s next after Miley. What will we see? What is left? This is not Elvis shaking his hips too much. This is “where else can we go after we have seen a 21 year old’s vagina and breasts on more occasions then we care to think about”. The next step is having Miley have a gangbang with 20 men while she is sucking off a horse. (Not even kidding here.) That is the next step. Here we have a girl that throughout her hugely successful career has made literally a billion dollars being the nice girl on the Disney channel. Her fans at the time were 8-12 years old. All those girls are growing up and Miley is teaching them how to grow up in todays porn and sex obsessed culture. Miley is a good teacher. Miley will show them whats cool and what men will love. Miley will also make sure to show you where to buy all the merch you need to achieve this level desirability. She has been set free, to not only show her boob during the superbowl like Janet Jackson, but to show her vagina at every concert she performs. If satan existed and he had money, she definitely sold her soul to him. The only problem is that she is changing society. She is the mouthpiece of a new way of marketing pop stars. She is showing the way for a world that has reached the limit of what is considered “outrageous” . We are all sick and tired of getting advertised to constantly. Ad Agencies have given up trying to be disruptive in a traditional sense. They have reached the end. The next step is the experiment called “Miley Cyrus”. Is the public ready to embrace a product that is as close to being “taboo” as possible and I think they have found their new formula. Porn has always been there in one form or another. It made its way more and more into popular culture mainly because of the internet. Every adult and young adult always wanted to have easier access to pornography and finally we had it and ….mostly for free. Kids growing up in a world of free porn didn’t know any different. Timmy wants to whack off tonight so he goes to a free pron site and gets the job done. Timmy wants all the girls in his life to act like these awesome chicks in the movies. They are so easy and upfront about the fact that they want to FUCK ALL THE TIME. Timmy wishes real girls were just like that and not as picky and discerning in their choices. Enter Miley, she will teach girls to be more “porn” and present themselves in a way that boys will find them attractive in a more “hardcore” kind of way. Is she a product of that culture or a reinforcer of it or both? Either she is a mindless instrument of the marketing agencies blinded by money or a fully aware operator and knows exactly what she is doing and is laughing all the way to the bank with a almost psychopathic drive to do and get as much as possible before she burns out. Considering her age it is hard to fathom her parents being ok with all this but apparently they have no qualms about it. Granted her father is not somebody that we can put much faith in considering his most intellectually stimulating song is “Achy Breaky Heart” but he is still the father of this girl that is borderline prostituting herself every night on stage….worldwide. I guess its like if your dad is a hustler and your mom is a whore and their baby-girl is gonna stay in the business also. No reason to object to it….”Hell…that’s what I had to do when I was 21…so she can do it too…of course I’m gonna be able to get my hands on a couple of million bucks…cause my baby girl’s on the Television.”

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    I'm into it
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    Just a 3in slit more of exposed flesh and suddenly her label would drop her. Once she eventually does expose her pussy it wont stop there. As long as shes singing at the same time she’ll start 18+ concerts and fuck herself for that sweet sweet attention.

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    Xyz2
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    Wow, you gotta give it up to Justin Beavers “TUCK GAME” those outfits leave nothing to the imagination. LOL

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    blechh
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    she looks like justin bieber

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    ChochaRUs
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    What a disgusting little fuck she has turned into since Disney. No way would I take my kids to see this slut up on stage doing her pornshow…is that all there is to left to degrade yourself Miley? Her parents should be proud….of this.

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    thelastrisk
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    Please would you just take this damn picture down — it’s been up forever and I’d like to come to this site and NOT see this “point of insertion” pose. GAWD! Gross.

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    Mr G
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    Wouldn’t even touch the sides!

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