Miley Cyrus Likes To Constantly Touch Her Vagina?
I Had No Idea

At some point between making Illuminati hand symbols and yesterday afternoon Miley Cyrus somehow bruised her ass and naturally had to show everyone on Instagram while wearing a bikini and fingering her vagina. Does not touching her clit every other second open a black hole? Is that why Malaysia Flight 370 simply vanished without a trace? DON LEMON NEEDS ANSWERS.

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