Miley Cyrus and The Rest of The AMAs

Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards:

Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her parent’s marriage through cleverly disguised baldness.

Ke$ha, who could feasibly pass as Rod Stewart.

Rihanna, who’s just happy to make it to any award show alive.

And Fergie because you always want an even number of trannies. It’s all about balance.

Photos: Getty