Mila Kunis Was Blind The Whole Time

Unbeknownst to anyone, Mila Kunis was secretly blind in one eye and only had her sight restored a few months ago – which is also the same time she broke up with Macualay Culkin. That’s a paint can to the balls. (Ha! Like the movie!) Via Us Magazine:

“I was blind in one eye for many years, and nobody knew,” the Ukraine native, 27, told February’s Cosmopolitan about her struggle with chronic iritis, an inflammation of the iris.
“I’m not blind anymore. I had surgery a couple of months ago. They cut it open and dropped a new lens in there.”

How Macaulay Culkin hasn’t jumped off a bridge is a testament to his ability to weather any storm. I mean, Christ, imagine having this conversation on top of being molested by Michael Jackson while your parents pissed away all your Home Alone money. I’d probably curl up in the fetal position in the middle of a highway.

YOU: What changed? We were so good together.
HER: I regained my sight and saw your physical appearance for the first time.
YOU: Yeesh.

Photos: Cosmopolitan, Getty