Mila Kunis Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

October 8th, 2012 // 71 Comments

Here are awesome, hi-res shots that Esquire kindly sent over (You’re also going to want to click that link for a great, candid interview where she talks about how the producers of Max Payne‘s shitheadery was as equal if not greater to that of the movie.) of Mila Kunis who they just named their Sexiest Woman Alive for 2012. So to fully enjoy these what you’re going to not want to do is click on this link to see her wearing matching outfits with Ashton Kutcher. Seriously, just don’t do it. It’s for your own good.

You did it, didn’t you? Goddammit. Well, now that we’re in the same boat, do you keep seeing a penis when you look at these and more importantly does it feel like it’s following you? Because I swear it’s following me.



Photos: Courtesy of Esquire

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  1. This girl was my girl-crush before she started dating Ashton Kutcher. Now she has joined the ranks of just another dumb young girl who thinks an actor from “That 70s Show” is cool.

    • As opposed to when you were crushing on an actress from “That ’70s Show”?

    • Archie Leach

      Damn! This girl sets herself to have the picks of the likes of douche Timberlake and asston doucher and Macaulay Culkin?

      She’s worked for Seth MacFarlane for over a decade! Yeah sure Kunis is set for life whatwith That 70s Show and the movies she’s done and doesn’t have no financial concerns and yeah sure, rolling it with the the boss sinks you into whoreland but still, it’s “the industry” and golddigging it with MacFarlane wouldn’t cause any kind of murmur…… instead asston doucher??

    • Sliver

      Shut up, Meg. (Kidding!) :D

  2. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
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    Is that a sandwich above her ass?

  3. zomgbie

    these mags are printed months ahead of ashton kutcher.

  4. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
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    I guess these photos was taken in the early months of this year before she was Kutcherized.

    • Hank Hill

      Id like to know when these were taken as well…cuz she has not looked like this for a while. She had to put on a bunch of weight for a new film….these celebs must love photoshop.

  5. Sandoucheky

    Getting way too overrated. The Ashton Kutcher thing was a horrible look for her, too.

  6. Emma Watson's Vagina

    never really had a thing for her until after “That 70′s Show” was over. the main one i had a thing for was Laura Prepon and one of my high school crushes Tanya Roberts from that show.

  7. The Most Interesting

    Smart is sexy. And she’s proven herself to be as dumb as, well, Kelso.

  8. That Bastard Tony

    As much as I wish for this not to be true, hot women dating nice, respectable guys is something that only exists in fiction and not in real life. Now that she had this title, don’t expect to see her dating a guy that genuinely deserves her anytime soon.

    I will say this. Her brutal honesty in that interview (and in many others) has to be admired. Makes me wonder if she is that honest in bed.

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    That Bastard Tony
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    Proof positive that the world is a VERY unfair place.

  10. That Esquire interview made me fall in love with her again. She’s amazing.

    • Troll's Nighmare

      You do realize as an actress she’ll do anything the magazine’s marketing department thinks will make the edition and her appeal to the readers the most. After all they are selling a product.

      • So what are you trying to tell him, to take his fantasies and shove them up his ass? Just because you don’t think she’s hot, doesn’t mean everyone else has to agree with you. Besides, you’re blind, stupid, and crazy!

        PS: I agree with Don Zaloog!

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    brick
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    Cute. not sexy.

  12. Eddie Baby

    Mila Kunis is officially overrated. Pretty hot, but not the hottest. Lame.

  13. may the faust be with you

    While I find her very sexy , her recent association ith Ashton Kutcher un-sexies her a whole lot

  14. I’d like to bang her pooper until she needed a colosomy bag.

  15. Deacon Jones

    I’d rather have the slutty older sister that was on that 70s show, she was always hotter. Now she’s a trainwreck, but back then Id take that cold bitch in a second.

  16. AlyLaff1002

    All I can see is Ashton Kutcher now. LAME.

  17. mrfknhappy

    Who the hell does the voting for this crap? She’s average looking at best, damn.

