Unbeknownst to anyone, Mila Kunis was secretly blind in one eye and only had her sight restored a few months ago – which is also the same time she broke up with Macualay Culkin. That’s a paint can to the balls. (Ha! Like the movie!) Via Us Magazine:
“I was blind in one eye for many years, and nobody knew,” the Ukraine native, 27, told February’s Cosmopolitan about her struggle with chronic iritis, an inflammation of the iris.
“I’m not blind anymore. I had surgery a couple of months ago. They cut it open and dropped a new lens in there.”
How Macaulay Culkin hasn’t jumped off a bridge is a testament to his ability to weather any storm. I mean, Christ, imagine having this conversation on top of being molested by Michael Jackson while your parents pissed away all your Home Alone money. I’d probably curl up in the fetal position in the middle of a highway.
YOU: What changed? We were so good together.
THEM: I regained my sight and saw your physical appearance for the first time.
YOU: Yeesh.
Photos: Cosmopolitan, Getty
I wondered about that when I saw the ex-boyfriend’s photo. The mystery is solved.
Poor girl!
Doc,
see what response your comment got?
maybe we should try the site out together.
Gingers are the new rage with all the bruthas.
You go ahead Fatty.
Go on in & get that rich “brutha” for a special playmate.
Come back & tell us all about it.
You be the guinea pig.
I’ve had 3 mixed relationships in my life (nieces besty, neighbors daughter, and friend) and all 3 white women are now pushing up dandelions.
No one cares about your nursing home sex romps, fatty. STFU.
I’m glad she came thru alright.
shouldn’t she have fixed that years ago… wasn’t like it’s a new technology or anything
breasts
Is that supposed to be Mila on the Cosmo cover? If so, they airbrushed the unique hotness right out of her! I mean, she still looks hot – she just doesn’t look like her at all. Yikes.
So, does this mean that my chances were better before she broke up then?
Leave it to some dumb shit chick magazine to try to improve on the stunning Mila Kunis.
Mila Kunis does not need Photoshop.
Fuck, yeah! She actually looks terrible on that cover.
Mila is perfection. Trying to improve on that is redundant.
They removed her cheek bones. Wtf?
What the hell is wrong with her arm? It looks like they took a photo with her standing with her arm held up and out, probably with her hand drapped over her head or something, and then frankensteined a different arm on top. Even the shoulder is badly cropped :S
That picture of her has been so edited that it hardly resembles Mila’s real appearance.
Yeah, if I didn’t knew it was her, I’m not sure if I recognized her.
Is freaking perfect!
I hate Cosmo. Their covers and their shitty advice. They took away her bottom lids, so now her huge eyes look even bigger. And they photo’d her with her head tilted up, making her nose look a little different than how we normally read her. I saw the cover and skipped straight to the papped shots.
I will say this, as a completely straight woman who has never fooled around with a girl, I would tear that Ukrainian. Ass. UP.
she can’t help it.
….NO CONTACT LENSES nor GLASSES.
Reminds me of Groucho Marx’s classic zinger: “Is it true you’re getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?”
she can’t help it.
Either Conan is trying to make himself look as short as possible or Mila Kunis is actually taller than she looks.
She’s either got on 7 inch heels or he’s on his knees. Or both.
He’s standing in a hole.
It’s like the ending to an M. Night Shyamalan movie! I want to go back and watch it again to see if the clues were there all along…
Well with that body she will not be Home Alone for long.
Being a russian I wonder if her farts have a formaldehide smell
What does that mean??Formaldehide smell?
She should shower with me. That will get out that smell.
she´s from ukraine, idiot
I’m Ukrainian and I use Russian/Ukrainian interchangeably cause when I was born, they were both the USSR
She’s not prettier than Macaulay Culkin. I never thought she was beautiful, short legs,weird face, fat body. Now that Michael Jackson is dead she probably doesn’t need Culkin anymore.
None of that makes any sense. Short legs? Fat body?? Weird face??? You may want to check the resolution in the settings for your video driver. If you have it set too high, things can look squished. Or, perhaps you need that lens surgery.
Oh, and MJ died a year and a half ago…
@mud butt, perhaps the really blind person here is @sash!
I think @sash’s personal video driver is what is incorrectly set, NOT his/her computer’s
I think sash, you should go get your eyes checked. You may need surgery too. Either that, or you are a gay pedophile.
I think you ppl should go get your eyes checked or at least go to see VS model’s picks to understand what beautiful really means. And Calamari you are an idiot.
