Miley Cyrus Likes To Constantly Touch Her Vagina?
I Had No Idea

March 20th, 2014 // 35 Comments

At some point between making Illuminati hand symbols and yesterday afternoon Miley Cyrus somehow bruised her ass and naturally had to show everyone on Instagram while wearing a bikini and fingering her vagina. Does not touching her clit every other second open a black hole? Is that why Malaysia Flight 370 simply vanished without a trace? DON LEMON NEEDS ANSWERS.

Photo: Instagram

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  1. Goose

    Hawt

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    jep
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    I’d be happy to touch it for her if she gets tired.

  3. Someone needs to get her some vagisil for that itch.

  4. brick

    Please don’t make this a “THING”.

  5. PantyWaist

    I don’t think I would recognize her if she wasn’t touching herself or sticking her tongue out.

  6. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
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    Miley births little people from her a-hole

  7. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
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    … right after Miley is birthed from Andrea the Giant

  8. Her next hit ” My little stinky finger”

  9. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    oh i know
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    her body looks the same from the front and the back….

  10. Why does she insist on being the dirty girl. Christian aguilera did this 10 years ago and look where it got her no where.

  11. Tonethius

    Yawn…. So needy

  12. Rebelminion

    Why shouldn’t she? Everyone else does.

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    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    admittedly, while I fucking hate this talentless, “look-at-me-everybody!”, if that corn wagon were in my face, I’d take a discreet whiff.

  14. TrannyGranny

    Shhhh, my itchy lil’ queef-box, Mama’s trying to speak from her upper cock holster.

  15. Bob

    If you actually look at her objectively, ignoring the fact that she’s a celebrity, you come to a realization that she’s really not that attractive. She’s average at best…and that’s if she wasn’t so damned desperate for attention.

  16. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
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    look at my weak, bony legs and flat ass ya’ll!

  17. I’d love to touch it for her. I’d gladly dive face first into that black hole.

  18. Tony Barolin

    Finger in bottom, finger in vagina, finger in bottom, finger in vagina, finger in bottom, finger in vagina……

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    Is this actual footage of George Bush’s daydreams?

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    PassingTrue
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    I’m just trying to imaging the rest of the cast at the unemployment office trying to explain their last job and the skills they have to offer. Which may include asking people if they “want fries with that”.

    • You fail horribly in this post…I didn’t know back up dancers/cast for celebrities shows/entertainment were uneducated fry pushers…these are young actors and dancer, just because you’re playing a part on stage doesnt mean that who you are…

      Julia Roberts played a big mouthed prostiture in Pretty Woman, but…wait forget it.

  21. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
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    She has the kind of face you can’t help but want to deck.

  22. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    The Blatantly Obvious: Sinus Infection From Snorting Way Too Much Blow #1. Sticking out your tongue, drugs
    #2. Glassy eyes in every photo, drugs
    #3. bending over and Fisting yourself on stage, drugs
    #4. Sounding like she does when she talks, drugs
    #5. SINUS INFECTION, DRUGGGSSSSS
    Lmao

  23. Miley Cyrus Ass Masturbating Bangerz Tour
    Schizoid Embolism
    Commented on this photo:

    Initially, i was fooled by the audience hands in the photo that are blocking out most of the reflected light near her crotch. It made it look as if her costume had slipped to the side down there. However, it’s merely an exciting optical illusion and unfortunately her wardrobe is not experiencing a major malfunction.

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    Bieber hater
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    I was cringing looking at all of these photos….Why, why, why…put your horrible tongue back in your mouth and put some dam clothes on……you look like a teenage little boy.

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