Miley Cyrus Finally Graduated To Just Some Ho You Put In Your Hip-Hop Video

I’ve honestly never heard of Big Sean before, but apparently he has the kind of pull where you can say, “Get me Miley Cyrus in my video but make sure that bitch don’t sing,” because here she is in his new video and that bitch don’t sing. Not to mention, at one point it looks she’s taking a dump on a giant flaming brick, so please know this question comes from a place of love and tolerance where racism dare not speak, but is Big Sean Obama’s son? Because that’s literally the only explanation I’m coming up with right now. Well, that or Miley Cyrus is a Kardashian which I probably shouldn’t rule out. You’re right.