Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards:
Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined her parent’s marriage through cleverly disguised baldness.
Ke$ha, who could feasibly pass as Rod Stewart.
Rihanna, who’s just happy to make it to any award show alive.
And Fergie because you always want an even number of trannies. It’s all about balance.
Photos: Getty
Ke$ha isn’t the ugliest girl I’ve ever seen, but honestly, she wouldn’t even be handsome or pretty as an effeminate man.
I saw pics of Amy Whinehouse and britney’s clit. in comparison Ke$ha is hot.
She looks like Silas from “Weeds” in drag.
We’re Kids Incorprated ..K-I-D-S ..YEAH !
Cant believe I am saying this, but Miley looks hot.
Ke$ha…does anyone expect us to take this poseur seriously? Not hot, not novel, music is mediocre…tries WAAAAY to hard.
Miley, that witch costume would have come in handy on Oct 31st.
Rihanna always looks like a $20 trick. And can’t sing for shit, but she’s better than Katy Perry.
Miley, you’re supposed to tear off the toilet paper when you’re done. Damn hillbilly.
Why are all the pix of Rihanna labeled “Miley Cyrus?” Miley wishes she looked that good.
Why is her face lighter than the rest of her body???? STOP SKIN BLEACHING RIHANNA!!
Im sorry but shes ugly other than her eyes all her other features are ugly!! Look at her nose and chin! yikes
Ahhh, my days of closeted drolling over Miley are over….she’s official now
She lost a fight with her 8-track player on the way over. “You should see the other guy”
i just took a shit that had more originality then these clowns…
I’d definitely hit it.
Miley has nice legs but an ugly face! Kate perry is a man face! Kesha? No comment!!! Rihanna umm one word HOODRAT and she needs to stop bleaching her skin!!! Its getting ridiculous
Man face? Oh brother….
HOLY SHIT–KILL IT!
LMAAAAAAAAAAOO! Havent red such a sincere comment in a while!!!
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Christ. I wouldn’t fuck her with her own penis.
Best. comment. ever.
Seconded.
Miley turns 18 tomorrow. Wonder if she flashes the paps at midnight tonite
It’s official:Miley cyrus has become a Coke mule.
Groucho!!!!
Auditioning for the revival of Hunchback.
Wow, Carrot Top got off the roids!
Is Fergie supposed to look attractive here? She looks like a little girl playing suck-it-in model in the mirror.
ZUUULLLEEE! What a lovely singing voice you have….
No one told the girl she had TP hanging out her dress?!
So that’s what happened to Beta.
Is it just me, or are these awards completely irrelevant?
Autofellation irrelevant? Not to the fellater/ed.
Psssst. You’re not Lady Gaga. Pass it on.
Isn’t she soooo rock & roll, kids? Awwww.
Nope…still not Lady Gaga. But thanks for playing!
Simon Le Bon was there?
Nelson? Gunnar, is that you?
The world’s biggest TP trail.
Bad enough when you exit the restroom with toilet paper trailing from your shoe. Miley apparently wiped her ass on a tablecloth….
Srsly. Way to lay off the roids, Carrot Top. You look sooo much better.
No thanks.
So this sheer dress thing is the new trend, eh? I’m tearing the drapes lining down Scarlet O’Hara style!
You always see some teeth with this one. The teeth can’t be tamed.
Teeth!
Wow, you’re not Lady Gaga either, dear.
What. the. FUCK. is she wearing? And why.
Looks like the Eighties to me…
looks like a stripper… and you know what honestly, even strippers have better style than her
Holy showgirl shoulder pads, Batman!
The strange flattened buttocks are covered. The stylist got ONE THING right.
Video killed the…oh….nevermind….
Did she smash a guitar? Damn I hate that shit.
Rod Stewart!
holy i-always-said-fergie-was-a-man, Batman!
That is such a mess.
Miley’s a skank
She’s a goddamn dog. Her only allure is based on creepy jack-off men that failed to hit all the 16 year old pussy they could when they were young enough to pull it off.
@McBeef – EXACTLY! I never really put that much thought into it, but I think you nailed it.
I’d fuck Miley’s shoes. They’re hotter than the rest of these chicks.
Glad she laid off the Bozo the Clown hair color.
She looks great.
sure, great if you mean walking around looking practically naked in a dress that matches your incredibly disgusting artificial hair that is styled like whitney houston during her cokehead days is called ‘looking great’ … she is in the same category as Kesha in terms of style for me and i wish people would wake up and see it the way it really is..