Happy President’s Day! It’s Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask

February 17th, 2014 // 233 Comments

Alright, folks, technically it’s a work holiday, but I couldn’t leave you without at least throwing herpes, nihilism, and Miley Cyrus in your face. So here are 80 pics from the start of her X-rated Live Bangerz Tour in Vancouver complete with Vagina Diddle 2.0, midgets dressed as joints, lesbiantry, and Bill Clinton BJs because Happy Birthday, George Washington. It’s what you always wanted. See you tomorrow.

Photos: CYVR/AKM-GSI, Getty, Splash News

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    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Though, to be fair, anyone this fvcked up – Mommy was in on the “game” too.

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    K-tron
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    Xtina did it ….better? No, that can’t be right.

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    It’s nothing that Jim Morrison didn’t do, of course he was high and it wasn’t choreographed. I guess we’ve come (no pun intended) a long way.

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    ThewUpInMyMouth
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    “If you can’t take three, don’t dance for me!”

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    J
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    Miley please get rid of that 96’ Nick Carter hairstyle.

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    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Debuting her new song tribute to her father:

    “Achy-Breakey Anal”

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    K-tron
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    When your cat looks like this, it means it’s time to get her spayed.

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    K-tron
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    That’s assault, brutha.

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    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Another tribute piece – re-enacting her audition for “Hannah Montana”

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    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Glad to see she’s finally starting to develop as an atrist. Gaga’s work is done here.

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    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Next person who complains about Goody Two Shoes Taylor – gets a “Swift kick in nutz”!

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    IndustrialBunni
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    What a little powerhouse.

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    J
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    Miley should rename her tour “Achy Breaky Sex Tour” Staring Miley Masturbating Cyrus with special guest star Billy Ray.

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    IndustrialBunni
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    Sweet

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    IndustrialBunni
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    Aww she’s a little bluunt. haha ugu

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    Not pictured: R. Kelly.

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    IndustrialBunni
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    So pretty

  18. Cock Dr

    She has the “I’m a shameless entertainer” gene for sure.
    OK, I’ll admit it…if someone gave me tickets & a ride to the show I would go. She hilarious and earplugs would cut the noise nicely.

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    IndustrialBunni
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    So insane that anyone could dislike her. Especially women.

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    That’s actually Bill Clinton under there.

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    I invoke Cthulhu

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    When is her Teen Mom episode set to debut?

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    Ticket stubs go here

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    Seriously, WTF is wrong with this chick? Mental.

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    I fucking love it. She’s so sexy. She’s my favourite right now. Hopefully she does some porn in the future or I at least get to see the goods.

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    She’s got good form.

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    George P. Burdell
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    Billy Ray must be so proud

  29. Steve Hirsch

    Word is she wanted to bring in the infamous boar girl Bodil Joensen to help coach her with the canine scene.

    FYI – the new Farrah Abraham video ‘Farrah 2 : Backdoor and More’ is now available for streaming.

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    Who made the comment about her humping a dog? How fortuitous.

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    That’s exactly the pose I want her to be in when I’m laying the pipe.

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    Hell yeah.

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    Mmmm. Perfect.

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    Wow. She’s deep in there. If a man did that, he’s be arrested and his career/life ruined.

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    Looks like a baboons ass.

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    “I love furry Colonics, make sure to use the whole arm.”

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    “I knew I left my phone in someone’s rectum, now hold still while I send a text.”

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    I love the view. Looks like good eating.

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    She’s so subtle. What’s she trying to convey here?

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    “I came in like a wrecking ball, now look at my fun hole.”

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    “A giant foam finger? I never know what I’ll find up there anymore!”

  42. Who honestly would pay money to go watch a show where some 12 year old boy pretends to blow an ex president like its something special? Seriously. Are you so bored from watching porn or Beverly Hillbillies reruns that you decide to purchase a ticket and travel to see this crap.

    How much money does a person need to the point where they will continue to embarrass themselves day after day for more millions. I am sure the quality men are just lined up for this whore. Maybe Richie Incognito needs a call.

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    Wow. Miley is REALLY into this girl.

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    No one wants to explore Uranus. Stop asking.

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    It is impossible to achieve escape velocity from Uranus… we’re stuck here.

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    How did she get her teeth from before she was famous back?

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    Happy Valentine’s Day.

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    “I like to alternate holes when I start new songs……. I’m a wrecking ball and my vag is swoll.”

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    That little woman looks pretty good too.

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    This collection will become a permanent fixture in my spank bank. Best Monday ever.

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