Miley Cyrus’ Weird, Flat Ass Was On ‘The Today Show’

October 7th, 2013 // 48 Comments

Because apparently hosting SNL wasn’t enough overexposure after a week of flapping her labia at the Internet, here’s Miley Cyrus performing on The TODAY Show this morning. And before someone asks, “Eww, why do you keep posting about her?” Miley Cyrus’ ass looks gross and weird, so naturally people are going to click the shit out of it. That’s how the entire Internet works along with being the genesis of our undoing. *goes back to looking at Scarlett Johansson falling down memes after leaving the stove on* Haha! She’s chasing the fat kid.

 

 

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  1. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    Yeah, it’s pretty disgusting….but the chick in the corner, her vagina is literally eating her shorts. Someone go save those shorts before they completely disappear.

    • EricLR

      We can’t save them now. But there just *may* still be time to save ourselves.

    • Um…my tongs are at the dry cleaners.

    • Dox

      Unfortunately those shorts have reached the critical desalination point. With the influx of cold air, it will quite literally begin to produce mega super storms with hundreds of lightning strikes per square inch.

      I’m afraid the only way to save everyone is drill to the core, and set a nuke off. It might dislodge the shorts.

      Might.

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    Cardinal Haze DIKKeman XII
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    I’m old. I am fat balding & repulsive (thanks Kaufman) as well.

    My dick does not want this poon~~and that takes alot.

    I bet her asshole stinks like salvia.

    peace

  3. Chris

    SO a hooker is dancing on the stage with mushrooms and half naked midgets and right there in the front is a girl no older than 7 or 8….I’d bet her parents wonder why she’s unruly and never minds….right after they blow a couple lines and fuck in front of her.

    Get your shit together America. We’re embarassing ourselves.

  4. She’s riding the bertney spears express, so 2 years til she looks like this:

    http://www.espressogossip.com/articles/view/76/page:2

  5. I doubt I could manage watching the Today show even if Matt Lauer was scheduled to kill himself on stage while Kathie Lee and Hoda pound their asses together, punishing a double headed dildo.

  6. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    I wear these chains because i feel the struggle of your people. YO!

  7. Wow! So many adults in the audience for this modern day sex symbol! At least she’s not teaching the little girls that definitely do not make up 99.258% of her audience that the best way to get attention is to act like the biggest whore you possibly can without actually taking money for sex. And given that she is not beneffitting from all of this monetarily there is absolutely no way you could make a case that she is in fact an ACTUAL whore. The numerous little girls in the audience that are literally looking up to her must be an unfortunate coincidence.

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    some black dude
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    she could just let me lick it once and ill never ask her for anything else

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    Mushrooms,Female little people flowers etc and Miley rubbing her vagina(note pubic hair) on the Today Show?US going to hell?

  10. brick

    The Presidents Cup Streaker has a flat ass too but she’s way prettier and probably only half as crazy.

  11. He’s a boy.

  12. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    If the crotch of what you’re wearing is parting your labia so they’re visible, why even have a crotch in your clothes? Crotchless should go mainstream.

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    Say what you what about Miley but holy shit. Look at all the little girls admiring her, her mojo. Is there no saving the soul of the cute girl in pink in front from this abomination? NO I am not a pedophile.I feel sad for my friend’s daughter with Miley around. (:

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    EricLR
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    I’m going to call it. She has pre-mom-butt. One day, her flat ass will widen and she will wear mom jeans and take her kids to soccer practice. But until then, she’ll just have to look weird.

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    john
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    amazingly flat

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    RubberBandMan
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    Taking up donations to send this child to Brazil so she can have a reality check. GAWD that backside is so flat.

  17. Trek Girl

    I’ll be happy when this money-grab is over. I know this is her business and she’s remaking her image, but I wish she would do it without taking things from other cultures. At least attempt to be original. Ugh…

  18. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    We need to round up all of the parents of those girls who are watching and have them flogged for stupidity!

  19. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    In a hundred years from now, after the world has destroyed itself, and the plot-line of Idiocracy comes to pass, future generations will look to this photo and realise that the little girl in the pink foresaw the whole thing.

  20. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    “I’m security, stop that right now, what you are doing is an arrestable offense.”

  21. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
    CuriousTroll
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    She could at least do some squats to spare us from looking at these deflated pancakes/flopping cold cuts.

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    CuriousTroll
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    Fake bitch is fake. She appropriates Black culture and then shits out some weird ass, lame “performance.” I hate her stupid chipmunk face and her retarded shit music.

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    cc
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    I am redesignating the leg presses from the chick in the front to Miley.

  24. Boodiba

    No one has commented on the awfulness of high-waisted shorts combined with diaper-white. ALL high waisted shorts are awful and these? Ewww.

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    mx3
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    totally just thinking that, curious. she has the kind of body that looks like she’s always hittin the gym but she def aint doin booty workouts. allz im sayin.

  26. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    I see the start of Cellulite – Oh Well

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    Mike
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    There are some guys with better figures than Miley.

  28. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    I love her flat, white ass.

  29. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    I’m thoroughly enjoying the things she doing these days. Keep it up, Miley.

  30. lilgrandma

    Why do they post cheap ass pic’s of her? She just a cheap looking porn star that’s all! Stop posting this rated x pic websites!

  31. kery

    Miley is so stupid. Many girls are watching while she touches her vagina. Poor little girls ;P

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    tlmck
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    “Hey Miley, What does fingernails across a chalkboard sound like?”

  33. She’s trashy, i won’t argue with that but I’ve seen women with flatter asses on this site and they’ve been drooled over plenty in the comments so why is everyone obsessing over the shape of her butt?

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    That is one sweet ass!!

  35. Miley Cyrus Ass Today Show
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    WOW WOW!!!

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    Judd
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    is that toilet paper hanging out of her pants?

    • Nicholi1120

      I know it may be shocking, but I think she’s actually wearing panties =O. Okay, they’re lace, but I’m pretty sure they’re panties.

  37. Miley has body dysmorphia. When she gazes at herself, she doesn’t vomit, which proves she isn’t really seeing herself.

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    No her ass isn’t flat, it’s SAGGY. Miley needs to do some squats or something to lift that drooping ass up!

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    MAtt
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    I like it ;)

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