Since I just wrote an entire post blaming retarded white trash for the downfall of society, here’s Miley Cyrus proving that some of them aren’t all bad and actually do serve a purpose. Granted, that purpose is having remarkable asses and being all kinds of flexible which is probably why they keep getting pregnant, that’s not the point I’m trying to make here. Or was it? *looks at notes* Apparently all I have written down is a doodle of me in a coonskin cap throwing a hatchet at Liam Hemsworth. Haha! His eyes are little x’s.
Photos: INFdaily
Even if you aren’t a fan of Miley, or Miley’s new look, you’ve got a think of fucking her when you see this pic.
Yup. But that’s, what, 200,000 years of evolution? We never had a chance.
Great. Now she gave the sand crabs crabs.
Just a little farther, she’ll find her career…
Dear Miley,
please don’t think about swimming. Even our high salt content can’t fight off whatever things you’ve got growing all up in there. Our environment is fragile enough as it is.
Sincerely,
The Ocean
Good girl!
That’s how I walk when i have a wedgy in the office and dont want to pick my ass.
What sort panties do you wear, DJ?
I’d bang that tight little ass into tomorrow!
Duuuude, I’m not gay just cause I slobber over Jennifer Nicole Lee!
Its also how I sashay around town when I’m wearing my bright red shorty-short hot pants and black fishnet muscle tee.
I always suspected you were a refined gentleman with a keen sense of fashion.
So now she’s stealing plays from the “LeAnn Rimes Book of Attention Whore Techniques” and going to the beach a lot in a bikini . . . eh, whatever.
exactly what I thought, here we go again… boobs and anorexia are next.
And here I thought the anorexia had already started, Wasn’t there a story about that or have I mixed her up with… another Disney child?
“Welcome to Rebel Yoga, with your host Billy Idol.”
I don’t know……
Those pics of her dolled up in fishnets, long hair, and knee high boots during that concert a year ago were a lot hotter than this!
Please, please, tell me she has stupid hillbilly names for all her yoga poses! Surely, this one is the “One Legged Praying Lesbian Scarecrow”.
We need Dreg to come back and label each one of these yoga poses the way he did for Weston Cage’s karate moves.
Holy shit that was funny stuff. He was in the zone on those names.
she’s has a nice tight little body…too bad she looks like a boy.
Boys tend to have nice, tight bodies.
Oh hello Chris Hansen……..I’m already sitting down.
A boy chipmunk.
Corey Haim looks pretty good
This photo looks like it was taken from the Hubble space telescope
She is a little hottie, I just wish she would gets past this butch lesbian stage of her life.
she has a great butt. But do you know who has a better butt? Jessica at (386) 631-8936
Why do you keep posting your phone number up here?
it’s probably his high school girlfriend and he’s outsourcing harassment.
Post a pic instead of a phone number. Some of us like to kick the tires before buying.
Nope, your butt’s not down there. Frankly, I don’t know *where* it is.
you know, i actually could see sticking my face up there and taking a deep snort.
I bet she can’t do three push ups. I wish it was the “one-two, one-two” joke. But she can’t count to three.
Please Mr. Disney, just give me one more successful album or TV series.
There hasn’t been a “Mr Disney” for several years.
Yuh-huh, he’s a head in a bottle. :)
Who says fat shaming doesn’t work. Miley was porking up bigtime, people called her out on it, and now she vomits a lot. It looks good on her.
Gosh, I hope that wasn’t my daddy hiding in the bushes. I better bend over and pretend I didn’t see him. Let me just fix my bikini…
That’s a beautiful view.
I don’t get it, are the paps actually in a boat out there taking these pics? Was this a 5-camera shoot?
Have you seen how many paps follow her around? They have every angle covered. Billy Ray wants to see everything! So does the general public.
Remember now she has to be flexible for daddy.
sooooo hot. You idiots are losers.
have to strongly agree.
i bet that hole i f’n tight.
Daddy? I’m ready…
she looks like an 11-year-old boy.
Her form is impressive but I miss the ole Miley Muffintop.
But a pumpkinhead with a desperately bad hairstyle on top is still a pumpkinhead.
Yeah yeah, the world is your goddamn oyster rich people. Oooh, I love yoga and the sun and the beach and being all rich and half naked and stuff. Pbbbth. Big deal. If I did that as a real person I’d get raped by the weirdo who was watching from the bushes. But you go ahead on rich people, you go ahead on.
LOL!
“Damn, what a workout! When I get back to the hotel I think I’ll relax with a smoke, have a couple shots of bourbon, and kick back in front of the tube with a nice triple cheeseburger.”
“Eat your heart out, Daddy.”
You guys are fucking sick. And you’re probably like, 50.
I there’s more than 50 of us.
I think there’se than 50 of us.
Hmm, the comment box can’t keep up with my typing.
Have to remember that and check carefully before hitting “Submit”.
I may be 43, but I don’t have a penchant for male chipmunks. Sorry.
I’m 50 and I approve this message.
Do you think this fuckwit even knows how to spell ‘yoga’, let alone actually know what she’s doing (aside from whoring herself out to the voyeuristic pervert with the camera who she knows is watching her because she called him and invited him to join her)? It’s a damn shame Orcas don’t patrol the beaches of CA, swim onshore, pummel this bejeezus out of her, and then drag her out to sea…
OK… So now she’s trying to seal the deal and completely become a man by growing chin hair.
Ok. with paperbag over her head, I’d fuck that, then throw her into the ocean.
body is nice enough.
Looks like justin beiber in a two piece.
Shit, she looks like one of those lizards on Madagascar sunny itself.
Yes, Miley, this is what God put you here to do – not to sing.
Starting to see a LOT of Sharon Stone around the eyes…
Great body Really bad hair
Chipmunk face and bad singer, her body is the only good thing she has ;P
Wonder what her personal best is in terms of fingers up her butt?
Props to the paparazzi, for real
That’s beautiful. Could be from a photoshoot.
Welcome to Hollywood! Get used to that position.
Neck down – Not so bad.
Neck up – finger down the throat.
I’d crawl up in that and make a life for myself.
I bet her anus tastes like delicious strawberry jam.
That is not cute. She reminds me of one of the boys