Miley Cyrus and The Rest of The AMAs

November 22nd, 2010 // 190 Comments

Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards:

Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her parent’s marriage through cleverly disguised baldness.

Ke$ha, who could feasibly pass as Rod Stewart.

Rihanna, who’s just happy to make it to any award show alive.

And Fergie because you always want an even number of trannies. It’s all about balance.

Photos: Getty

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  1. I like Fergie’s tits

  2. required

    this grouping looks like theyre from a circus to me

  3. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    mimi
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    I’m sorry but look at the next picture and say again that ALL her other features are ugly.

    • matt

      I was talking about her face features! And fyi that next pic isnt all that great…she looks like the idiot she is!! Yea she’s got long legs so what? Her ass is flat and so are her tits

  4. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    mimi
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    Who.is.looking.at.what.she’s.wearing?

  5. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    Ryan
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    How can anyone say Miley has an ugly face? She’s fucking hot. Everyone’s just saying she’s ugly because ‘it’s the popular thing to say.’ She’s got a smokin’ body, too.

  6. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
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    I wonder how Rod $tewart feels about that comment.

  7. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    T
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    I seriously thought she was Lady Gaga for a second. Oh I see what she did there! Her smashing her guitar is analogous to her smashing hate! How clever. How rock’n'roll. Scuse me while i puke.

  8. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Suds
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    Banana clips are never a good idea.

  9. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Hm, I guess they missed her lips with those staples. Damn shame.

  10. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    If she wanted to be really original, she should have poured lighter fluid on the guitar and lit it on fire, amirite?

  11. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Is she pleading with us not to hate her? Good luck with that.

  12. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Playing the guitar – you’re doing it wrong.

  13. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Wow, this is exactly why guys should not wear gold lipstick.

  14. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
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    “No, Rihanna, that’s not a pole. Nope, sorry, not that one either. No, no… okay, stop, stop. None of these are poles. Knock it off!”

  15. Fergie at the American Music Awards
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    “Why, yes – I do have a penis! Thanks for asking!”

  16. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    LolaLovely
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    Isn’t she supposed to be helping Frodo find a ring or something?

  17. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    ayo
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    great, now I’m blind.

  18. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    When I saw this pic it made me realize I was in the mood to listen to The Faces. Then I realized I just didn’t want to look at hers.

  19. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    molly
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    I wonder if she’s packin a walnut in between her boobs? Like a space age boobie nutcracker.

  20. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    This little bitch has smoking legs.

  21. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    Gee
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    looks good actually for once

  22. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Gee
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    absolutely trashy, disgusting, ghastly and everything pop culture SHOULD NOT BE! someone dedicate themselves to shooting a bullet through her head too

  23. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    Gee
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    im sick of Rihanna and her idea of being fashionable… she has NO CLUE … and people are so dumb to think that this is great style, if anyone even dares to think so.
    go back to being the hypocritical “love the way you lie” after getting punched by chris brown.

  24. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    Gee
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    trail unnecessary

  25. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Normality
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    And who the hell even wants to look like the freak lady gaga is… seriously what has the world come to??? why do women try to look like drag queens/ transvestites??? but seriously Kesha is a complete waste of time when it comes to music, pop culture, style and sanity.

  26. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Normality
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    no Kesha, the mike is not a penis/ whiskey bottle

  27. kulit

    Cute dress. Cute shoes. Ugly girl.

  28. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    Normality
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    your ugly rihanna, seriously stick to being natural or something at least that way I cant bitch about how ridiculous you look with red hair and your stupid matching red dress… seriously? who the fuck styled this.

  29. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    Normality
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    she got a chin surgery FOR SURE… i remember her SOS days with the alien chin and huge forehead…

  30. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    Norm
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    even worse than rihanna… was the theme of the night to be the opposite of fashion/beauty/style and all things these women are supposed to be?

  31. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Mike F
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    When did Cybill Shepherd get popular again?

  32. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    That Guy
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    Looks like she shouldn’t have had those burritos before the show.

    Technocoloured Yawn in…. 3…..2…..1.

  33. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    Junon
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    Pardon my saying this but… she looks like a used tampon.

  34. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
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    I thought that when ugly DNA met ugly DNA, it had a positive effect? :S

  35. Fergie at the American Music Awards
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    did she steal Kesha’s dress?

  36. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    mnsuperbee
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    she literally looks like trash.

  37. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    Christine
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    Nice ass, baby!

  38. abbey

    she’s beautiful. its depressing seeing the fat ugly whales that say she’s “not hot”

  39. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    cassie
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    She looks like she’s about to hurl. Maybe she just saw Ke$ha

  40. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    cassie
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    white diarrhea?

  41. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    kmas
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    this reminds me of sailor moon, minus the hairdo…

  42. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    kmas
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    this woman is the shape of a long box…

  43. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    kmas
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    seriously, someone check it, i think its a tranny!

  44. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    kmas
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    i like this dress, the hair not so much tho….

  45. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    ana
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    she just cannot make a normal facial expression thru all the pics…

  46. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    karenian
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    don’t try to convince me that you look any prettier.am not a fan but I admit that she looks stunning .definitely rebellious but stunning

  47. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    karenian
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    She looks like a homeless women .with her handmade dress’ish

  48. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    karenian
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    She’s tryna B da next Lady Gaga

  49. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    karenian
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    Love the EVERYTHING.She looks sophisticated

  50. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    Katie
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    If Linda Hamilton and Quasimodo mated…

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