Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, The Bastard Actually Did It
Mila Kunis was anything and everything. She was the unassuming hot chick with an almost encyclopedic knowledge of nerd shit. When she wasn’t doing Family Guy, she’d pop up on Robot Chicken. Not only that, but her entire relationship with Macaulay Culkin was easily explained away by the fact she was, oh I dunno, fucking blind. But then she started banging Ashton Kutcher, and slowly became one of those celebrities who constantly bitch about the paparazzi and walk around pissed off all the time. Which is only going to get worse because she’s pregnant now, but not with twins which is apparently supposed to make everything alright and not a trumpet in the sky that this realm is Satan’s and misery shall sit at the throne of our world for 1,000 years. E! News report:
Kunis is pregnant with the couple’s first child, a source confirms exclusively to E! News just weeks after being first to report that the former That ’70s Show co-stars were planning to tie the knot.
The Ted star was even recently spotted attending a prenatal yoga class in Hollywood.
In the meantime, I’m going to assume Mila Kunis’ Jim Beam commercials are now PSAs about the dangers of drinking Jim Beam. “I used to be hot, but then I took an Ashton Kutcher to the knee… gina.”