Mila Kunis hates talking about Ashton Kutcher

August 12th, 2009 // 38 Comments

Seen here in the September issue of Details, Mila Kunis is apparently the world’s sexiest geek who also hates talking about Ashton Kutcher. — I want you:

Video games. Greasy tacos. Wisecracks about scoring government-sanctioned weed. Meeting Mila Kunis gives you a glimpse of what might’ve happened if the Phoebe Cates character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High had somehow spawned a child with Jeff Spicoli. (“On top of all that,” MacFarlane says, “she’s a Star Trek nerd, which you don’t often see in somebody that hot.”)
Since her 1998 breakthrough in That ’70s Show, she’s become a natural casting choice for edgy, dude-friendly comedy like Family Guy and Judd Apatow’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall. “She has a rock-solid stomach when it comes to humor,” MacFarlane says. “She’s never refused to do a joke.” Only one conversational topic seems to make her wince: the chronic media drool over the tallest of her costars from ’70s. “Yesterday,” she says, “a woman asked me, ‘So! Was Ashton a prankster on set?’ I went, ‘Oh my God. For real?’ That’s when I know the interview’s going sour–when they ask me what it was like kissing Kutcher. The show’s been off the air for four years. It’s just no longer cute or funny.”

No, really, I meant what I said. I want you. I will settle down. Have children. Keep copies of Reader’s Digest in the bathroom. Watch golf. Mow the yard. Remain emotionally distant from our kids. Go to church. Wear a polo shirt tucked into khaki shorts. Write checks at the grocery store. Become a vacant shell of a person who’s only joy is meatloaf dinners. Basically I’m ready to mature as person by quietly dying inside. Baby.

(Top that, Culkin. FACE!)

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  1. valerie

    shes so pretty!

  2. valerie

    shes so pretty!

  3. valerie

    shes so pretty!

  4. frank

    she’s still dating culkin, huh?

  5. Zanna

    Switch to fucking decaf, Valerie.

  6. Eskimo Dave

    Asston is a stupid fucker. Mila is awesome. I can totally understand why she wouldn’t want to talk about that assfag douchebag. His 15 minutes are waaay over, yet he is still somehow relevant these days…

  7. m

    Loooove her

  8. Pretty girl, unfortunate voice. Wouldn’t be able to take much of that. When will science find the cure for a woman’s mouth?

  9. Question-man

    They still broadcast that 70′s show here in belgium! and it’s really gettin bored! it was goed until they replaced Eric! It all went downhill from thereonfor

    @8 her voice is sexy

  10. undahpresha

    LMFAO@Zanna I let out a baby fart laughing after reading your post

  11. hmmm

    mila kunis………..does that mean ‘my cunt’ in greek?

  12. ummm

    no. it means “will do anal”

  13. Never seen an episode of that crappy show…

  14. dk

    @ Fish

    I am on your side and I too would penetrate all four of her orifaces with the wrath of a scorned God! But no ones fallen for that mow the grass line bro’ .

  15. Why on gawd’s green earth is anyone still talking about Ashton Kutcher? Seriously… he was on a minor TV hit some years ago now… all of his movies bombed big-time… he’s a total jack@ss. I can’t say as I blame Mila. P.S. She’s gorgeous!

  16. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She’s good enough to molest.

  17. wtf

    @14

    ummm…”all four of her orifices” 4 ?????

    does she have one of those cool holes in her neck that she talks out of?

  18. Nameless

    Mila is gorgeous and probably the only one from the 70′s line with a decent film career going.

    But for her to get agitated by the mention of Ashton after all these years…you know he hit it and quit in the past and she is still pissed. LOL

    Otherwise, why the annoyance over someone you probably don’t talk to much anymore?

  19. sensitive guy

    yes, she’s hot, yes, there’s too much Aston-mania… but how about a kudo for the Fish – THAT was some laugh out loud, coffee through the nose shit you wrote!
    And yeah… I’d settle down with her too….

  20. Cass

    It’s hard to imagne THAT’S the voice of Meg from family guy!

  21. Mr. T

    my God I want to fuck her face and then have her fuck mine…..

  22. She is beautiful. Love her hair, eyes, skin. And she’s a nerd? Cool.

    -meream

  23. Hell yes! Copious amounts of high-fives from one female Star Trek geek to another.

    p.s.

    Team Picard ftw.

  24. vito

    #12…saying “will do anal” in Greek is redundant.

  25. What a fucking makeup job this chick is!

  26. budah

    only one more thing would make her the perfect nerd woman (besides taking it up the butt).. does she play world of warcraft. and yes id fuck the living crap out of her shes way hot and smart , smart women don’t intimidate me. id even open the door for her and pull the chair out and stuff (after we fuck of course. a man has to have principles).
    i lied id do all that after hand shake… with the unemployed if ya get mah drift *grins* damn shes hot.

  27. Bo

    She does play WoW. Proof girls other then fat, unattractive ones only play. It’s a tired stereotype.

  28. k.lucy61

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  29. k.lucy61

    I found a great dating site_____W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_____.where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————————————–

  30. I like her but she’ll never get a bigger break than that 70′s show.

  31. ET

    Loved hearing her in family guy when Lois is looking at t shirts for her and she says “OK…give me sperm dumpster..”

  32. Jo

    Mila is gorgeous! But she needs to realize the reason ppl are obsessed with her kissing Ashton is because she was underage at the time and she talked about that in interviews…

  33. Packinwood

    Everyone hates talking about Ashton Kutcher. He’s a dweeb!

  34. curious

    who di she want when she said ‘i want you’

  35. allie

    Is there a male version of Mila Kunis? ‘Cause she’s pretty cool and also very attractive, so a male version of her would make me very happy.

  36. Not many enjoy kutcher

  37. his films have bombed big-time, it is a total catch. I can not say I blame Mila. PS It is fantastic!

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