Miley Cyrus Got In A Dang Ol’ Bar Fight

September 11th, 2012 // 45 Comments
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In all the long, veiny, 100% beef, I’ve been a bad, bad secretary confusion yesterday, I missed the TMZ report that Miley Cyrus (Who’s 19, by the way.) is a battery suspect after getting into a fight at a Hollywood bar because it was only a matter of time until her life became The Dukes of Hazzard:

The alleged victim filed a police report early Sunday morning with the LAPD … claiming he and his friends were sitting behind Miley and her fiance Liam Hemsworth at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel when things got rowdy.
The alleged victim claims he and his friends accidentally bumped into Liam’s chair and the two camps exchanged words … an argument that quickly escalated.
The alleged victim claims Liam got in his face and Miley jumped in the middle to break it up — but not before pushing him away and striking him in the face.

Keep in mind, Miley Cyrus comes from a rich, white trash heritage where her father’s mullet is still revered in hushed whispers, so really, we should be congratulating her in this case for fighting her natural instinct to stand up on the table and start firing a musket.

MILEY: Time to shoot me some coons. Whoo-ee!
LIAM: Miley, we’re in the city. There aren’t any raccoons for miles.
MILEY: I weren’t talkin’ ’bout them ‘coons. *click-click*

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Who even cares

    I really hate this bitch but reading all the stupid shit she does is incredibly entertaining. I just can’t look away!

  2. Did she get punched in the mouth hard enough to knock those buck teeth back a bit into her head??? Please???

  3. EricLr

    She’s pretty high-end trailer trash not to have stabbed someone. I bet she’ll only go topless in the club.

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    Commented on this photo:

    From this angle, she looks like an autistic boy.

    And I know that’s going to offend everyone that knows anyone who has ever been or known someone who was or might have been related in any way to someone who is autistic. So let me say I’m sorry for offending autistic people by comparing them to Miley Cyrus. Please don’t find out where I live and put those puzzle piece bumper stickers all over my trailer.

  5. See Alice

    Don’t hate her because she is rich .
    Get back to hunting them coons Miley

  6. Cardinal Fang

    She used to be almost maybe kinda hot.

  7. catapostrophe

    Maybe she’s just really unintelligent.

  8. El Jefe

    After-fight trailer park sex with her sounds like it would be a good time.

    On another note, I look at that Liam dude and I look at her and the two just don’t seem compatible. It is like he is the nice guy that just does not have the heart to break up with her and tell her it is over and he is no longer attracted to her.

    • Juju

      Really? Because, to me, he looks like the guy who wants a green card and some money from the probable divorce.

      This guy is some kind of evil genius, I tell you. Even though his villainous masterplan will take years to come to fruition, he still perseverates.
      You gotta respect that.

    • I agree with you, El Jefe. I’ll bet she is a fucking tiger in the rack!

  9. Cock Dr

    It’s fun to be wasted and scrappin’!
    Can you imagine the damage that girl would do with a head butt?

  10. Anonymous

    There must be a number trailed by a lot of fucking zeroes on their bank balance for Liam to put up with all this shit. Miley looks like trash and acts like adolescent.

  11. Frank Burns

    Cyrus’s was fixin’ for a fight after the eatin’ house had the gumption to serve her a cold passel of vittles and the saloon watered down the white lightning. When the Sour Belly Trio wouldn’t play ‘Turkey in the Straw’ like she wanted, it was time to thump a stranger!

  12. Inner Retard

    Now, now, Miley. There are better ways to get handcuffs for your inevitable sex tape.

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    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet the guy who got hit had just asked Liam to keep his boyfriend under control.

  14. seriouslynow

    Her hair has gone from looking like Pink to the Mayor of London, Borris Johnson:
    [IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/2cwu1hh.jpg[/IMG]

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    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she serious with those shorts? Some hip hugger panties would have been better.

  16. cc

    Oh c’mon. She’s going full lesbian here. First she gets the haircut, then she’d down with the bar fight. Liam has nothing to do with it.

  17. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    She needs to be spanked. HARD

  18. Mary Feeney

    I don’t care for the Cyrus’s at all but when did Miley become a racist? Oh, I get it, she’s white and from the south. Thinking about people in terms of stereotypes is bad, UNLESS they’re white.

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    LordInvader
    Commented on this photo:

    LAPD: So, alleged assault victim, what exactly were you doing?
    Assault victim: Well, we…
    Assault victim’s buddy: Thank you.
    Assault victim: Stood up to leave, when I accidentally hit his chair. I turned around and brushed the top of his buddy’s head. He screamed at me that I messed up his, I quote, “sugar pie’s hunerd-dollar mullet”.
    LAPD: Well, if you brushed the top of her head, how could you have disturbed her mullet?
    Assault victim: Because it was inverted.

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    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    she has the ass of an 8 year old boy

    • true.and the only guys who think she is hot are those who will bang anything they can slip their 2 incher into. man, woman, child, animal- it don’t matter cuz itsallgood

  21. McClownerton

    Trailer park prom queen of the year. My white trash heart sings (all while eating mac n cheese with cut up red hot dogs mixed in and drinking pearl out of a can. Now if that aint country…).

  22. Erect

    Oh quit dissing her. She’s cute! Dumb but cute.

  23. Blech

    It’s clear she lost…

  24. Peter

    I heard that someone accused Miley of not bleaching her butthole and apparently that really got them riled up.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought booty shorts were supposed to be flattering if you were in shape? I guess you have to have something resembling a booty. These just look like saggy briefs.

  26. At least she didn’t get drunk, chew all the trees down in her trailer park down and dam a nearby creek.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Another Hollywood train wreck.

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    jboy
    Commented on this photo:

    which one of these things does not go with the others……

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    Carol
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks exactly like Agyness Deyn a couple of summers ago

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    Who in the name of everloving fuck is still going to Billy Ray Cyrus concerts?

  31. mark

    Isn’t she 19? Bar?

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    Oogieloves
    Commented on this photo:

    Kinda hard to call them booty shorts when she clearly doesn’t have one. Her butt runs straight into her thighs.

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    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    The ol’ two finger push…it says, “I’m responsible for you.”

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