  18. I do think she’s hot and can totally accept this choice. Now if it had been Scarjo or KStew, I would be thumbing my nose and blowing raspberries.
    But I would have selected Charlize, because ain’t no one hotter.

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    Burke
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    Sexiest Woman Alive.. hahahahah… HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

  20. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
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    I’m gonna have to get up an hour earlier tomorrow so I can hate Kutcher for an hour longer than I do today

  21. GrandDragon

    Я вистрілив спермою на екрані комп’ютера

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    dirtdog
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    Sexy ok. Sexiest? No.

  23. lunadir

    Way overrated.

  24. still a fan

    Some may be right with saying she is average looking. But her acting is above from what I’ve seen come out of Jessica Alba, Kristen Bell and other ‘hot’ celebrities. After reading that interview from Esquire, I’ll agree with Mila being sexy. I find straight shooter with no chaser sexy. She seems like that.

  25. Sheppy

    *WAS* the hottest.

    So so much right now.

    Could be again though, just has to drop that extra 180lbs she’s carrying around.

  26. tom

    And she always come bundled with Adobe® Photoshop® so that is a great news for us.

  27. El Jefe

    Is that a Samsung Galaxy S III that she has stuck in the back of her underwear?

  28. Mike Hunt

    I would defile her with great enthusiasm

    • Mohhammed El Akbar

      When the Army of Islam finally attacks the United states on your shores , we will defile your most impressive Actress , Kim Kardassian in unspeakable ways , Excuse me , What ? yes, yes … OK will will not bother defiling Kim Kardassian as someone has beat us to it . Nevermind .

  29. peanut

    i would in no way rate her “unattractive/ugly.” however, sexiest woman alive is one of the best jokes i have heard lately. she would not even be in my top 100! i’m sorry…but listen to the girl speak. sex appeal encompasses everything-choices you make, your voice, the way you carry yourself. would i say, “no” to her. negative. however, i’m sorry. she looks like shiiiiit!

  30. Joe Blow

    I have no problems with that.

  31. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    Kojak
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    She has a pretty face, but her body is just ugly.
    And i’m not talking about her weight, but about her lack of curves and muscular shape.

  32. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    Kojak
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    No boobies. No ass. No good taste for men.
    If this is the woman of today, i want a DeLorean!

  33. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    OVERRATEDDDDDDDDDDDD.

  34. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    ash
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    yall are nuts! she’s gorgeous!

  35. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    meowtrix
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    Eh… she looks like an Olsen twin in this photo.

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    Chumleigh-Warner
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    If that is the sexiest woman alive ,I’m a chocolate fire guard. . .
    There are women waiting for the bus in Grimsby far sexier,come on .

    Also what is her boyfriend wearing on his head in that cafe ?

    Thank you The Right Honorable Chumleigh-Warner,uk.

    • Your name is fantastic! I was led to believe however that it is usually spelled Cholmondley. Are you doing us a solid by making it easier to say correctly? :D

      • Chumleigh-Warner

        Thanks old boy ! You are so right, but folk around here would end up saying it so totally wrong, after all they also quite like this girl who frankly if she was at the bus stop in Grimsby the driver wouldn’t bother stopping. Cheers old chum, pip pip.

  37. BSname

    Sexy? Yes.
    Sexiest Woman Alive? No.

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    amanda
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    She is a gorgeous woman. Not sure why the photog decided she needed a pack of index cards in her underwear tho

  39. ben

    675 X 900 is high res? Really. No. No it isn’t. FAIL!

  40. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
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    “Actress poses topless for magazing that doesn’t show tits.” I fail to see the benefit here.

  41. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
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    She is really very sexy and very hottest women.

  42. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    tzar
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    If she’s the sexiest woman alive, i’m the Pope

  43. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
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    Wax on the nipples? What the hell is this, a Dallas strip joint during the eighties?

  44. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    sable
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    wow … definitely photoshopped

  45. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    JANE
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    oh GOD her boobs are reallllly bad in this pic :S

  46. Mila Kunis Topless Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive
    Skeeter
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    She’s amazing! I would eat skittles out of her butthole.

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