Happy President’s Day! It’s Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask

February 17th, 2014 // 233 Comments

Alright, folks, technically it’s a work holiday, but I couldn’t leave you without at least throwing herpes, nihilism, and Miley Cyrus in your face. So here are 80 pics from the start of her X-rated Live Bangerz Tour in Vancouver complete with Vagina Diddle 2.0, midgets dressed as joints, lesbiantry, and Bill Clinton BJs because Happy Birthday, George Washington. It’s what you always wanted. See you tomorrow.

Photos: CYVR/AKM-GSI, Getty, Splash News

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    Sidse
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    I found my clitoris! My parents will be so proud.

  2. david(guest)

    ye americans have a lot of holidays: why miley cyrus exists

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    Sd Latka
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    Disgrossting

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    This was the original concept for the Robin Thicke/Miley VMA performance, but then the Beetlejuice costume and foam finger lobby had their say.

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes, a microphone is just a microphone and other times it’s an analogy for a black penis getting blown while grinding your butt against another, presumably black, penis

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    I call this pose the “I hate you, Daddy”

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    Swearin
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    The irony is, most cowboys and cowgirls probably think black people don’t belong in America, let alone a famous symbol of it

  8. Tongue hanging out,
    bent over,
    exploring herself.
    Anyone else notice she’s just a Madonna rip-off?

    Time to get a new shtick, Miley. This one’s played out.

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Freud would be very conflicted about this, as a psychiatrist and a lover of frankenfurters.

  10. Miley Cyrus Blowing Bill Clinton Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Here you go, my little darling. I’ll be by your room later and you can insert this into my vagina while I drunkenly try to smoke your hat”

  11. I just found out that a few websites have posted an article that a fan threw her thong panties on stage and Miley put it in her mouth. That’s a whole new level of gross. One site had a photo taken by a fan in the audience showing Miley with the thong in her mouth. Nasty girl.

  12. Miley Cyrus Blowing Bill Clinton Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she shitting money now? Because at this stage of the proceedings, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

  13. Miley Cyrus Blowing Bill Clinton Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Here we see Miley Cyrus express outrage and revulsion at the slaughter of innocent people in wars all over the globe, through the medium of interpretive masturbation.

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    greenmeanie
    Commented on this photo:

    Her average fan base has changed from teenage girls to the old dudes who try and buy beer for teenage girls.

  15. Miley Cyrus Blowing Bill Clinton Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “‘You’ll never make it,’ they said. ‘The only way you’ll ever get out of this podunk state is if you become a stripper or one of them porn stars.’ I showed them!”

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    coljack
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    “OK, Ms. Cyrus, now I hate to make you go through this again, but I’m going to need you to show me one more time – where did your cousin touch you?”

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    coljack
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    It was bad when she stole twerking from black people, but at least it was something that was still relevant. Ripping her stage show from the 1996 Republican National Convention – that’s just pathetic.

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    Jentilly
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    It’s kind of sad that those 12 yr old girls are looking up to that trash. I have no problem with performers being sexy but Miley is anything but sexy, she is just nasty.

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    Billy Ray Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    What a skank.

  20. lol@ hannah montanah still trying way way WAY WAAAAAAYYY too hard.

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    Jentilly
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    Is the microphone up her ass?

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    Hugh Evers
    Commented on this photo:

    For the first time I think I respect her as an artist.

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    Shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    DO NOT WANT

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    Margaret
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    what. the fuck.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    Who wants to smell her finger?

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Draco Malfoy should have been sorted into Hufflepuff apparently.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi, I’m Miley Cyrus. Welcome to Jackass.

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    lauraingalls
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    Why do I find the little backpack the most disturbing part of this picture?

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate her and she annoys me but that’s an invitation I absolutely could not decline.

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    I’m already have sociopathic tendencies to put this loser out of her misery and funk. This child must really hate her life.

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    Dirty Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    That looks soo gross , but as sad and pathetic as I am . I would still eat that out and probably get salmonella. I wish someone would kick me in the duck now .

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    Dirty Travolta
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    Duck , dick whatever . Just slit my wrist .

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    elderly
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys are nuts! She’s young, hot, smart, and making a killing. What are /you/ accomplishing?

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    dick thunder
    Commented on this photo:

    I never understood why people slam her, yet Taylor Swift has dated like, 50 guys, Vanessa Hudgins posted nudes on the internet and Selena Gomez has been in drug rehab, yet no one slams them for not being good role models. Raise your own damn kids.

    • I agree some of the comments here are inexcusably vicious to a girl barely out of her teens, but she is flagrantly courting the lowest common denominator (all the way to the bank, as is her right.) I’ve just been a fan of hers for a long time, and this is just… I don’t even have words.

    • Swearin

      - Taylor Swift uses teenage angst (mostly her own) to sell crappy music to teenagers. It’s terrible, but in a different way than Miley; at least Taylor isn’t dancing half-naked with a tiny person dressed as Jake Gyllenhal or twerking a guy wearing a Harry Styles mask while people in broken heart costumes dance around her

      - Vanessa Hudgens didn’t post nude photos, they were stolen and uploaded onto the Internet (as far as we know)

      - Selena Gomez wasn’t in rehab for drugs (allegedly), but if she was, at least she was trying to seek help for an addiction, not parading that addiction around on stage in front of impressionable young girls who were brought to the show by dumb parents who forget this ain’t Hannah Montana anymore

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    dick thunder
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    would eat that .

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    When looking at her I can only think she is like a stopped clock twice a day I think damn I would hit that…then the other 23 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds I thank eww nasty….

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    JimmyShoe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh no you dih-int, gurl. Shoe.”

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the hait syle, but she’s no Joey Heatherton.

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    Fancy Face
    Commented on this photo:

    That purse does not work with those boots. Worst. State Outfit. Ever.

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    Fancy Face
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    Do the dancers get hazard pay for this?

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    Fancy Face
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    Didn’t she steal this look from XTINA?

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    Mike
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    It’s educational guys!

  43. Miley Cyrus Blowing Bill Clinton Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Ice monster be all like ‘Noooooo, mine eyes doth perceive the puckered devil!’

  44. Does she even try to sing anymore? Every picture her tongue is out or she’s just staring ahead with dead chipmunk eyes.

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    Your move, Ireland Baldwin

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    gumbypokey
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is this bitch trying to prove to everyone? Grow the fuck up you whore.

  47. Miley Cyrus Blowing Bill Clinton Masturbating Bangerz Tour
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    “Yeah I’m a wrecking ball, genital warts an all.”

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    I just hope that one of these days Miley comes out of her shell.

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    Ruckus
    Commented on this photo:

    And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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