Mila Kunis was born with no ass
June 8th, 2007 // 149 Comments
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Judy Greer | June 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
YOU SUCK BASTARD!
Judy Greer | June 8, 2007 at 1:02 pm
more assholes to come:
nico | June 8, 2007 at 1:02 pm
…my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon….
there’s your dose of sir mix-a-lot for the day.
Judy Greer | June 8, 2007 at 1:02 pm
See what I mean?
yukadoozer | June 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
She should borrow some from Kim Kard-ass-ian.
Camern | June 8, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I think it’s a good thing she doesn’t have an ass or otherwise, those shorts would completely not fit her.
DevilishTenshi | June 8, 2007 at 1:08 pm
lol #3
She has no ass because she is just tiny
snfu | June 8, 2007 at 1:09 pm
she does a perfect voice over on family guy. The chick that get’s no attention.
Brock Landers | June 8, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Not attractive at all. Plus the fact that does Meg’s voice on Family Guy doesn’t help her cause. I’d still bang her though.
kari | June 8, 2007 at 1:09 pm
hey now, some of us are just gluteally challenged and we can’t help that.
snfu | June 8, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Meg or Ron… I’m going Ron.
Radar | June 8, 2007 at 1:11 pm
You’re one picky bastard. I’d love to see you post a pic of your wife, who’s probably 50lbs overweight, and has legs made of cottage cheese.
That is all…
Radar | June 8, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Oh, and one more thing… why not focus on the camel toe. I like focusing more on the camel toe than on the butt.
snfu | June 8, 2007 at 1:13 pm
#12 Why are you so offended? Are you hitting it? If so, good luck with that.
Jillian | June 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
hey, she’s GORGEOUS. just because she doesn’t have it sluttily spilling out of her posed trunk like kim whatever doesn’t mean she’s not still beautiful. she is a huge part of why guys watched that 70s show, lol. and I’m sticking up for her because she was my favorite character. that’s right, I’m defending her based on what was solely a fiction story. whatev yo!
mafme | June 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
That’s what happens when you just try to starve yourself and not build muscle.
go for kate | June 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm
the guy in pic #4 is wondering where her ass is
Boba Fett | June 8, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Let’s see some butt cleavage.
daguz | June 8, 2007 at 1:24 pm
I’d still put my pee pee in there.
A | June 8, 2007 at 1:24 pm
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Tammy | June 8, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I THINK SHE’S HOT. I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HER BODY, I SAY GOOD JOB, AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
GoMila | June 8, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Her ass is still rounder than Alba’s.
HoboChic | June 8, 2007 at 1:28 pm
She has the body of a thin 40-year-old thanks to reliance on being naturally thin as opposed to, say, doing a little strength training. Compare and contrast with Kate Hudson, also naturally thin.
Discuss amongst yourselves … I’m getting a little verklemp.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Fish missed the real Mila story that came out today. Her flashing her cute little titties for the camera.
Check it out. Nice!
http://www.egotastic.com
JMack | June 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm
oh jesus christ thats disgusting.
how is that even possible. she needs to eat and sit more. fuck.
combustion8 | June 8, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Baby’s got (negative) back!!
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Hey Fish – you can reuse this one. You have my permission:
“this plank of wood I found in the dumpster has more curves on its backside than her.”
Sound better?
Meanwhile, she does fit in the category of Keira Knightly and Natalie Portman, which is one step above 10 year old boy. Can we get a bit more bootie up in here?
shanipie | June 8, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Ya know what she’s pretty lucky though. I mean she could be stuck with a huge shapless cattage cheese ass which is way more common.
Think about it, she could easily get butt implants, its hard to keep a fat ass looking good. even lipo doesnt make it perfect and working out well… we all fall off the wagon sometimes.
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 1:34 pm
#24 – AFJ, the pic is a fake – Mila’s head on a body double, according to the site you posted.
Assbestos | June 8, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Ok, now that I have been warned I will do her from the front to eliminate the risk of me chipping my hip bone on her bony bent ass.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Really? Crap. I wasn’t able to get all the way to it due to web blocking.
Does that mean I have to give this soiled tissue back?
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I think I would still nail her though.
Mrs. Noass | June 8, 2007 at 1:44 pm
It’s called bad genes! I blame my father personally. Apparently my body decided to make up for no ass in chest size. You have to work with what was given to you. I found me a breast man and married him.
“I want a toilet seat made out of pure gold but it’s just not in the cards…”
I had to accept having no ass a long time ago….
Mrs. Noass | June 8, 2007 at 1:44 pm
It’s called bad genes! I blame my father personally. Apparently my body decided to make up for no ass in chest size. You have to work with what was given to you. I found me a breast man and married him.
“I want a toilet seat made out of pure gold but it’s just not in the cards…”
I had to accept having no ass a long time ago….
Julie | June 8, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I am sorry to tell you that not all women are born with fat asses and we should not feel like something is wrong with us because of this.- I remember when women went to the gym trying to make their butts smaller, now it is get it as large as you can!!! and butt implants??? I don’t think so!
Aja | June 8, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Better than being a fatso
Jimbo | June 8, 2007 at 1:52 pm
It is really hard to rip on Mila. It is not her fault she has no ass. I think the problem is the superfish is all ass and it pisses him off to see someone with no ass.
And WTC the superfish got his ass out of bed early today?
mrs_primevil | June 8, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Aww she’s adorable, butt or no butt!
Dan | June 8, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I figure the Superficial Guy’d still try to stick his finger in it.
Trixie24 | June 8, 2007 at 1:57 pm
What does this have to do with Paris Hilton?
Dan | June 8, 2007 at 1:59 pm
38: No butt.
Gringer76 | June 8, 2007 at 2:11 pm
I love Mila Kunis, she’s not corrupted by Hollywood like some other young celebs get. Plus, I LOVE Family Guy and think she doesn’t get enough credit for her work.
BTW: is she still dating Macaulay Culkin
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I cant believe she was engaged to him. Ick.
Although, that means I may have a chance with her!
bungoone | June 8, 2007 at 2:28 pm
yeah i thought her an mccauly were engaged. that always weirded me the eff out.
crackpipe | June 8, 2007 at 2:30 pm
No ass = best ass. It’s what’s up front that counts.
15piecesofflare | June 8, 2007 at 2:31 pm
I guess you don’t go for the Lolita aesthetic, eh ‘fish?
I’d rather have Mila’s ass than JLo’s for instance which has it’s own zip code I hear.
honeycomb'sbig_yeahyeahyeah! | June 8, 2007 at 2:40 pm
She is in ass overdraft.
Donkey | June 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
That’s why every year I donate my Christmas bonus to the “save-an-ass” fund.
Master_Shake | June 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
She’s no Meg Griffin.
Donkey | June 8, 2007 at 2:44 pm
T is great but T&A is so much better.