Miley Cyrus Pickin’ That Dang Ol’ Butt in a Bikini

August 2nd, 2011 // 155 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus spending the weekend in Michigan with Liam Hemsworth where she demonstrated an almost supernatural ability to simultaneously smoke cigarettes and pick a berkini out of her butt. When reached for comment, her daddy responded, “Well, I reckon that’s just a regular ol’ hootenanny, long as there ain’t no book larnin’ or fancy soliloquatin’ on the affairs of gum’mint. In which case, that’s watcha call a ‘witch’s orgy’ and must find yourself compelled to proceed with the lightin’s of fires and the such. Genesis 19:33.”

Photos: GSI Media

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    MisterSuccint
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    Crabs.

  2. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    HEEEEE HAAAWWWW!

  3. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    I think it’s time to abandon the Hannah Montanna sized bathing suit

  4. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    Roid’s in the rear, and a raging bush up front…..

  5. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    Roid-rage leads way to cooter crack-shot

  6. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    wanna see my puss…er…puppy?

  7. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    crack itch…CRACK itch…..CRACK ITCH!!!!

  8. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    C R A C K I T C H!!!!!

  9. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    Note to self…….Next time LUBE the strap-on BEFORE you stick it in!

  10. Nothing makes a woman look repulsive than a fucking cigarette.

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    J.
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    This is a really unflattering picture for Ms. Knightley. Her ribs have been replaced with McRibs.

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    bassackward
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    I say’d I is takin’ ma cooter an ma eetchy ayss fer a ride… now git over here and put dis floater on me, ore I aint gonna suck yer weener no more!

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    bassackward
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    Hells yeah…I still got it in ma butt!

  14. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    uh oh….I gotta poop….

  15. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    gimme a min-nut….. my thing is slidin outta ma butt…

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    lailah
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    “I don’t drink & I would never smoke. I always say that for me, smoking would be like smashing my guitar and expecting it to play. I’d never do that to my voice, not to mention the rest of my body.” What a fake biotch!!!!

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    bassackward
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    No REALLY, it started out dis big, but I kep-on stickin it in ma butt…and it is still in….I can feel it….

  18. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    bassackward
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    still in ma buuuuuttttt….still in ma buuutttt….

  19. I tell you what, man, them dang old celebrities bein’ all barely legal and all come along all ‘I’m in a boat’ and start smoking cigarettes and pickin’ them dang wedgies man, dang. It’s real classy, man.

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    lailah
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    wow, smoking. so disgusting..same for Vanessa Hudgens..poor puppy

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    smokingkills
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    just breathe!!!!! and die of cancer, honey!!!

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    brainstorm
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    No wonder Nick Jonas left her, stupid smoker

  23. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    smadgie
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    ick

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    erica
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    wow she actually has a nice body, and shes 5’5? she looks about 5’8 with those long legs

  25. tiger

    Forget Miley, where the hell is a shirtless Liam Hemsworth pic?

  26. gumption

    this hillbilly even has the banjo boy choppers thing going.

  27. Jewel

    she so not cool shes broke i can tell

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    The Pope
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    “Hey y’all, what the hell am I doing in Michigan?!”

  29. See Alice

    Miley is Rockin that bikini !

  30. dontkillthemessenger

    She’ s not all that, but everyone here would hit that… ladies too. The End.

  31. High Sniffer in Charge

    I wonder if she smells her fingers after digging for brown gold.

  32. bunch of goddamned pussified anti-smokers- i hope you get cancer just for the irony!
    nothing is worse than a hardcore anti-smoker!!!

  33. Weirdo

    Finger lickin good!

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    Fandy
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    Maybe she’s pro-moing her new hit “I gotta thang on myazz. itz itchy and skratchezy…I gotta Thang on myazz and hopin it dont spread to my snatchee”

    • TomFrank

      Sir, I represent The Simpsons. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized use of “Itchy and Scratchy.” Boys? [Two large men grab Fandy's hat and stomp on it. The three leave.]

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    Fandy
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    Confucious say….. “She who picks her ass…..has shitty breath”

  36. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    Fandy
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    her ass sucks (literally, it ate her swimsuit)

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    TomFrank
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    Husky smoker’s voice, husky dog…unless she enrolls in U. Conn., I don’t want to know what’s coming next.

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    TomFrank
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    “You better put a equals sign on your finger if you wanna get some o’ this!”

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    Knee Grow
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    I counsel young female recovering drug addicts. I always tell them 2 things that make a cute girl ugly are cursing and smoking. I rest my case.

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    andreea
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    Ce curva urata.Nici 2 bani nu dai pe ea.adica eu nu dau 2 bani pe ea.e o proasta!!!!!!!

  41. Doc Schweinstrudel

    If only she could donate some of that …some of that (not money, teeth) to me.
    Some have much more than they’ll ever need!

  42. linny

    Can we say Cankles, anyone?

  43. Ms. Poodle

    Anyone know where this was in Michigan? I may have to go spray my beach down…

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    Fandy
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    Ass Scratch Fever…..nah-nah-nah—she’z got the Ass scratch fever

  45. Miley Cyrus Bikini
    Fandy
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    “good pickens back there y-all”

  46. Satan

    That’s what her face looks like when she takes it up the poop chute.

  47. im sure all of you people do the same thing when you swimming. you think you can wear a binkini but you cant. miley cyrus probably wears it better than
    you!

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    person01
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    she….. SMOKES????

  49. Maximilian

    I declare on this day to be the day when Miley Cyrus went past due…The worst part about him is when she opens her mouth..

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    me
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    short torso

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