Miley Cyrus Thinks Her Ass Is Michael Jordan Now

August 27th, 2013 // 27 Comments

Because even my 75-year-old grandmother who only watches PBS knew all about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, she thinks she’s accomplished some sort of tremendous feat by getting the Internet to talk about a woman’s butt for 24 hours because, clearly, that’s something that’s never happened before. So here’s Miley tweeting pics of her ass wearing the number 23 last night to remind everyone that grabbing your clit and twerking takes as much skill, if not more, as being the greatest basketball player to ever play the game. Anyone can throw a ball into a hole, but sticking your tongue out? Sheeeeiittt.


  1. JC

    *crosses fingers*
    Please let the ricin be for Miley.
    Please let the ricin be for Miley.
    Please let the ricin be for Miley….

  2. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    Even she knows her best angle is the one where you can’t see her face.

  3. She wants to be taken from behind by Isiah Thomas?

  4. Blue Shirt Special

    If Breaking Bad was an actor it’d be Clint Eastwood. If Miley Cyrus were a series she’d be…. ah, fuck it, she probably wouldn’t make it past the pilot.

  5. Miley won’t be satisfied until she recreates EVERY instagram pictures Rihanna has ever taken.

  6. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    she needs to stop

  7. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    The true question is if Lebron James’ ass is better than Jordan’s ass, or is Jordan’s the best ass of all time.

  8. 23 is the average amount of seconds any man has lasted in her ass.

  9. With the way she was sticking out her tongue, she clearly thinks she IS MIchael Jordan.

  10. who is she trying to turn on-
    ice cube?

  11. Slappy Magoo

    All RIGHT! We GET it! You have a shitty dad! We all kinda figured that out years ago! Message received! You don’t have to work so hard to make him a laughingstock! He’s Billy Ray F*CKING Cyrus! All the heavy lifting has been done!

  12. Worship her ass

    Whilest she layeth upon her stomach, I shall unshealth the throbbing Sword and plunder that darkest of holes ’til I spillith my seed deep inside her

  13. Demi Lovato does not pull this stuff, and she spent time in rehab.

  14. Seriously, who is taking this trailer park bitch for anything more than a wannabe renegade? Her performance had be yawing. I didn’t see it as it was being aired but caught it on Youtube. Boring ass fuck.
    Ain’t nobody checking this hoe.

  15. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    What the fuck is she doing?

  16. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    Her ass and Jordan have something common…they both dribble! Hey-yo! I don’t even know that that means?!

  17. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    She’s really proud of those pancakes.

  18. Miley Cyrus Ass
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    Amanda Bynes says wtf is with this betch

  19. Twerking (or twerkin) is a dance move that involves a person, usually a woman, shaking her hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer to shake, “wobble” and “jiggle.”

    Ok now explain to me how a girl without no butt or tits can somehow Shake, Wobble and Jiggle.

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