Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Brazil

May 12th, 2011 // 122 Comments

For the Lord doth heard my cries and madeth this day raineth over with bikinis, here’s Miley Cyrus vacationing in Rio today where she was forced to take bikini photos of Tish which explains all the salvia smoking and rampant vagina diddling. If my mom made me take bikini pictures of her, Navy SEALs would have to pry me off an overpass where I’m attempting to spell “Make it stop” with flipped over cars I fired a hunting rifle into. (Love you, ma.)

NOTE: The angel wing tattoo lady is Miley’s mom. No wonder Bret Michaels couldn’t resist.

Photos: AKM Images, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Bikini Tish Cyrus Tattoos
    TomFrank
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    “The number of men I cheated on your daddy with!”

  2. See Alice

    The bigger the tattoos the bigger the heacase .

    • cc

      Alice…you speak the truth.

      • F THAT! I would pay! Funny how people think tattoos are white trash though it costs a lot of money to get them and people that have a lot usually take better care of their skin than those that don’t. PLUS if you see a lot of ink, they likely aren’t gonna whine when I stab the PINK!!!

      • that

        that was so gay dude

    • Artofwar

      ….You must not underestimate the consumer spending power of the trailer-park inbreeds. Every once and a while they will forgo spending their food stamps on Blue Ribbon beer and meth, to spend it on Miley Cyrus projects……Artofwar

      • shankyouverymuch

        Holly Moses! the one with bird feathers on her back is the mom!! No fucking wonder the girl is so twisted around about what’s wrong or right, up or down… ’tish’ – ha, what a fucking disgraceful animal!!!

    • atotalcad

      Looks like her Mom is taking a cue from pornstars. Reminds me of Angel Rivas.
      Check out her angel wings.

    • Depends on the tattoo. I’ve known Japanese women with full traditional back tattoos who were normal and decent people.

      Now giant clichéd angel wings on a blonde chick in yoga pants and a pink bikini, hanging out with her chipmunk-faced talentless brat? Classic nutbar.

  3. See Alice

    headcase

  4. krutboo

    first???

    Dude, the tattoo on the girl’s back (behind Miley) is fucking ridiculous. Imagine that when the bitch is like 65 or something.

    Miley needs to eat a sandwich

    • Deacon Jones

      That’s her fucking mom.

    • Annie

      Miley actually has a much better body than I expected. For some reason I thought she was getting really chunky these days but not so. Unfortunantely I’m sure she’s soon fuck it up with hideous trailer park tats like the rest of her family – see her mom as exhibit A.

      • Deryn

        Annie, same here. I looked through the gallery and in some, she does look a little cottage-cheesy, but in others, she’s smooth. I wonder if that’s just the way fat looks when it’s young. She does have a density issue, I’m sure of it. But I think that cankle thing is just ridiculously unfortunate genetics.

      • welldoneson

        never can figure why so many women post on this forum.
        take your snivelling about “cankles” and sit on it, fool.
        it’s called muscle. it’s what you get when you sing and dance
        for a living. grow a little. learn.

    • Deryn

      Yep, *that’s* how she looks. Muscle-y.

      • Valentina

        Grossly misinformed….cankles ARE NOT muscle. Hillary Clinton is the epitome of cankles. It is an unfortunate and unattractive genetic situation that there is no remedy for.

    • LEB

      I think she looks great. She’s slim but not too skinny or overly buff. She looks like a healthy young woman should… just enough curves, nothing fake. Well, except her teeth and probably hair extensions.

      • Deryn

        And fair enough, LEB. I admit I’m judging her on public-figure standards and not the real world. I also admit that I’m baffled by and resentful of her giant-toothed, thin-voiced, bizarrely-tattooed, white-trashy fame, and that I don’t feel bad pointing out that her leg below the knee can also double as an L-square in a drafting emergency.

      • those angel wings just scream class at the top of their tar-filled lungs

  5. Deacon Jones

    Now that she’s no longer forbidden fruit, Mr. Wienie goes bye bye.

    Nice wings on your back, bitch. That’s about as classy as giving Fergie a reach-around.

    • Fletch

      Yeah, DJ WTF? Those graphics only look good on the Trans-Am that Burt Reynolds drove in “Smokey and the Bandit”

  6. VandaL

    She always looks like she’s got joke teeth in. I wouldn’t let that anywhere near my hampton.

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    Jess
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    Cankle City, USA

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    guy rossi
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    Mom has some nice cans

  9. HC66

    She’s got to be the only girl that can wear and bikini in Brazil and somehow manage to show less of herself than she does in all of her stupid Twitpix

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    Sheppy
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    What? No-one’s going to say anything about the angel wings tat?

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    Gigs
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    Decent, but not pics I’d wank it to.

  12. Is it okay to say she has a pretty sweet ass? I mean she’s still barely a 6 (and 18), unless you decapitate her and replace her head with Dame Judi Dench’s she’ll never break a 7.

  13. Drundel

    I thought she worked out and ran? Her ass looks awful soft and flabby.

    • LEB

      Have you ever actually SEEN a normal woman’s rear end in person before? Women ARE soft, and we’re supposed to be. Her rear end is actually quite nice. She’s on the slim side of normal.

      • Greasy Anus

        ^^ Fatass.

      • D-chi

        ^^ Virgin.

