In that case, she was right. We need guns. Lots and lots of guns. TO THE FORTRESS OF FREEDOMITUDE!
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Ho ho ho
No…. that would be the war on heterosexuality.
The war on Christmas begins when she twerks on Santa… or a plastic baby Jesus.
Wouldn’t mind unwrapping that present.
It’s the gift that keeps on itching.
Yep, nothing like celebrating Christmas with a bright, shiny, pus filled rash from your newly unwrapped Christmas present.
All on the lovely backdrop of pale, untanned flesh.
Deck the thighs with pus filled blisters, fah lah lah lah lah laaah, fah lah lah laaaah….
Make sure you have nose plugs on, unless you’re into the sharp, pungent odor of well-ridden, toxic skank. Post-coital fumigation of the room is also highly recommended.
Not me. I’m not into sloppy 233’s.
you would find a 15 year old boy…
God, I love that ass. It will be the death of me.
I agree, Don
What Ass????? You gotta have back to have an ass. I’m still not 100% convinced that’s not Bieber in drag up there.
Don, Deacon I think most people are reading simply “God I love ass”
…i think i’m becoming afflicted with stockholm syndrome visa-vie that “ass” …after being held captive by it and subjected it to it for so long, i’m actually starting to develop an affection for it.
I disown Santa. He’s married and should know better than to get involved with naughty entertainment industry skanks.
Yup. He’s got nobody but himself to blame for those venereal warts…. and crabs…. and herpes….
Nice toned body.
Skinny with no tits or ass is not “toned”.
Open your eyes and don’t be in denial. Like her or hate her, the girl is really toned.
“tone-DEAF” is more like it.
Based on his comment history there is no girl unattractive enough for Don Zaloog to take off his beer goggles.
There may be one or two, but they’re mostly “girls” like Justin Beiber, so I’m not sure that counts…
I her from this angle in my dreams all the time.
Damnit. It’s “I see her from angle in my dreams all the time.”
That does it Don. You’re going back on Electroshock therapy.
Dude, even your correction doesnt make sense, snap out of it!
(throws two tissues in trash can)
Ok, rubbing your snatch on stage is one thing, but wearing Demi Moore’s vagina as a purse is just too much!
Demi’s vag is furrier.
“Vag Furrier” sounds like a good name for a villain. Maybe in the next Zoolander.
Just what the world needs…more flatbread white ass.
Real fundies think Santa is blasphemy, Sarah.
Somewhere Coco Chanel is bargaining for her soul to be returned to this world to stop this.
Her ass is weird. Like an optical illusion. Depending when and how you look at it sometimes it looks great. Other times like she has no ass at all.
Must suck having to wear white during that time of the month…
Fuck Miley, who’s the Rain Deer on the left? Buns of steel…….
Vixen? Or is that Blitzen?
“Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Slut!”
She is FUCKING awesome.
That little boy has a really flat butt
When you have no real talent you restresort to this type of shit. And it amazes me how her millennial fan base just eat this garbage up.
Sarah Palin lives rent-free in your head.
I’m trying to be turned on by this, I really am… but little boys just don’t do it for me :/
#fuck i love that beautiful little cunt and asshole #fuck #xxx
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