Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards:
Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her parent’s marriage through cleverly disguised baldness.
Ke$ha, who could feasibly pass as Rod Stewart.
Rihanna, who’s just happy to make it to any award show alive.
And Fergie because you always want an even number of trannies. It’s all about balance.
Photos: Getty
Oh my god is her dress made out of the film inside VHS tapes?!
It doesn’t matter the price of the dress you put it in you just can’t make this pug a cutie.
you go girl….embrace the ugly.
I’d ride that train.
It’s unusual to see a diva at such an event not wearing the normal 10 pounds of false eyelashes.
Fergie looks like she needs a good night’s sleep.
god… this woman is trying so hard to be gaga it’s fucking hysterical
She’s only missing one thing: discernible talent. Oh, and an ass. Gotta make that two things.
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walmart weave
Angular dress to match her face?
she should change of career….. singing is not paying her enough to buy a decent dress. Anyway, I like how Miley looks in the white dress, it’s very flattering… I dont like the tail very much, she looks very chic though. :)
not bleach. It’s called makeup.
God, could she look any more constipated?
sebastian
Is it just me, or does she look eerily like a witch stirring a cauldron?
Just you!
drunk face…
om nom nom
She went from being a skinny black Ronald McDonald to being a skinny black Carrot Top.
That kid has terrible posture and a moon face.
But tomorrow somebody is going to do a legal Dirty Gas Pump on her face.
Fergie’s breasts look like they’ve been pushed to their limit… Though, I guess you probably need them under as many PSIs as possible to pop out even the most stubborn of wrinkles.
I’m starting to think Kesha is a guy. It all adds up
1. Lack of ass
2. The “no hate” on her guitar
3. Her face.
4. she has a penis.
We’ve already concluded last week that she is actually a frog in a bikini. More specifically, the frog from the WB and that Bugs Bunny cartoon.
fergie lmfao :D::D::D:D:D::DD:D::D:D
A more appropriate performance would have been Kesha singing “Michigan Rag” with a top hat and a cane.
Lol CHECK PLEASE!!!
Yeah, pic$ 21 and 22 of po$t-menopau$al “woman” Ke$ha are pretty di$turbing. $he, or it, look$ like a drag queen. Maybe it i$ a man, which would account for the po$t-menopau$al appearance. I feel $orry for any man, or woman, who mixe$ bodily fluid$ with that, whatever it i$.
lmao @ Blah Blah $pelling with a Dollar $ign.
Miley Cyrus will never be attractive. EVER!!!!
Kesha, go away … please … leave … HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A CAREER???? She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she’s uglier than a toothless 2 dollar whore, her lyrics are brutal, her songs are about nothing, they don’t have a good beat to dance to. HOW??? WHY??? HOW??? I HATE HER!!!
Rihanna is also appering quite unattractive as she hits her mid 20′s. Some women age well, some should have prayed to stay in puberty.
I think Katy Perry looked smokin last night. She can’t sing worth a shit but she’s definately a hot little tart.
No one else really caught my eye last night while watching the show.
You wear it well…
Sure, she has quite the man-face but her body is AMAZING! Did you see her in Planet Terror? I’m so jealous of her.
Fish is way on his game. The posts today are some of the funniest I’ve seen, of notable mention is the Aguilera “burrowing appendages” post. Damn, I’ll be laughing all day.
wonder how much Charmin pays celebrities to shit toilet paper on the red carpet?
Because wherever two to three whores are gathered together, there has to be a Fergie.
Actually you need six for the pentagram to summon her.
Somehow I mis-posted this below.
If Rod Stewart and Joe Dirt had a love child…
Ke$ha, Miley, Katy Perry- proof that sounding like a cat in heat is worth millions. (My soul just died a bit putting that stupid $ in Kesha’s name)
what you can’t see offscreen is that Miley’s mom and Brett Michaels are pulling the train for her.
BRETT: This ain’t exactly what I was thinkin’ when you said we’d be pulling a train with your daughter.
TISH CYRUS: Shutup Skullet. That’s after the awards.
She’s got the upper lip of Butthead
I’ve never seen this chicks lips touch, I don’t think she can.
at least we don’t have to look at her negative-ass-space again.
damn…I could punch that all night long…
exactly, who can blame chris brown for defending himself from Ronald MacDonald sexual mollestation
“If I twist my legs justtt enough, I can conceal my penis”
haha ^^^ she’s actually tucking it behind and taking a squirt hoping no one will notice it trickling down her leg – and no pants means no wet spot…
How long until a “where are they now” segment about this waste of space? Holy shit is she awful, in every way she (he?) can be.
“Hey ya’ll keep axin’ – so here it is rahht here ya’ll…my daddy’s favorite place to spackle me raaaht here in this area here…”
Got really drunk last night, wasn’t feeling like throwing up till I saw this pic.
Wasn’t that Sanjaya’s hair-do?
hahahahahha good one
the candle should be a little lower.
Actually you need six for the pentagram to summon her.
Something about the AMa’s worked for these gals. Miley looks hot. Rihanna looks hotter. Even Kesha — and I am by no means a fan — doesn’t look near as nasty as she’s prone to.
All the fergie haters are either plain homosexuals or jealous fat/ugly bitches. Most people say she’s manly because it’s some sort of meme now, and they want to feel like they belong. I’d fuck her like there was no tomorrow. You would, too.
You’re right. I *must* be jealous because she looks ridiculous in this photo. It couldn’t have anything to do with her looking ridiculous in this photo. How wrong I’ve been. Thank you for your wisdom; wisdom thrown down from Mt. Hash. Exit Jackie Hyde, a wiser woman.
fergie, is that you?
These AMA’s were a celeb disaster, Taylor an her chemically straightened hair Miley and her TP inspired gown. Where the hell was Selena Gomez here to save the day? She at least exhibits style, class and maturity.
It kind of looks like she’s shitting a stream of white cream or something.
“Hello, Rachel Zoe here.”
“Hi, I have no talent. What should I wear to the AMAs to get people to look at me before the real singers arrive?”
My Boner is waiting for miley pics tomorrow !!!
Nice to learn that American Music has nothing to do with actual rock musicians anymore.
Funeral, unfortunately Rock seems to be dying a slow death in America right now. It happened before but was able to revive itself through Glam Rock and then Grundge, but right now it seems no one is coming out with any real rhythmic, melodic, hard rock … It’s a shame. It’s all Pop, R&B, Hip Hop and Country.
I know, this pop, rap r&b & country crap has got to stop. There are so many good rock bands out there still but everyone (kids) like ths other crap. That is why the MMVA’s (Much Music Video Awards) is so much better. At least they let bands play rock. Yes you do have Miley hosting but the music is so much better.