Shut the fuck up you half-literate retard. Shove your VS magazines up your boney ass while you’re at it.
No Sash, you’re the idiot one! And you’re the one that needs to get checked! Look at the comments, she is amazingly beautiful! I don’t know what’s wrong with you!
Thanks. I don’t care about the comments, I’m not a sheep, I don’t think she is pretty at all. VS models are hot and gorgeous. Ppl have different tastes and opinions. You are not smart If you can’t deal with that.
You’re a fucking retard AND a sheep. VS models are all starving skeletors and you only like them because the media tells you to. If they started putting midgets on covers your dumb ass would be calling them “hot and gorgeous” too.
Did I mention you’re a retard?
I agree with Sash, she is only 5ft 3 her face is okay but I won’t call her beautiful, I prefer leggy, toned, high cheek bones women like models.
Short girls are not as attractive in real life hence the height requirements for fashion
Complete bullshit. Fashion models are chosen by gay designers to look like walking coat-hangers. They’re all lanky and shapeless for that purpose, not for anything related to attractiveness. The people who choose them aren’t attracted to women to begin with.
she looks mulatto.
a lot of Russian jews have tan skin. Initially i thought she was Spanish as well as several other people.
not from russia, from UKRAINE
She doesn’t look like Russian or Ukranian. Russian girls are tall, slim and beautiful, as well as Ukrainian girls. Mila Kunis is Ukrainian Jewish, it’s a big difference.
I don’t get it.I don’t get why she’s all the rage. Her face is really ugly… They actually photoshopped her so hard on hat cover that she looks like Rihanna : she doesn’t even look like her real fugly self anymore. :(
Meg, Meg , Meg,,,,,,,,
Now that her sight has returned…she realized that she was actually dating Michael Jackson’s leftovers! That had to be enough to make her wish she was blind again!
Little by little Kunis is redeeming herself…
I’m going to go blind too. If the hair on my palms doesn’t get me first.
I would ass dive her after a steady diet of taco bell….
Every time this broad pops up on this site, I think to myself that if she had a “G” somewhere in her name, one could almost spell “Cunnilingus”, albeit somewhat incorrectly.
I’ve never actually tried to work it out, though.
The caption at the bottom is a case of tragic placement.
HAHAHAHA
I had that too. Its called a “lensectomy”.
I dont look like Mila Kunis though. But appparently I STILL get better tail than she does !
I believe it was the prophet Paris Hilton who admonished us by saying that “stars are blind”. Indeed.
O lawd this post makes me happy inside
I imagine the scene when they broke up went something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i40LLZupng4
So all this time she’s been attending 3-D movies, she’s been ‘faking it’ ?
She is GORGEOUS
I wonder what her good eye saw in Macaulay then?
Jizz?
Snacks exactly, it’s not like she was blind in BOTH eyes!!! Anyhow, maybe he always stood, layed down, stayed on her blind side so she couldn’t tell what he looked like. I could nevr figure out why she was with him other than possibly growing up she had a crush on him due to the movies and when they met as young adults she was blinded to reality?
Mila is GORGEOUS .. So was it really necessary for Cosmo to photoshop her into Tila Tequila?
Fuck you people. Everything is looks looks looks. This living corpse of a human being.. if you so wish to call it that, which you adore, will be rotting and eaten by worms in a few decades, 5 or 6 max. In 50 years she you and I will most likely be dead from old age and rotting.
Lap up your celebrity gravy while its piping hot.
You might want to think of something beyond flesh and bone.
I hope Cosmo mag is keeping her and you all warm at night, when you wish you had someone who understands. Cuz the magazine article is all she has and you have .
Celebrities must save so much money when they use the whole world for their emotional catharsis.
I know this internet sure saves me money too bad people dont buy into all the bullshit I say as eagerly.
Well, shit… there goes my ONLY chance with her. Damn you, advanced opthalmology! Damn you!!
On another note, I’m interested in the “75 Very Naughty Moves to Try on a Man”. I suspect it may read as follows:
1. Bake him a pie
2. Vaccuum the house
3. Bring him a beer
4. Make him a sandwich
5. etc… to 75.
*grin*
What really freaks me out about Macauley Culkin is how he still looks like a 12 year old boy. Something is wrong with him.
Not to take a way from her hotness, but I always thought she seemed to have a lazy eye this whole time… this explains alot now
“Yeesh.”
I love you, superficial writer.
I knew there was something wrong with her eye(s). At the time, I could never quite put my finger on what it exactly it was but now that she’s said she was blind, it makes sense.