Mila Kunis needs to break up with Macaulay Culkin TODAY

By: The Superficial / October 14, 2008

Mila Kunis showed up looking super cleavagey at the Hollywood premiere of Max Payne last night, and seriously, it’s time like this I would do anything to switch shoes with Macaulay Culkin. Even if that means at one point Michael Jackson got me drunk with Corey Feldman on a Ferris Wheel. If Mila Kunis is the end result, I’ll pour the Jesus Juice myself and throw in the Home Alone face: “AHHHHHH!” Who doesn’t love that?