Well, At Least We Know Ashton Kutcher Didn’t Get Mila Kunis Pregnant. Yet.

June 27th, 2012 // 24 Comments

I don’t want to toot my own horn, but this is probably the classiest set of photos we’ve ever posted.

Adding… So, this was just water retention? Everyone cool with water retention? Moving on.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. lily

    shes looking incredibly sloppy lately

  2. The Royal Penis

    On the rag clothes, on the rag water retention…she’s on the rag.

  3. Smapdi

    Touched by a Kutcher = No longer attractive. Door is over there, Mila.

  4. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you call a Girl with NO Ass; Lonely

  5. EricLr

    The only reason the Kutcher hasn’t gotten her pregnant yet is because his boys keep getting blocked by Skarsgard sperm.

  6. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    This answers the age old question: “what does the hottest chick in the world want?”

    apparently, she wants people to stop calling her that.

  7. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to wear the exact same outfit when I was out looking for Doritos at 3 in the morning, with the munchies from getting high all night watching a Space Ghost marathon on the Cartoon Network. I can only presume this is also her excuse.

  8. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    A girl’s gotta load up on tampons

  9. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s always a shame when a woman gains a little weight….and NONE of it goes to her boobs.

  10. Crazed Abandon

    She’ll date him until his Two and a Half Men gig is up then she’ll dump him.

  11. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, got enough shampoo there?

  12. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    No douche? Oh, wait….

  13. mrsmass

    did i miss where Fish posted the Megan Fox pregnant bikini pics?

  14. Kingdaka

    So he put his Punis in her Kunis?

  15. That Bastard Tony

    I have to wonder if Ashton and Seth McFarlane are double-teaming her nightly hence the drop in quality on her physical appearance. I also have to wonder if they make her do the Meg voice during? I also have to wonder if Seth makes her call him Peter or Dad during.

    OK, that last one may have been excessive.

  16. LooneyToon

    I’m still seeing alot of water retention going on there…

  17. Odious_One

    heavy flow ?

  18. MILF

    You mean Demi didn’t leave any tamp- wait, never mind.

  19. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    those are not for her… You know, female celebrities does not have their period, instead, they have rainbows coming out of their vaginas once a month, their farts smells like strawberries, their shit turns into gold, their spit and barf are diamonds…

  20. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Commented on this photo:

    she should have gotten OB — those rule

  21. Mila Kunis Tampons
    Johnny Jackmeoff
    Commented on this photo:

    I mean, WTF! Who really gives a shit as to what she buys. You guys are the real douche bags.

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