This Is Just Miley Cyrus In A Bikini With A Friend, Friends Can’t Eye-Bang Each Other?

June 14th, 2012 // 78 Comments
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Miley Cyrus hasn’t even been engaged for two weeks and already she’s being accused of cheating on Liam Hemsworth with the dude in this photo. Except y’all need to chill because this is just her long-time friend Cheyne Thomas and everyone knows best friends get matching tattoos and stare longingly into each others ass and tits. I’ve seen newborn infants look less innocent than these two.

[Ed. Note: Apparently these two go everywhere together except I can't remember ever seeing this dude in a single photo and I've seen more Miley Cyrus photos that anyone should ever look at. Then again, my attention is usually laser-focused on side-boob or vaginal mulletry, so I probably shouldn't rule out he's in every shot battling Mothra with a flamethrower. I can see that happening.]

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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    lco21
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    I just feel like her vagina would smell really bad.

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    Rudy Huxtable
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    He has a huge dong, Miley’s pretty boy fiance can’t keep up=

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    justagirl
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    OMG. i could bench press that dude, and i’m a female. Exactly how much video gaming do you have to do to have zero muscle tone as a male?

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    bukkake
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    I’d still do her

  5. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
    Bukkake
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    I’d still do her

  6. Jenny

    he’s gay.. #oops

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    dirt mcgirt
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    you just contradicted yourself amir. baaaazing!.

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    Yawn
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    This girl is the picture of health.. Great looking athletic body… Developing nice curves etc… Smelly?
    Hating to hate.

  9. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
    Charlie Sheen
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    Yes dude, that’s right where I want to put my tongue too…

  10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
    Charlie Sheen
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    yes dude, that’s right where I want to stick my tongue too…

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    samuel
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    creepy jesus is coming…

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    madagascar
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    you too skinny bro!

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    Steve
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    Why is it this photo reminds me of Tom Green and Drew Barrymore?

  14. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
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    I would love to get you in bed for a few hours

  15. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
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    I’D LIKE TO SHOW HER WHAT A REAL MAN FEELS LIKE FOR A FEW DAYS.

  16. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
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    It would still be fun to say “I had her”!!!!!

  17. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
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    I wonder if she knows it looks like she shit her self LOL!!!!

  18. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
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    look at the big one in the back ground. Makes you appreciate Miley’s camel-toe

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Que cara de cu, Miley Cyrus…

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Isso é que dá usar biquini grande. Compra logo uma tanguinha que dá mais certo.

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    Piroca de Fantasma é Geladinha
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    Esse bundão sem nada em cima seria muito mais gostoso.

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    Chuck
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    As long as I have a face she will have a place to sit.

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    Edvard Munch
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    She was still hot in these pics.

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    john
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    nice floatation devices!!!!

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