Miley Cyrus: ‘America Hates Me’

April 15th, 2011 // 123 Comments

Miley Cyrus will launch her new Gypsy Heart Tour on April 27 except not in America because apparently we don’t love her enough. I’m not even joking. FOX 411 reports:

“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me,” she said. “Kind of going to the places where I get the most love. Don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.”

Miley then goes on to say she’s comfortable doing an international tour because things are finally better with her family, but are they really? Considering she comes from a strong southern background, I can’t think of a bigger kick in the mullet for Billy Ray Cyrus than having his daughter shit all over the U.S. of A. only to tour in countries with conveniently lax drinking laws.

BILLY RAY: Wine with supper?! We drank Mountain Dew in this family and that’s final.
MILEY: I’m not a little kid anymore!
BILLY RAY: I don’t care what them fancy laws say, you’s mah property.
MILEY: I hate you! — And I’m going to college!
BILLY RAY: Whoa, whoa. Alright, let’s simma down for a minute. I think we’re both saying things we’s gonna regret. I mean, Jesus, sugah, book larnin’? You tryin’ to give your ol’ pappy a heart attack?
MILEY: I was gonna say Lilith Fair.
BILLY RAY: And I was gonna whip you with this belt. — I’m jokin’! I’m jokin’! Just this wooden board.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Greg Suarez

    Hey, this is great. Miley’s skipping the US. Bieber’s on his little Jesus hike. If we could just convince Lindsay that Antarctica is a giant continent made of blow, we could change the locks and be golden.

  2. charles angle

    you take your whole family with you and buy a bunch of land in a country that lets family marry. i know i’am sick of you and your family by the way bretts brain was not messed up that bad that he would have even thought of bedding down billy’s left over’s!

  3. She doesn’t get the Australian sense of humour obviously. We’re laughing at you, not with you.

  4. America hates rough too

    I feel your pain Miley, but just because Saturday Morning Cartoons is not as great as it use to be, you don’t have to take such drastic actions. The talents did not leave the country.

    Oh how, I weep for the children today

  5. Cookie Monster

    Yes they do,with a passion..Be relevant for fuck’s sake and make a sextape but in your case ball gag is required otherwise it would be unbearable..

  6. Nate

    She knows all we want from her is a sex tape.

  7. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley has some woe years, and plus bunch of haters can’t stand for.

  8. Triangle Man IS REBORN!

    Damned right we hate you.

    inb4 tween complaining

  9. Ro

    Welcome to the Hasselhoff phase of your career!

  10. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Who gives a fuck?

  11. She should try France, where they eat horses rather than let them try to sing.

    • Mika

      Wow, amazing!!!!
      Another one!!!! :D

      Which country next? …..that Americans feel they’re actually better than said country xD

      Read This: DREAM ON!!!!

    • Mika

      @ Life serial:
      Horse meat ARE tasty. And so does norwegian Elk [sort of a deer] meat. Just like liver or beef :9

      Did you know that there’s a continent in Indonesia where they eat dog meat?

      • That Guy

        Relax, I believe it was a shot at the horse faced princess, not France.
        Every time someone mentions another country it isn’t an attack.
        Chill out a lil’. Lifes to short to be so serious.

        Dog meat is eaten in many parts of Asia.
        And Indonesia is not a continent.
        Just sayin’…

        P.P.S. Glad you liked Melbourne. (My Hometown)

  12. Steelerchick

    Canada hates you too!

  13. word?

    I still love you Miley. if you want some love in America you can just come chill with me in upstate NY. We can smoke weed, i see you like doing that, and we can drink and party and do all the things you only stipulation is just dont serenade me with your awful singing

  14. jessica

    guys dont u think ur being a little harsh i mean ur sticking ur noses in her personal life u stick to her music u dont like it that is fine she is 18 she doesnt need nobody’s damn opinion

  15. Miley Cyrus
    bill young
    Commented on this photo:

    hey all, she can only work with what she has…one day she learn when its all gone….

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