Mila Kunis was born with no ass

June 8th, 2007 // 150 Comments

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  1. Judy Greer

    YOU SUCK BASTARD!

  2. Judy Greer

    more assholes to come:

  3. nico

    …my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon….

    there’s your dose of sir mix-a-lot for the day.

  4. Judy Greer

    See what I mean?

  5. yukadoozer

    She should borrow some from Kim Kard-ass-ian.

  6. Camern

    I think it’s a good thing she doesn’t have an ass or otherwise, those shorts would completely not fit her.

  7. lol #3

    She has no ass because she is just tiny

  8. she does a perfect voice over on family guy. The chick that get’s no attention.

  9. Not attractive at all. Plus the fact that does Meg’s voice on Family Guy doesn’t help her cause. I’d still bang her though.

  10. kari

    hey now, some of us are just gluteally challenged and we can’t help that.

  11. Meg or Ron… I’m going Ron.

  12. You’re one picky bastard. I’d love to see you post a pic of your wife, who’s probably 50lbs overweight, and has legs made of cottage cheese.

    That is all…

  13. Oh, and one more thing… why not focus on the camel toe. I like focusing more on the camel toe than on the butt.

  14. #12 Why are you so offended? Are you hitting it? If so, good luck with that.

  15. Jillian

    hey, she’s GORGEOUS. just because she doesn’t have it sluttily spilling out of her posed trunk like kim whatever doesn’t mean she’s not still beautiful. she is a huge part of why guys watched that 70s show, lol. and I’m sticking up for her because she was my favorite character. that’s right, I’m defending her based on what was solely a fiction story. whatev yo!

  16. mafme

    That’s what happens when you just try to starve yourself and not build muscle.

    • “That’s what happens when you just try to starve yourself and not build muscle.”
      No, this is genetics. Look around you the next time you’re at the mall. There are a lot of people who are actually large people and they still have a flat rear. My friend was skinny and actually had a big rear.

  17. go for kate

    the guy in pic #4 is wondering where her ass is

  18. Let’s see some butt cleavage.

  19. daguz

    I’d still put my pee pee in there.

  20. A

    hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  21. Tammy

    I THINK SHE’S HOT. I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HER BODY, I SAY GOOD JOB, AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

  22. GoMila

    Her ass is still rounder than Alba’s.

  23. HoboChic

    She has the body of a thin 40-year-old thanks to reliance on being naturally thin as opposed to, say, doing a little strength training. Compare and contrast with Kate Hudson, also naturally thin.

    Discuss amongst yourselves … I’m getting a little verklemp.

  24. Fish missed the real Mila story that came out today. Her flashing her cute little titties for the camera.

    Check it out. Nice!

    http://www.egotastic.com

  25. oh jesus christ thats disgusting.

    how is that even possible. she needs to eat and sit more. fuck.

  26. combustion8

    Baby’s got (negative) back!!

  27. wedge1

    Hey Fish – you can reuse this one. You have my permission:
    “this plank of wood I found in the dumpster has more curves on its backside than her.”

    Sound better?

    Meanwhile, she does fit in the category of Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman, which is one step above 10 year old boy. Can we get a bit more bootie up in here?

  28. shanipie

    Ya know what she’s pretty lucky though. I mean she could be stuck with a huge shapless cattage cheese ass which is way more common.

    Think about it, she could easily get butt implants, its hard to keep a fat ass looking good. even lipo doesnt make it perfect and working out well… we all fall off the wagon sometimes.

  29. wedge1

    #24 – AFJ, the pic is a fake – Mila’s head on a body double, according to the site you posted.

  30. Assbestos

    Ok, now that I have been warned I will do her from the front to eliminate the risk of me chipping my hip bone on her bony bent ass.

  31. Really? Crap. I wasn’t able to get all the way to it due to web blocking.

    Does that mean I have to give this soiled tissue back?

  32. I think I would still nail her though.

  33. Mrs. Noass

    It’s called bad genes! I blame my father personally. Apparently my body decided to make up for no ass in chest size. You have to work with what was given to you. I found me a breast man and married him.

    “I want a toilet seat made out of pure gold but it’s just not in the cards…”

    I had to accept having no ass a long time ago….

  34. Mrs. Noass

    It’s called bad genes! I blame my father personally. Apparently my body decided to make up for no ass in chest size. You have to work with what was given to you. I found me a breast man and married him.

    “I want a toilet seat made out of pure gold but it’s just not in the cards…”

    I had to accept having no ass a long time ago….

  35. Julie

    I am sorry to tell you that not all women are born with fat asses and we should not feel like something is wrong with us because of this.- I remember when women went to the gym trying to make their butts smaller, now it is get it as large as you can!!! and butt implants??? I don’t think so!

  36. Aja

    Better than being a fatso

  37. Jimbo

    It is really hard to rip on Mila. It is not her fault she has no ass. I think the problem is the superfish is all ass and it pisses him off to see someone with no ass.

    And WTC the superfish got his ass out of bed early today?

  38. Aww she’s adorable, butt or no butt!

  39. Dan

    I figure the Superficial Guy’d still try to stick his finger in it.

  40. Trixie24

    What does this have to do with Paris Hilton?

  41. Dan

    38: No butt.

  42. Gringer76

    I love Mila Kunis, she’s not corrupted by Hollywood like some other young celebs get. Plus, I LOVE Family Guy and think she doesn’t get enough credit for her work.

    BTW: is she still dating Macaulay Culkin

  43. I cant believe she was engaged to him. Ick.

    Although, that means I may have a chance with her!

  44. bungoone

    yeah i thought her an mccauly were engaged. that always weirded me the eff out.

  45. crackpipe

    No ass = best ass. It’s what’s up front that counts.

  46. 15piecesofflare

    I guess you don’t go for the Lolita aesthetic, eh ‘fish?

    I’d rather have Mila’s ass than JLo’s for instance which has it’s own zip code I hear.

  47. honeycomb'sbig_yeahyeahyeah!

    She is in ass overdraft.

  48. Donkey

    That’s why every year I donate my Christmas bonus to the “save-an-ass” fund.

  49. She’s no Meg Griffin.

  50. Donkey

    T is great but T&A is so much better.

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