Here are awesome, hi-res shots that Esquire kindly sent over (You’re also going to want to click that link for a great, candid interview where she talks about how the producers of Max Payne‘s shitheadery was as equal if not greater to that of the movie.) of Mila Kunis who they just named their Sexiest Woman Alive for 2012. So to fully enjoy these what you’re going to not want to do is click on this link to see her wearing matching outfits with Ashton Kutcher. Seriously, just don’t do it. It’s for your own good.
You did it, didn’t you? Goddammit. Well, now that we’re in the same boat, do you keep seeing a penis when you look at these and more importantly does it feel like it’s following you? Because I swear it’s following me.
Photos: Courtesy of Esquire
This girl was my girl-crush before she started dating Ashton Kutcher. Now she has joined the ranks of just another dumb young girl who thinks an actor from “That 70s Show” is cool.
As opposed to when you were crushing on an actress from “That ’70s Show”?
She’s still cooler than Kutcher or Fez
I always wanted her to end up with Hyde…
Damn! This girl sets herself to have the picks of the likes of douche Timberlake and asston doucher and Macaulay Culkin?
She’s worked for Seth MacFarlane for over a decade! Yeah sure Kunis is set for life whatwith That 70s Show and the movies she’s done and doesn’t have no financial concerns and yeah sure, rolling it with the the boss sinks you into whoreland but still, it’s “the industry” and golddigging it with MacFarlane wouldn’t cause any kind of murmur…… instead asston doucher??
Shut up, Meg. (Kidding!) :D
Is that a sandwich above her ass?
huh?
Nah, probably just her cell phone. Very annoying, finding a good place to put it during those shoots.
these mags are printed months ahead of ashton kutcher.
Yes, she’s a bit heavier now. Sure, these pictures were Photoshopped, but still…
I guess these photos was taken in the early months of this year before she was Kutcherized.
Id like to know when these were taken as well…cuz she has not looked like this for a while. She had to put on a bunch of weight for a new film….these celebs must love photoshop.
Getting way too overrated. The Ashton Kutcher thing was a horrible look for her, too.
never really had a thing for her until after “That 70′s Show” was over. the main one i had a thing for was Laura Prepon and one of my high school crushes Tanya Roberts from that show.
Smart is sexy. And she’s proven herself to be as dumb as, well, Kelso.
As much as I wish for this not to be true, hot women dating nice, respectable guys is something that only exists in fiction and not in real life. Now that she had this title, don’t expect to see her dating a guy that genuinely deserves her anytime soon.
I will say this. Her brutal honesty in that interview (and in many others) has to be admired. Makes me wonder if she is that honest in bed.
I swear to god I’m hot and my husband is both nice and respectable. :D
Thank you very much! :D
So, you don’t think Mila would describe Ashton the same way? Women tend to only describe their men as jerks only when they are about to curb them.
I don’t doubt your hotness Snappie.
Thanks honey. :D hehehe
Yes, but Mila would be delusional. I’m sharp as a tack. ;)
I demand photographic evidence of your hotness, Snapple.
heheheh You guys are awesome! :D
Proof positive that the world is a VERY unfair place.
That Esquire interview made me fall in love with her again. She’s amazing.
You do realize as an actress she’ll do anything the magazine’s marketing department thinks will make the edition and her appeal to the readers the most. After all they are selling a product.
So what are you trying to tell him, to take his fantasies and shove them up his ass? Just because you don’t think she’s hot, doesn’t mean everyone else has to agree with you. Besides, you’re blind, stupid, and crazy!
PS: I agree with Don Zaloog!
Cute. not sexy.
Spot on.
Mila Kunis is officially overrated. Pretty hot, but not the hottest. Lame.
While I find her very sexy , her recent association ith Ashton Kutcher un-sexies her a whole lot
I’d like to bang her pooper until she needed a colosomy bag.
I’d rather have the slutty older sister that was on that 70s show, she was always hotter. Now she’s a trainwreck, but back then Id take that cold bitch in a second.
All I can see is Ashton Kutcher now. LAME.
Who the hell does the voting for this crap? She’s average looking at best, damn.
Her publicist.
I do think she’s hot and can totally accept this choice. Now if it had been Scarjo or KStew, I would be thumbing my nose and blowing raspberries.
But I would have selected Charlize, because ain’t no one hotter.
Sexiest Woman Alive.. hahahahah… HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA
I’m gonna have to get up an hour earlier tomorrow so I can hate Kutcher for an hour longer than I do today
Я вистрілив спермою на екрані комп’ютера
Translation:
“I shot sperm on the computer screen.”
You’re welcome. Or not.
Sexy ok. Sexiest? No.
Way overrated.
Some may be right with saying she is average looking. But her acting is above from what I’ve seen come out of Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell and other ‘hot’ celebrities. After reading that interview from Esquire, I’ll agree with Mila being sexy. I find straight shooter with no chaser sexy. She seems like that.
*WAS* the hottest.
So so much right now.
Could be again though, just has to drop that extra 180lbs she’s carrying around.
And she always come bundled with Adobe® Photoshop® so that is a great news for us.
Is that a Samsung Galaxy S III that she has stuck in the back of her underwear?
I would defile her with great enthusiasm
When the Army of Islam finally attacks the United states on your shores , we will defile your most impressive Actress , Kim Kardassian in unspeakable ways , Excuse me , What ? yes, yes … OK will will not bother defiling Kim Kardassian as someone has beat us to it . Nevermind .
i would in no way rate her “unattractive/ugly.” however, sexiest woman alive is one of the best jokes i have heard lately. she would not even be in my top 100! i’m sorry…but listen to the girl speak. sex appeal encompasses everything-choices you make, your voice, the way you carry yourself. would i say, “no” to her. negative. however, i’m sorry. she looks like shiiiiit!
I have no problems with that.
She has a pretty face, but her body is just ugly.
And i’m not talking about her weight, but about her lack of curves and muscular shape.
No boobies. No ass. No good taste for men.
If this is the woman of today, i want a DeLorean!
And short.
OVERRATEDDDDDDDDDDDD.
yall are nuts! she’s gorgeous!
Eh… she looks like an Olsen twin in this photo.
If that is the sexiest woman alive ,I’m a chocolate fire guard. . .
There are women waiting for the bus in Grimsby far sexier,come on .
Also what is her boyfriend wearing on his head in that cafe ?
Thank you The Right Honorable Chumleigh-Warner,uk.
Your name is fantastic! I was led to believe however that it is usually spelled Cholmondley. Are you doing us a solid by making it easier to say correctly? :D
Thanks old boy ! You are so right, but folk around here would end up saying it so totally wrong, after all they also quite like this girl who frankly if she was at the bus stop in Grimsby the driver wouldn’t bother stopping. Cheers old chum, pip pip.
Sexy? Yes.
Sexiest Woman Alive? No.
She is a gorgeous woman. Not sure why the photog decided she needed a pack of index cards in her underwear tho
675 X 900 is high res? Really. No. No it isn’t. FAIL!
“Actress poses topless for magazing that doesn’t show tits.” I fail to see the benefit here.
She is really very sexy and very hottest women.
If she’s the sexiest woman alive, i’m the Pope
hello, your Eminence
Wax on the nipples? What the hell is this, a Dallas strip joint during the eighties?
wow … definitely photoshopped
oh GOD her boobs are reallllly bad in this pic :S
She’s amazing! I would eat skittles out of her butthole.