Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Brazil

May 12th, 2011 // 122 Comments

For the Lord doth heard my cries and madeth this day raineth over with bikinis, here’s Miley Cyrus vacationing in Rio today where she was forced to take bikini photos of Tish which explains all the salvia smoking and rampant vagina diddling. If my mom made me take bikini pictures of her, Navy SEALs would have to pry me off an overpass where I’m attempting to spell “Make it stop” with flipped over cars I fired a hunting rifle into. (Love you, ma.)

NOTE: The angel wing tattoo lady is Miley’s mom. No wonder Bret Michaels couldn’t resist.

Photos: AKM Images, Pacific Coast News


  1. Gilberator

    Those angel wings are soooo symbolic. Like anklets on a cougar.

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    …at a time!

  3. Marco

    For an 18 year old, that is pretty out of shape. But I guess her daddy been feeding her Tacos and CornPops all these years and it finally caught up to her.

    • LEB

      Have you ever actually SEEN a naked woman before? Who wasn’t in a porno?

    • Drew

      I have to agree with LEB, I’m pretty sure you’ve never seen a “real” female before, because she’s far from out of shape. She’s not pinup/magazine perfect, but you could only dream you’d have someone like that riding you.

      That said, is it just me, or are Miley’s moms tattoo horribly off center? Not only that, but wings should be up near the shoulder blades… not in the vertical middle of your back. Swing and a miss trying to be 20 again.

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    medium rare
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    Flat, straight, shapeless, cellulite awaiting legs… not a fan. Stank factor rising by the day.

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    If you put your ear there, you can hear the ocean l

  6. the captain

    in a few years she will be a FAT american.

  7. Amber R.

    Miley is a friend of mine, and she does read this crap from time to time for a laugh. I mean, how bad could her life really be? She’s living the life and you lowlives are behind a computer screen day in day out looking at what you wish you were doing.

    For the record, Miley is currently touring in South America and she is SO HAPPY to be out of the United States where the people are more civilized (and thinner, to boot!)


    • TomFrank

      I’m not sure which is the bigger piece of news here: that Miley Cyrus reads The Superficial, or that she’s friends with Amber Rose.

    • Turd Ferguson

      “you lowlives are behind a computer screen”

      Says the lowlife behind the computer screen.
      Kettle. Black.

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    Those wings look a little low on her back. Shouldn’t they be up on her shoulder blades? Maybe they put them low so they wouldn’t interfere with that weird pentagram thing she’s got.

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    Needs a bit more up top, but still imminently doable.

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    When I look at her hairy back, I can think about is Austin Powers.

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    oops. “All I can think about” shitballs.

  12. Holland

    Was the tattoo”artist” who did the angelwings drunk and/or high? That thing isn’t even close to being centred properly

  13. ugh quit spamming us with that fucking site it’s GAY

  14. Miley Cyrus in a bikini is about as inspiring as Adam Sandler playing a lovable goofball who falls on hard times in a movie featuring all of his friends who would otherwise be begging for empty bottles to return but for the charity of a half million brain-dead Americans.

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    That girl in the background is going to regret the angel wing tattoo someday. guaranteed.

  16. The Listener

    I like the shape of her body. It looks to me that she has a nice healthy muscle-to-body fat ratio. I like a woman with a soft curvy slender body, not a stick figure anorexic, or a hard body like she’s a dude.

  17. MLVC

    Once again I feel a massive urge to eat the holy shit out of her asshole

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    It’s hard to reconcile the general trolling comments of how flat / skanky / ugly / cellulite filled she is, with the perfectly sweet bum displayed in the picture. Occurs to me that troll’s may never have seen a woman naked in real life and comparing a real girl with a decent ass to the pixel perfection of that female night elf character in world of warcraft who swears she’s sixteen and pretty for realz realz, may not be the most objective form of comparison.

    … I’d hit it ftw.

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    I’d drop a map of Hawaii on her butt-cheeks.

  20. Miley Cyrus Bikini Tish Cyrus Tattoos
    McFeely Smackup
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    Her tight little body is/has started going south quickly. What is she doing nowadays anyways?

  21. BazookaJoe

    She is stout!

  22. Ruth

    That tattoo has horrible positioning. eeek.

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    Shapeless? If you think that ass is shapeless you dont know what a great ass is.

  24. AJ

    Tacky Tattoos….ugh…

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    the only opinion that matters
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    I saw the first photo and thought “who is that white trash with the tacky angel wing tats that mistakenly got in the photo?”. Why was I surprised when it was Miley White Trash Cyrus’s mother? What a bunch of freaking hillbillies! Living proof of the old adage that all the money in the world can’t buy you class.

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    in fact, miley’s tatoo is kinda hot

  27. alys

    looks like she lost a lot of weight again :D
    good job miley

  28. horny dude

    I would fuck her in every possibly way until my cock explodes ;)

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