This Is Just Miley Cyrus In A Bikini With A Friend, Friends Can’t Eye-Bang Each Other?

June 14th, 2012 // 78 Comments
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Miley Cyrus hasn’t even been engaged for two weeks and already she’s being accused of cheating on Liam Hemsworth with the dude in this photo. Except y’all need to chill because this is just her long-time friend Cheyne Thomas and everyone knows best friends get matching tattoos and stare longingly into each others ass and tits. I’ve seen newborn infants look less innocent than these two.

[Ed. Note: Apparently these two go everywhere together except I can't remember ever seeing this dude in a single photo and I've seen more Miley Cyrus photos that anyone should ever look at. Then again, my attention is usually laser-focused on side-boob or vaginal mulletry, so I probably shouldn't rule out he's in every shot battling Mothra with a flamethrower. I can see that happening.]

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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    dianA
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    Hmm, seems as though Miley has matured a little. Doesn’t seem like she’s the attention whore she used to be. And she’s looking really cute here

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m sure this is all perfectly innocent. He has no interest in her firm young breasts…none at all.

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    Headahb
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    All those looks AND her breath smells like a stale ash tray! what a catch

  4. imagen

    That is the ugliest, dingy circa 1994 Walmart bikini. She’s got a decent body..dumpy ass though. Those two look like they belong together.

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s such a glamorous ass shot.
    She’s really been dieting. Golly. There ain’t no mo muffin top on ole pumpkinhead. I miss it.

  6. RacistPete

    I’m fairly sure that dude is the one she’s repeatedly stated is gay as hell, and who she’d choose over Hemsworth any damn day if only he loved vagina.

    So basically, the exact opposite of what’s going on in your heads.

    She’s likely only sucking on the straw as some kind of subliminal phallic association thing to get him thinking about dicks and turned on.

  7. Ben Whofleck

    Come on Y’all…we’s just friends. You know how friends and daddies gotta check your cooter fur ticks and such.

  8. EricLr

    It’s totally not what it seems, y’all. I just need a break from making pretend that Liam ain’t one of them butt jumpers.

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    Dwayne Wade's Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s thinking of Billy Ray.

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    Cate
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    Too easy.

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    Pete
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya’ll i’m itchy. Are ya’ll like itchy? Dang this water is itchy. Anyone else itchy? I’m itchy ya’ll.

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    Zabou
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    I think she’s putting on a little weight, she’s starting to look normal

  13. elephantman

    Horse teeth!

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    MisterSuccint
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    Stanley Cup final is over, you can shave now.

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    Mcdoubler
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    she’s definitely doing him, you can tell because she’s comfortable enough to fart in front of him.

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    tuvieja
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    so she pees from WHERE!?

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    amir
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    Miley looks sooo nasty, and i don’t just mean her appearance.

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    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, there is nothing appealing about Miley, she still looks fourteen.

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    lawn
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    Daddy didn’t cinch up that diaper properly.

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    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    NNNNoooooo not a creeper at all….ewww

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    Nathiest
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    I love that she was having a long time affair out in the open with one of her female dancers and no one said shit about it, but now this DUDE shows up in one set of photos and they must be fucking? Gossipers are so lesbian-blind it’s pathetic.

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    Commented on this photo:

    *sniff sniff*

    “Adrian Grenier’s here.”

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    JAKIS
    Commented on this photo:

    This is your face on drugs. Any questions?

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    B
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    What a fucking creeper.

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    kat
    Commented on this photo:

    i wanna be eye-banged like that.

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    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Every girl has tried peeing standing up. I did when I was like 5.

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    Visible Ink
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert joke here… or in here?

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    Visible Ink
    Commented on this photo:

    Liam who called?!

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    bad boy
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    Looks more like he’s eye banging her straw.

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    Liam
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no problem believing Miley has zero interest in this guy. His boobs are almost as big as hers.

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    Visible Ink
    Commented on this photo:

    You know Cheyne underneath my bikini I’m completely naked. Just a thought…

  32. Maybe he’s kin. It ain’t cheatin’ if he’s your blood! That’s hillbilly law!

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    lily
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    ewww he is as skinny as she is….stick to your hott fiance, Miley.

  34. Anonymous

    Hate to admit it but she’s actually pretty good in these pics. All that sex she’s been bragging about last week is doing her good.

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    Annelise
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    muscular buttocks, miley……

  36. Anonymous

    Meh…her fiancee and/or Billy Ray doesn’t have a thing to worry about. He sets off gaydar.

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    Poopsquat
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    I’m sorry but I would be upset if I saw a bunch of pics like these of my fiance and another girl like this! Way too close for comfort

    • Inner Retard

      The chemistry is obviously there. His girl hanging out with such a wimp is an insult. And they better not use the “he’s gay” excuse.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    I just new the Superficial would slip in a Thai ladyboy picture to throw us off!

  39. El Jefe

    The dude is gay, this is a non-story.

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    Nik
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    He kinda looks like he might be gay

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    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some serious eye raping going on there.

  42. Tamra

    Lol he’s her GAY friend. It’s clear if you go on his twitter account..

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    Frunken
    Commented on this photo:

    *cue Jaws theme*

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    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like a cunt looking at your photos

  45. If he looked at her any harder, he might actually be able to find her talent. A feat worthy of an MTV award for Most Outstanding Breakout Eyeballs Of The Year.

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    Looking in the water reflection to see if he’s looking at her crack.
    Next step to see if he admires it, or if it reminds him of Billy Ray’s.

  47. JJ

    Dude is a gay hipster. Even Miley wouldn’t be stupid enough to bring her sidepiece around in broad daylight. I have a friend who is gay and he checks out women on occasion. The way he phrases it, he finds tits pretty like works of art. It doesn’t turn him on, but he appreciates them.

  48. Glass

    This dude’s totally friend-zoned. No chance.

  49. Miley Cyrus Bikini Mystery Man Pool
    Commented on this photo:

    As she reaches down with her left hand, he says, “you better put that drink down fist, because if you start somethin’ you dang well better finish it.”

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    Sonny Liston
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    “Yea I banged her, and now I’m gonna be on the cover of Star Magazaine. Problem?”

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