The 6th Annual Spike TV Guys Choice Awards were last night, but that’s not important right now. What is important is that Mila Kunis, Julianne Hough and Malin Akerman showed up looking amazing last night even though two of them were there to promote a film adaptation of a Broadway show (Because guys love those.) and the other one is actively putting on weight for a role. Then again, Brooke Hogan (Not pictured. You’re welcome.) was also on the red carpet so apologies if these are all actually photos of Mickey Rourke. You can see how that might’ve happened.
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Guys Choice? Well, I choose Julianne Hough.
You know she aches for a proper dicking.
Correct choice: choose all three
When did Mila Kunis become the daughter from Long Island Medium?
Don’t get the Malin Whackerwoman thing. No tits, weird face, fivehead…
Someone fasted & sat in a sauna for 48 hours before this event.
Mila of the Smoky Eye looks great here.
She has never looked HOTTER then she does right here
Absolutely flawless! I’d marry her in a heartbeat.
You’d have to outrace me first.
Prenup or?
She could possibly take half your comic collection, you know..
And half your inhalers.
Face looks fucking haggard. Drugs?
The light that burns twice as bright only burns half as long…
Bloated, but bewbs.
I’ll allow it.
Poor Malin…
Hmmm… if I cut her feet off she might fit.
Nice tardtoo!
Damn she’s hot. But apparently not hot enough to make a gay man go straight.
I’d ass munch her until my mouth fell off!
How is Mila looking all slim again? Hollywood is confusing my brainpan!
Stylists can do a lot, I hear. Even with the extra weight she looks better than Minka Kelly. I don’t get everyone’s love for that chick, Aerosmith on the whole were not some of the better-looking rock stars, and it shows.
She needs to lay off the self-tanner.
I guess some people are into orange skin
After hours of deep introspection, I have made my “Guys’ Choice”… have the three ladies do each other while me and my buddy Panasonic watch.
I guess I just never realized that the pepboys look like rapey pedophiles.
Here’s the most beautiful woman of 2012 as ranked by Men’s Health.
She looks pissed.
Now that’s the picture I want. Beautiful smile and brown eyes glowing.
I would gladly surrender my porn collection to have on week with her to myself. I can always re-download that porn the week after.
Why?