Mila Kunis needs to break up with Macaulay Culkin TODAY

Mila Kunis showed up looking super cleavagey at the Hollywood premiere of Max Payne last night, and seriously, it’s time like this I would do anything to switch shoes with Macaulay Culkin. Even if that means at one point Michael Jackson got me drunk with Corey Feldman on a Ferris Wheel. If Mila Kunis is the end result, I’ll pour the Jesus Juice myself and throw in the Home Alone face: “AHHHHHH!” Who doesn’t love that?

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