Miley Cyrus Thinks Her Ass Is Michael Jordan Now

Because even my 75-year-old grandmother who only watches PBS knew all about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs, she thinks she’s accomplished some sort of tremendous feat by getting the Internet to talk about a woman’s butt for 24 hours because, clearly, that’s something that’s never happened before. So here’s Miley tweeting pics of her ass wearing the number 23 last night to remind everyone that grabbing your clit and twerking takes as much skill, if not more, as being the greatest basketball player to ever play the game. Anyone can throw a ball into a hole, but sticking your tongue out? Sheeeeiittt.