Miley Cyrus hasn’t even been engaged for two weeks and already she’s being accused of cheating on Liam Hemsworth with the dude in this photo. Except y’all need to chill because this is just her long-time friend Cheyne Thomas and everyone knows best friends get matching tattoos and stare longingly into each others ass and tits. I’ve seen newborn infants look less innocent than these two.
[Ed. Note: Apparently these two go everywhere together except I can't remember ever seeing this dude in a single photo and I've seen more Miley Cyrus photos that anyone should ever look at. Then again, my attention is usually laser-focused on side-boob or vaginal mulletry, so I probably shouldn't rule out he's in every shot battling Mothra with a flamethrower. I can see that happening.]
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I just feel like her vagina would smell really bad.
He has a huge dong, Miley’s pretty boy fiance can’t keep up=
OMG. i could bench press that dude, and i’m a female. Exactly how much video gaming do you have to do to have zero muscle tone as a male?
I’d still do her
I’d still do her
he’s gay.. #oops
you just contradicted yourself amir. baaaazing!.
This girl is the picture of health.. Great looking athletic body… Developing nice curves etc… Smelly?
Hating to hate.
Yes dude, that’s right where I want to put my tongue too…
yes dude, that’s right where I want to stick my tongue too…
creepy jesus is coming…
you too skinny bro!
Why is it this photo reminds me of Tom Green and Drew Barrymore?
I would love to get you in bed for a few hours
I’D LIKE TO SHOW HER WHAT A REAL MAN FEELS LIKE FOR A FEW DAYS.
It would still be fun to say “I had her”!!!!!
I wonder if she knows it looks like she shit her self LOL!!!!
look at the big one in the back ground. Makes you appreciate Miley’s camel-toe
Que cara de cu, Miley Cyrus…
Isso é que dá usar biquini grande. Compra logo uma tanguinha que dá mais certo.
Esse bundão sem nada em cima seria muito mais gostoso.
As long as I have a face she will have a place to sit.