BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

FEBRUARY

Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz Tour in Vancouver which would eventually become a worldwide epidemic on par with the Ebola virus. Except the Ebola virus can be actually cured whereas most people will remember Miley Cyrus rubbing her chipmunk vagina on a giant inflatable penis until the day they die. That shit’s with you forever, and there’s nothing modern pharmaceuticals can do to help. I ran clinical trials.

Posted: 2.17.14

Original Post: Happy President’s Day! It’s Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask

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