BREAKING: Mila Kunis Makes Internet Ejaculate With Her Russia Talk

For those of you just waking up, the entire Internet creamed its jeans this morning after a video surfaced of Mila Kunis defending Justin Timberlake in fluent Russian at a Moscow Q&A for Friends With Benefits. The exchange takes place when a reporter – also female and Russian talking – asks why Justin has decided to focus on movies instead of bringing more sexy back with his music. An understandable, if not pressing concern for the international community. Mila decided to take umbrage with this line of questioning because she’s a movie star and what’s so wrong about movies? Of course, case study after case study informs us the deeper issue here is that women have a built-in, almost other-worldly hate for other women. Frankly, I’m more concerned about one of them getting a hold of a nuke instead of religious extremists, but does Washington want to listen? No, it’s all facts this and actual intelligence that. They’ll be sorry. Oh, they’ll be sorry…

Via YouTube:

Reporter: “I have two questions – about the movie and the sex–“
Mila: “What?” (in a “didn’t hear you clearly” way)
Reporter: “About the movie and the sex.”
Mila: “Oh, I thought I misheard you about the sex.”
Justin: “I don’t like this! =)”
Reporter: “What brought you into movies? WHY ARE YOU IN MOVIES?”
Mila: “What?!”
Reporter: “Why movies?”
Mila: “Why movies?”
Reporter: “Well, many showbiz persons move to movies, and sometimes it’s for the better, but why is Justin in movies?”
Mila: “Wait, you’re asking why he wants to be in movies?”
Reporter: “Yes.”
Mila: “What would you rather have him do?”
CROWD: LOL, applause
Reporter: indiscernible under the applause
Mila: “Huh?”
Reporter: “I mean, isn’t showbiz enough?”
Mila (exasperated): “Well, if he WANTS to make movies, and he can, why shouldn’t he? What sort of question is that? Why are YOU here?”
CROWD: LOL, more applause
Reporter: “Well, I’m doing my job.”
Mila: “Well, he’s doing his. It’s the same thing!”
(turns to Justin, asks in English if he needs the exchange translated, he replies that he’s getting it in the earpiece, but delayed)
Justin: “This is my bodyguard!”

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