Miley Cyrus Dang Ol’ Something We’re Literally Just Posting Every New Outfit She Wears

I’m not even going to waste my time trying to cleverly hide what’s going on here. Here’s Miley Cyrus wearing another crazy revealing outfit because she wants attention so her fiance doesn’t get more famous than her and dump her. Attention that we’re perfectly cool with giving her because if you scope out the Most Viewed module to your right, you people really want to look at her further proving that barely legal redneck skin is the slutty glue that binds us all together. When the aliens finally make contact, I’m almost positive the first thing out of their mouths will be, “Well, we weren’t going to do this, but then we all got crazy laid at a trailer park, sooo.. what’s up? Here’s how you build a warp drive.”

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