Miley Cyrus Pickin’ That Dang Ol’ Butt in a Bikini

Here’s Miley Cyrus spending the weekend in Michigan with Liam Hemsworth where she demonstrated an almost supernatural ability to simultaneously smoke cigarettes and pick a berkini out of her butt. When reached for comment, her daddy responded, “Well, I reckon that’s just a regular ol’ hootenanny, long as there ain’t no book larnin’ or fancy soliloquatin’ on the affairs of gum’mint. In which case, that’s watcha call a ‘witch’s orgy’ and must find yourself compelled to proceed with the lightin’s of fires and the such. Genesis 19:33.”

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