Miley Cyrus and The Rest of The AMAs

November 22nd, 2010 // 190 Comments

Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards:

Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her parent’s marriage through cleverly disguised baldness.

Ke$ha, who could feasibly pass as Rod Stewart.

Rihanna, who’s just happy to make it to any award show alive.

And Fergie because you always want an even number of trannies. It’s all about balance.

Photos: Getty

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  1. yling

    Ke$ha isn’t the ugliest girl I’ve ever seen, but honestly, she wouldn’t even be handsome or pretty as an effeminate man.

  2. Fergie at the American Music Awards
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    We’re Kids Incorprated ..K-I-D-S ..YEAH !

  3. Turd Ferguson

    Cant believe I am saying this, but Miley looks hot.

  4. cc

    Ke$ha…does anyone expect us to take this poseur seriously? Not hot, not novel, music is mediocre…tries WAAAAY to hard.

    Miley, that witch costume would have come in handy on Oct 31st.

    Rihanna always looks like a $20 trick. And can’t sing for shit, but she’s better than Katy Perry.

  5. jumpin_j

    Miley, you’re supposed to tear off the toilet paper when you’re done. Damn hillbilly.

  6. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    danny
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    Why are all the pix of Rihanna labeled “Miley Cyrus?” Miley wishes she looked that good.

  7. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    kim
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    Why is her face lighter than the rest of her body???? STOP SKIN BLEACHING RIHANNA!!

  8. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    matt
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    Im sorry but shes ugly other than her eyes all her other features are ugly!! Look at her nose and chin! yikes

  9. Deacon Jones

    Ahhh, my days of closeted drolling over Miley are over….she’s official now

  10. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Dina
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    She lost a fight with her 8-track player on the way over. “You should see the other guy”

  11. i just took a shit that had more originality then these clowns…

  12. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    Johnny Four Eyes
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    I’d definitely hit it.

  13. acess

    Miley has nice legs but an ugly face! Kate perry is a man face! Kesha? No comment!!! Rihanna umm one word HOODRAT and she needs to stop bleaching her skin!!! Its getting ridiculous

  14. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Johnny Four Eyes
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    HOLY SHIT–KILL IT!

  15. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Christ. I wouldn’t fuck her with her own penis.

  16. Miley turns 18 tomorrow. Wonder if she flashes the paps at midnight tonite

  17. It’s official:Miley cyrus has become a Coke mule.

  18. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    Sheena
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    Groucho!!!!

  19. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    Sheena
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    Auditioning for the revival of Hunchback.

  20. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
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    Wow, Carrot Top got off the roids!

  21. Fergie at the American Music Awards
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    Is Fergie supposed to look attractive here? She looks like a little girl playing suck-it-in model in the mirror.

  22. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    heysamjo
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    ZUUULLLEEE! What a lovely singing voice you have….

  23. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
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    No one told the girl she had TP hanging out her dress?!

  24. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    So that’s what happened to Beta.

  25. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    Maximus
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    Is it just me, or are these awards completely irrelevant?

  26. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Psssst. You’re not Lady Gaga. Pass it on.

  27. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Isn’t she soooo rock & roll, kids? Awwww.

  28. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Nope…still not Lady Gaga. But thanks for playing!

  29. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Simon Le Bon was there?

  30. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Nelson? Gunnar, is that you?

  31. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
    dmbishop
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    The world’s biggest TP trail.

  32. fester

    Bad enough when you exit the restroom with toilet paper trailing from your shoe. Miley apparently wiped her ass on a tablecloth….

  33. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
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    Srsly. Way to lay off the roids, Carrot Top. You look sooo much better.

  34. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    No thanks.

  35. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
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    So this sheer dress thing is the new trend, eh? I’m tearing the drapes lining down Scarlet O’Hara style!

  36. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
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    You always see some teeth with this one. The teeth can’t be tamed.

  37. Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards
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    Teeth!

  38. Fergie at the American Music Awards
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    Wow, you’re not Lady Gaga either, dear.

  39. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
    Mandi
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    What. the. FUCK. is she wearing? And why.

  40. Fergie at the American Music Awards
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    Holy showgirl shoulder pads, Batman!

  41. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    The strange flattened buttocks are covered. The stylist got ONE THING right.

  42. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
    heysamjo
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    Video killed the…oh….nevermind….

  43. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Did she smash a guitar? Damn I hate that shit.

  44. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    Rod Stewart!

  45. Fergie at the American Music Awards
    rien
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    holy i-always-said-fergie-was-a-man, Batman!

  46. Ke$ha at the American Music Awards
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    That is such a mess.

  47. BENWAW

    Miley’s a skank

    • Richard McBeef

      She’s a goddamn dog. Her only allure is based on creepy jack-off men that failed to hit all the 16 year old pussy they could when they were young enough to pull it off.

      • Russell Brand's Teef

        @McBeef – EXACTLY! I never really put that much thought into it, but I think you nailed it.

  48. Mandi

    I’d fuck Miley’s shoes. They’re hotter than the rest of these chicks.

  49. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
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    Glad she laid off the Bozo the Clown hair color.

  50. Rihanna at the American Music Awards
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    She looks great.

    • Normality

      sure, great if you mean walking around looking practically naked in a dress that matches your incredibly disgusting artificial hair that is styled like whitney houston during her cokehead days is called ‘looking great’ … she is in the same category as Kesha in terms of style for me and i wish people would wake up and see it the way it really is..

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