Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Something We’re Literally Just Posting Every New Outfit She Wears

June 22nd, 2012 // 46 Comments
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I’m not even going to waste my time trying to cleverly hide what’s going on here. Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing another crazy revealing outfit because she wants attention so her fiance doesn’t get more famous than her and dump her. Attention that we’re perfectly cool with giving her because if you scope out the Most Viewed module to your right, you people really want to look at her further proving that barely legal redneck skin is the slutty glue that binds us all together. When the aliens finally make contact, I’m almost positive the first thing out of their mouths will be, “Well, we weren’t going to do this, but then we all got crazy laid at a trailer park, sooo.. what’s up? Here’s how you build a warp drive.”

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  1. Lemmiwinks

    Boomhauer!

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    JC
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    How does she manage to turn possible sexiness into weird, gangly awkwardness? Oh, right: incest.

    • Abby Normal

      There were supposedly only two people in the Garden of Eden and they had two sons (Eve sure must have gotten sore). Anyway, I always assumed the biblical creation story was a load of crap. Then I saw Miley’s brother. Let’s face it, only a thousand generations of inbreeding can explain THAT.

    • Agreed on the sexy to weird alchemy. By all rights, she is attractive: good shape, some curvy action and perky going on here…but she seems to be a 10 year old stuck with a 25 year olds body. Gross.

      • Sven Golly

        If you’re fifteen and Miley is the girl next door she would seem pretty hot. In the entertainment biz her looks are below average. Appearance doesn’t matter if she has talent but I’ll never know because I don’t listen to contemporary pop.

  3. Randal

    Here’s Miley showing off that tight, form fitting sports top, perfectly cut to show off her sculpted and healthy stomach. Creamy and glowing long legs lure one’s eye down to cute, laced black high-tops for clomping around the town.

    Fashion trends don’t start on the runway in Paris, they start in Miley’s closet. Looking great, girl!

    Randal

    • it had to be said

      I have to say that Randal’s posts are perhaps the most insightful, thoughtful, delusional posts I see here. Wonderful.

    • suck it

      Oh Randal we have missed you! We can only hope you are the real deal (or close to it) and not one of the impostor Randals that could never compete with the original.

    • Randel James August knocked up Rose McGowan

      we missed you

  4. EricLr

    Well, if yall want to keep taking them pictures of her daddy’s temperature-takin’ hole and milkin’ jugs, she’s just gonna have to keep shoppin’ at that trailer park thrift store, I reckon.

    • impatient cat

      AAAHHHhahahahaha…..wow that there is a ZINGER…internet bloggers are a witty bunch!
      What’s really funny is to see yanks try to imitate backassward southern dialect. You’re all obviously rubes who are no more worldly than those you attempt to mock. I’ve been down here since ’83, trust me, you’re not even close. I have yet to hear the phrase “I reckon” uttered, for instance. Although it *did* show up in the transcripts of the Bin Laden papers! Ol’ Osama was a fan of the Andy Griffith show, apparently.
      I digress.
      C’mon, people. Is there really that much to say about a disney-bot staggering about follywood? Day after freakin’ day?

  5. Cock Dr

    If you’re looking for a celebrity gossip website than can somehow connect Pumpkinhead Cyrus’s bimbowear to 1st contact with outer space aliens & warp drive, well, you’ve come to the right place.

  6. Dan Quayle

    Everytime I see this chick, I wonder to myself

  7. Dick Hell

    Amen, brother and thanks to Mr. Fish for keepin’ it real.

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    Rubber Hippo
    Commented on this photo:

    Truck Stop Hookers magazine selected her as Most Stylish.

  9. someone

    I also like looking at car crashes. Doesn’t mean I think its hot or pretty.

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    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    well what do you know she has morales. no second flashing your ass.

  11. GrandDragon

    Thank god she isnt still trying to force that high waist grandma jeans cut off fad anymore

  12. Turd Ferguson

    Ya know, if she kept her mouth closed and hides that grill of hers she does have a pretty nice body.

  13. karlito

    she’s all dressed up in her Sunday go to meetin clothes. she’s wearing a bra right?

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    Urvag
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    Miley…get back here and help momma pick out a new moo moo

  15. Schmidtler

    When the aliens finally make contact, I’m almost positive the first thing out of their mouths will be, “Well, we weren’t going to do this, but then we all got crazy laid at a trailer park, sooo.. what’s up? Here’s how you build a warp drive.”

    Sooo, what you’re saying is, that Miley Cyrus may very well end up being responsible for the greatest advances in technology man has ever known? Sheesh, I already liked her just for the sweet young jugs and the giant pile of money she’s got.

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    flimflam
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    You two should make out.

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    richie
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    looks hot!!

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    richie
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    definitely hot!

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    Can’t tell if guy in back is a dude or a lady… Either way – dude looks like a lady.

  20. Cher X

    Hey, she’s wearing a bra. Well, it’s a start right?

  21. El Jefe

    She looks fucking delicious.

  22. Ana

    What I learned from this post: Miley Cyrus is actually helping to further humanity by sexing aliens so we can learn how to build warp drives.

  23. Anonymous

    Don’t know why people are still bagging on her. Compared to other Disney’s ex-hoes, she’s aging well. Pilates is doing her a ton of good.

  24. SeeAlice

    Miley has tardttoos !

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    molly
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    whats up with the bun on the very top of her head?! lol

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    I used to think I didn’t like trashy, but I’m finding “insanely fit perky trashy” increasingly easy to stomach.

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    Ollie
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    Foetal alcohol syndrome

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    Anon
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    My God, she’s perky

  29. YTBOY

    She look almost as good as Lindsley Loham but not quite!!!

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    Esma
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    I hate to say this, but before, I thought she was SUPER ugly, but then she lost the baby fat & grew into her “chicklet chompers,” and now she doesn’t look so bad.

  31. I will be surprised if this engagement even makes it to the Altar.

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    somerandomchic
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    Medium, small, and large.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I’m loving this chick the more I see her.

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    Gwen
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    Pathetic

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    mbcl
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    “Kiss My Grits !!!”

  36. gregg

    she’s disgusting

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    mohamed
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    big big big boobs

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