Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards:
Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her parent’s marriage through cleverly disguised baldness.
Ke$ha, who could feasibly pass as Rod Stewart.
Rihanna, who’s just happy to make it to any award show alive.
And Fergie because you always want an even number of trannies. It’s all about balance.
Photos: Getty
I like Fergie’s tits
this grouping looks like theyre from a circus to me
I’m sorry but look at the next picture and say again that ALL her other features are ugly.
I was talking about her face features! And fyi that next pic isnt all that great…she looks like the idiot she is!! Yea she’s got long legs so what? Her ass is flat and so are her tits
Who.is.looking.at.what.she’s.wearing?
well since she has no talent i guess thats all i have left to judge her on. screw her hypocritical music
How can anyone say Miley has an ugly face? She’s fucking hot. Everyone’s just saying she’s ugly because ‘it’s the popular thing to say.’ She’s got a smokin’ body, too.
Are you kidding?
Her head looks like she has been attacked by a swarm of killer bees.
I wonder how Rod $tewart feels about that comment.
I seriously thought she was Lady Gaga for a second. Oh I see what she did there! Her smashing her guitar is analogous to her smashing hate! How clever. How rock’n'roll. Scuse me while i puke.
Banana clips are never a good idea.
Hm, I guess they missed her lips with those staples. Damn shame.
If she wanted to be really original, she should have poured lighter fluid on the guitar and lit it on fire, amirite?
On herself would have been preferred so I don’t have to see her face every where anymore
Jimi says, “Been there done that”
Is she pleading with us not to hate her? Good luck with that.
Playing the guitar – you’re doing it wrong.
Wow, this is exactly why guys should not wear gold lipstick.
“No, Rihanna, that’s not a pole. Nope, sorry, not that one either. No, no… okay, stop, stop. None of these are poles. Knock it off!”
“Why, yes – I do have a penis! Thanks for asking!”
Isn’t she supposed to be helping Frodo find a ring or something?
Did I say find? I meant throw into a volcano. She should probably go ahead and jump in too, just to make sure…
agreed
great, now I’m blind.
When I saw this pic it made me realize I was in the mood to listen to The Faces. Then I realized I just didn’t want to look at hers.
I wonder if she’s packin a walnut in between her boobs? Like a space age boobie nutcracker.
This little bitch has smoking legs.
looks good actually for once
absolutely trashy, disgusting, ghastly and everything pop culture SHOULD NOT BE! someone dedicate themselves to shooting a bullet through her head too
im sick of Rihanna and her idea of being fashionable… she has NO CLUE … and people are so dumb to think that this is great style, if anyone even dares to think so.
go back to being the hypocritical “love the way you lie” after getting punched by chris brown.
^ Gee..Kill yo’self!
trail unnecessary
And who the hell even wants to look like the freak lady gaga is… seriously what has the world come to??? why do women try to look like drag queens/ transvestites??? but seriously Kesha is a complete waste of time when it comes to music, pop culture, style and sanity.
no Kesha, the mike is not a penis/ whiskey bottle
Cute dress. Cute shoes. Ugly girl.
your ugly rihanna, seriously stick to being natural or something at least that way I cant bitch about how ridiculous you look with red hair and your stupid matching red dress… seriously? who the fuck styled this.
she got a chin surgery FOR SURE… i remember her SOS days with the alien chin and huge forehead…
even worse than rihanna… was the theme of the night to be the opposite of fashion/beauty/style and all things these women are supposed to be?
When did Cybill Shepherd get popular again?
Looks like she shouldn’t have had those burritos before the show.
Technocoloured Yawn in…. 3…..2…..1.
Pardon my saying this but… she looks like a used tampon.
Thanks D-listed.
I thought that when ugly DNA met ugly DNA, it had a positive effect? :S
did she steal Kesha’s dress?
she literally looks like trash.
Nice ass, baby!
she’s beautiful. its depressing seeing the fat ugly whales that say she’s “not hot”
She looks like she’s about to hurl. Maybe she just saw Ke$ha
white diarrhea?
this reminds me of sailor moon, minus the hairdo…
this woman is the shape of a long box…
seriously, someone check it, i think its a tranny!
i like this dress, the hair not so much tho….
she just cannot make a normal facial expression thru all the pics…
don’t try to convince me that you look any prettier.am not a fan but I admit that she looks stunning .definitely rebellious but stunning
She looks like a homeless women .with her handmade dress’ish
She’s tryna B da next Lady Gaga
Love the EVERYTHING.She looks sophisticated
If Linda Hamilton and Quasimodo mated…