Miley Cyrus hasn’t even been engaged for two weeks and already she’s being accused of cheating on Liam Hemsworth with the dude in this photo. Except y’all need to chill because this is just her long-time friend Cheyne Thomas and everyone knows best friends get matching tattoos and stare longingly into each others ass and tits. I’ve seen newborn infants look less innocent than these two.
[Ed. Note: Apparently these two go everywhere together except I can't remember ever seeing this dude in a single photo and I've seen more Miley Cyrus photos that anyone should ever look at. Then again, my attention is usually laser-focused on side-boob or vaginal mulletry, so I probably shouldn't rule out he's in every shot battling Mothra with a flamethrower. I can see that happening.]
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
Hmm, seems as though Miley has matured a little. Doesn’t seem like she’s the attention whore she used to be. And she’s looking really cute here
You really need to get your eyes checked.
I’m sure this is all perfectly innocent. He has no interest in her firm young breasts…none at all.
All those looks AND her breath smells like a stale ash tray! what a catch
That is the ugliest, dingy circa 1994 Walmart bikini. She’s got a decent body..dumpy ass though. Those two look like they belong together.
That’s such a glamorous ass shot.
She’s really been dieting. Golly. There ain’t no mo muffin top on ole pumpkinhead. I miss it.
I’m fairly sure that dude is the one she’s repeatedly stated is gay as hell, and who she’d choose over Hemsworth any damn day if only he loved vagina.
So basically, the exact opposite of what’s going on in your heads.
She’s likely only sucking on the straw as some kind of subliminal phallic association thing to get him thinking about dicks and turned on.
Come on Y’all…we’s just friends. You know how friends and daddies gotta check your cooter fur ticks and such.
It’s totally not what it seems, y’all. I just need a break from making pretend that Liam ain’t one of them butt jumpers.
He’s thinking of Billy Ray.
Or looking at the stamp: This meat inspected by Billy Ray.
Too easy.
Ya’ll i’m itchy. Are ya’ll like itchy? Dang this water is itchy. Anyone else itchy? I’m itchy ya’ll.
I think she’s putting on a little weight, she’s starting to look normal
Horse teeth!
Stanley Cup final is over, you can shave now.
she’s definitely doing him, you can tell because she’s comfortable enough to fart in front of him.
so she pees from WHERE!?
Miley looks sooo nasty, and i don’t just mean her appearance.
I’m sorry, there is nothing appealing about Miley, she still looks fourteen.
Daddy didn’t cinch up that diaper properly.
NNNNoooooo not a creeper at all….ewww
I love that she was having a long time affair out in the open with one of her female dancers and no one said shit about it, but now this DUDE shows up in one set of photos and they must be fucking? Gossipers are so lesbian-blind it’s pathetic.
*sniff sniff*
“Adrian Grenier’s here.”
This is your face on drugs. Any questions?
What a fucking creeper.
i wanna be eye-banged like that.
Every girl has tried peeing standing up. I did when I was like 5.
Insert joke here… or in here?
Liam who called?!
Looks more like he’s eye banging her straw.
I have no problem believing Miley has zero interest in this guy. His boobs are almost as big as hers.
You know Cheyne underneath my bikini I’m completely naked. Just a thought…
Maybe he’s kin. It ain’t cheatin’ if he’s your blood! That’s hillbilly law!
ewww he is as skinny as she is….stick to your hott fiance, Miley.
Hate to admit it but she’s actually pretty good in these pics. All that sex she’s been bragging about last week is doing her good.
muscular buttocks, miley……
Meh…her fiancee and/or Billy Ray doesn’t have a thing to worry about. He sets off gaydar.
I’m sorry but I would be upset if I saw a bunch of pics like these of my fiance and another girl like this! Way too close for comfort
The chemistry is obviously there. His girl hanging out with such a wimp is an insult. And they better not use the “he’s gay” excuse.
I just new the Superficial would slip in a Thai ladyboy picture to throw us off!
The dude is gay, this is a non-story.
He kinda looks like he might be gay
That’s why he’s looking at her body in every picture like she’s dessert.
That’s some serious eye raping going on there.
Lol he’s her GAY friend. It’s clear if you go on his twitter account..
*cue Jaws theme*
I feel like a cunt looking at your photos
If he looked at her any harder, he might actually be able to find her talent. A feat worthy of an MTV award for Most Outstanding Breakout Eyeballs Of The Year.
Looking in the water reflection to see if he’s looking at her crack.
Next step to see if he admires it, or if it reminds him of Billy Ray’s.
Dude is a gay hipster. Even Miley wouldn’t be stupid enough to bring her sidepiece around in broad daylight. I have a friend who is gay and he checks out women on occasion. The way he phrases it, he finds tits pretty like works of art. It doesn’t turn him on, but he appreciates them.
This dude’s totally friend-zoned. No chance.
As she reaches down with her left hand, he says, “you better put that drink down fist, because if you start somethin’ you dang well better finish it.”
“Yea I banged her, and now I’m gonna be on the cover of Star Magazaine. Problem?”