      • Bringbackbabalu

        This isn’t the 1950s, girls dont have to be soft. Nothing wrong with being athletic and toned, maybe you need to see some 18 year old girls asses…just it is simple, Miley wasn’t working out or playing sports or doing much other than being a hoe, and filling herself with toxic stuff. MC is very average, all there is too it. Her abs look like she is 50. Really she looks terrible compared to how she looked a year ago. But her job isn’t to look hot, she just is herself. She isn’t the hottest girl out there, and she isn’t the ugliest. Still, nothing wrong with a girl that likes to work out and not be soft…soft is good at 18, but by 30 or 40 it is going to look old/older. Funny how someone so out of touch with reality tries to correct someone who is 100% right.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh I will comment on the angel wings tat alright…sorry, but anyone women with mutliple tattoos on her back, including one that big, is a piece of white trash. And there are NO exceptions to this rule, it’s as incontrovertible as gravity.

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    Maeby
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    She has a silly looking little butt.

  16. cc

    I guess if you were a priest and were going to break your vow of celibacy, that blonde chick might be just the ticket. ‘Dear Lord, I am not sinning, I am shagging an angel!’

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    Senor Trout
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    Who the hell invited the gal with the bunt that is about to smash Miley’s poor little head?

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    herbiefrog
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    nice right angle : ))

  19. Miley Cyrus Bikini Tish Cyrus Tattoos
    Commented on this photo:

    Free city on the trouser is it the real free city down to the trouser i must want to visit that

  20. herbiefrog

    funny baby : )))

  21. dave ain't here, man

    As far as Miley Cyrus Brazilian photos go, these are a real letdown.

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    Trousers
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    LOL nice tattoos ladies

  23. Nik

    pretty weak, she looks much better as finally miley

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    Coyote
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    I don’t care for her but my dick wants her sooooo bad.

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    Deryn
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    And it looks off-center. Did her spine shift or her skin?

    • TomFrank

      It looks centered in some of the other photos. I think she’s just a victim of angles and weird musculature.

  26. BENWAW

    I just threw up a little in my mouth

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    Deryn
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    So, from some angles, that dreamcatcher just looks like dangly underarm hair.

  28. Mike Nike

    Shes got a cute little ass. If she worked on it a bit I would consider eating her asshole. Maybe. Well, if i was drunk for sure. If i was drunk I would eat it the way it is now.

    • That’s the right attitude bud. I agree on all counts…except I’d probably just go ahead with the ass eating sober just to say I did it before she does get really fat.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The blond tried to get on the Bad Girls Club but they wouldn’t have her because she was too tacky.

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    Reading is Sexy
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    At least she didn’t ruin our day w/ a dreaded duck-lip pic.

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    sparkymcgee
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    I don’t know if angel wings are intended to be covered in cum.

  32. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    She looks hot, very sexy ass.

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    doug
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    baggy butt on top of some serious cankles, you cant be this young and look that bad…..workout just a bit maybe lil miss mutlimillionaire ?

  34. Now we know where Miley gets her tattoo advice from. “Tattoo that looks like braided armpit hair” is a great idea according to “aging chick with wings tattood off center on her back”

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    Hank E Ring
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    I want to get up in that ass.

  36. Artofwar

    ….She should make a mental note to remind whom ever she let barrow her back-side, that it was a loan not a gift —-This one, all hat, no cattle…..Artofwar

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    nonsense
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmm…dough-ey….

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    WTF
    Commented on this photo:

    Bahahahahahaha! Really?? Who put those there? Stop it, no seriously.

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    Dank
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want about her singing or her face but that is one smoking hot ass. -

  40. Columbo

    I can’t understand how this type of girl gets so famous. She’s not “hot” by any stretch of the imagination. Anyone that lives in LA knows you could roll over to the pool at the Mondrian, head out the 3rd street promenade or, just cruise through Studio City and see bitches 100x hotter than this chick. My checkout girl at Ralphs in Santa Monica is cuter and has a better body than this chick.

    • LEB

      1) Famous father. 2) Decent voice. 3) Not hot but cute, which works for Disney.

      And if you had a chance to make it with her, you’d take it.

      • Jovy

        I’m sick and tired of people saying stupid shit like that. “And if you had a chance to make it with her, you’d take it” or “you wouldn’t kick her out of bed”. Speak for yourself, not all men have the same taste in women and not all women have the same taste in men.

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    Ponkur
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    “That’s where the fourth hole is, right there”

  42. Rough the π maker

    This girl’s hormone is running mile a minute, now they have to take her to Rio to learn about their number one sexual export? I ya yaieeeeeee!!!!

  43. bLaCkgiRL

    Whats funny is yall would be all “Dude Id fuck her brains out” if she wasn’t “Miley Cyrus” Such weak little boys yall are. LaSt sOnG was awesome. So SHUT UPPP!!!!!1

    • Columbo

      If her country ass was right in front of me of course I would do my best to fuck her brains out. But she wouldn’t fall under the category of being a conquest because she’s smokin’ hot, but a conquest because she’s famous. I would get the same satisfaction out of banging Chelsea Clinton. But if she looked like say Emmanuelle Chriqui then I would definitely claim to have accomplished something.

    • cc

      You should get that keyboard fixed.

  44. Just Fucking Say It

    It’s always smart to surround yourself with poor decision makers. Bitch must really like red bull.

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    Queen Bish
    Commented on this photo:

    Look Ma! No Crabs! ReallY!

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    dangermike
    Commented on this photo:

    SWEEP THE LEG!!!

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    sc4play
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    Trashy is as trashy does……

  48. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Miley S. has the most freakish voice I have ever heard on a fucking 18-year-old. She sounds like she is 50 years old and has been smoking for 35 of them.

  49. Miley Cyrus Bikini Tish Cyrus Tattoos
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s what can’t be tamed.

  50. Miley Cyrus Bikini Tish Cyrus Tattoos
    Commented on this photo:

    Turn around Miley! I’ve come 8 1/2 months from the future to tell you to tell Daddy to wrap it up!

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