To be honest, it doesn’t look bad. I think this is the reason why people get cut up by surgeons, like KK, instead of working what they have. I love her, she’s great.
Forget about her ass, look at her vagina – it’s awesome!! It starts about a foot above where most start, in a magical and humungous V.
Mmmmm….that’s good vagina!
Bitch needs to eat a cheeseburger… that’ll give her some boooootayyyyyyy
Feed her a couple of KFC mashed potatoo bowls for a fortnight drenched in Kurdsh honey, that ass will become mighty shapely. Then my tongue will detach itself from my mout and hop, skip and jump to lodge itself firmly between her sweet cheeks and experience tonguegasms. But that’s okay, I’m giving thermonuclear wedgies to Hyde and Kelso with my plutonium powered pinkies, and bitch slapping Valderama and Topher with my pleasant but pernicious patellas. Because that is why I’m awesome and don’t need alien goo to make me awesome. You’re not. So cry.Like the simpering girl you are. Use a handkerchief you cur!
Doesn’t that bitch date Macauley Culkin?
Why isn’t the Superfish guy posting the HILarious photo of Paris bawling in the back of the squad car??? WAKE UP FISHMAN!!!
Check it out on TMZ.
Your message must be subliminal. I now have to leave my computer and go get a mashed potato bowl.
Good job sir.
PARIS HILTON ORDERED BACK TO JAIL.
First Paris, next… OSAMA!!!
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She’ll get credit for 5 days already served.
Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”
One witness described the scene as: Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
Her parents are going to sue the shit out of the LA sherifs office. For Paris this must be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
and women like big penis’s but they cant always get that ;-) give the girl a break. shes fcking gorgeous.
I may have such wet my fucking pants.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
She was taken from court screaming.
“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.
Earlier, a crying Hilton was taken to court in a police car Friday for a hearing on her early release from jail.
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, YOU FUCKING SPOILED LITTLE CUNT!!!!
I have to say I knew yrs ago when that 70′s show started that Mila had no ass. I tried to ignore it but you could tell by the pants she wore that she was ass challenged. They can do something with implants now to fix that so there’s no excuse anymore.
June is Gay Pride Month!!!!
Thanks for the tip.
-note to self-
cancel vacation to San Francisco.
Donkey – I hate donkey’s right now.
Check this shit out: http://www.angryferretjones.com
By the way I’m not named after that donkey. Actually my full name is Donkey Hole.
Nice. I am a big fan of the Hole.
Who cares she’s so pretty. Plus. I think its kinda the shorts.
I think she’s cute and I would do her except for the fact that I’d be getting Macaulay Caulkin’s sloppy seconds. And THAT I just can’t accept.
I wonder if he makes that stupid face and slaps his cheeks when he fucks her…
She has stretch marks like there was a larger ass there at sometime. weird. There’s an ass thief roaming free. She’s so cute though. I’d like to cover her in butter and slide around.
shes fucking hot!! i love her!! so what if she doesnt have an ass…..she still has an asshole right? ;)
Wanky, you are a sick fuck. Nice!
I think she’s hot. I like small butts.. people who claim to like big butts are just being politically correct. We can’t offend fat assed negroes now can we.
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Ahhh, Sir Mix-A-Lot! Good call Ferret!!
thanks AFJ….but im serious lol
And, you sir, were born with no taste!
Check out the guy in pic 3 scratching his head. He can’t figure out where her butt went either.
She is ugly because I’m fat, insecure, and jealous.
god damn i think she is so cute! so she has a little butt! she’s not kim kardashian. whatever! at least she’s not a nasty skank, like kim kardashian. i think mila kunis is smokin…
50 – you’re saying T is great but T&A is better. I hardly think that applies to everyone. If I wanted to focus on ass, I don’t think I’d be after women.
its called a low ass crack and no ass at all
Shes so cute she needs no ass. And Im sure shes cleverer than most of Hollywood’s other girls.
Yeah right dude. How does she poop?
yes, Fish, she’s very cute and even though she’s not a ballon butt like Kardashian, the only plank of wood you found was in your pants.
What do you mean she obviously does no strength training??? Look at those abs! Her lower abs are possibly even huger than Pinks (espesh in the first small pic).
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. omigoodnes… ahhaha. wait, and is she pregnant? what the hell?
It still looks less freakish than Kardashian’s. But you are a guy alright.
Pic 1 – top left. Is that a bunch of pubic thatch I can see sticking over the top of her shorts.
Incidentally, the crutch on her shorts looks like it is about 6 inches below the crutch of her crutch.
I can’t decide if my cock looks better sticking out of a skinny butt hole or a fat butt hole.
What does everyone think. Lard or lean ?
My best friend in High School had the same lack of shape ass – we called it having an “inverted ass” or “negative butt” – Rule of Thumb: where there is a lack of ASSets always go with a skirt/skort/ anything that doesn’t cling to ones lack of ass.
Call the cops! Somebody stole her ASS!
93. The ass in question should be lean, but it must be substantial. Otherwise, you might as well fuck a dude.
wow…she is beautiful. but man that is by far the flattest ass i have ever seen..i;ve seen asian chicks with more booty…jeez
……..I’d be doin that seven ways till sunday….
I always find it amusing when I see all these postings by people calling celebs ugly when in reality they are probably some overweight, receding haired, never/rarely gets laid, nobodies who probably have never seen a real girl naked (at least one that hasn’t been beaten to death with an ugly stick).
Jealousy (deny it as much as you want…its pretty obvious) is very unattractive.
She is a tiny girl, what do you expect? She is 5 feet tall. How is she going to develope a huge butt without every jack ass making fun of her for growing an ass? She cant win when ever fat nerd is ready to make fun of her either way? She looks great no matter what she does with herself.
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