Seen here in the September issue of Details, Mila Kunis is apparently the world’s sexiest geek who also hates talking about Ashton Kutcher. — I want you:
Video games. Greasy tacos. Wisecracks about scoring government-sanctioned weed. Meeting Mila Kunis gives you a glimpse of what might’ve happened if the Phoebe Cates character in Fast Times at Ridgemont High had somehow spawned a child with Jeff Spicoli. (“On top of all that,” MacFarlane says, “she’s a Star Trek nerd, which you don’t often see in somebody that hot.”)
Since her 1998 breakthrough in That ’70s Show, she’s become a natural casting choice for edgy, dude-friendly comedy like Family Guy and Judd Apatow’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall. “She has a rock-solid stomach when it comes to humor,” MacFarlane says. “She’s never refused to do a joke.” Only one conversational topic seems to make her wince: the chronic media drool over the tallest of her costars from ’70s. “Yesterday,” she says, “a woman asked me, ‘So! Was Ashton a prankster on set?’ I went, ‘Oh my God. For real?’ That’s when I know the interview’s going sour–when they ask me what it was like kissing Kutcher. The show’s been off the air for four years. It’s just no longer cute or funny.”
No, really, I meant what I said. I want you. I will settle down. Have children. Keep copies of Reader’s Digest in the bathroom. Watch golf. Mow the yard. Remain emotionally distant from our kids. Go to church. Wear a polo shirt tucked into khaki shorts. Write checks at the grocery store. Become a vacant shell of a person who’s only joy is meatloaf dinners. Basically I’m ready to mature as person by quietly dying inside. Baby.
(Top that, Culkin. FACE!)