Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Brazil

For the Lord doth heard my cries and madeth this day raineth over with bikinis, here’s Miley Cyrus vacationing in Rio today where she was forced to take bikini photos of Tish which explains all the salvia smoking and rampant vagina diddling. If my mom made me take bikini pictures of her, Navy SEALs would have to pry me off an overpass where I’m attempting to spell “Make it stop” with flipped over cars I fired a hunting rifle into. (Love you, ma.)

NOTE: The angel wing tattoo lady is Miley’s mom. No wonder Bret Michaels couldn’t resist.

Photos: AKM Images, Pacific Coast News