Mila Kunis Was Almost Jessica Biel

July 19th, 2011 // 30 Comments

We already know that Mila Kunis cost Jessica Biel a boyfriend by filming Friends With Benefits with Justin Timberlake who fucks everything he co-stars with that isn’t nailed down, and even then. But apparently Mila also cost Jessica acting work because the writers decided to reveal at last night’s premiere that she was originally up for Mila’s part. Page Six reports:

David Newman told us at last night’s Cinema Society screening, “She was actually a huge fan of the project and screen-tested for it years ago.” Asked why Jessica, who split with Justin in March, didn’t get it, Newman said, “We’re not the director,” adding, “She’s great and adorable — smoking hot.” But he said, “Mila was fated for the role.”

David Newman then went on to reveal that in the 8th grade Jessica Biel’s boyfriend broke up with her because she got her period at his house the same day her childhood dog died. He doesn’t know why he brought that up either, but did he mention she has a spastic colon?

Photo: Fame, Getty, Splash News


  1. Mila Kunis Emma Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    oh…you know there was some clam licking going on there.

  2. biel has a nice rack and ass that mila noticeably lacks

    • kimmykimkim

      I saw side by side pics of them on Yahoo earlier today and I think Mila’s face is soooo much prettier. Jessica’s got bitch face going on.

    • cc

      Jessica is a sort of butter face, i.e, her ass is very good, her rack is unremarkable, and her face is very average save for nice teeth. Let’s face it, if ‘Hollywood Squares’ was still around, Jessica Biel would be on it.

  3. DogBoy

    Either one works for me…

  4. internet police

    “We’re not the director… Gosh who coud possibly understand his vision?” I love how the guy talks about it as if it’s a legitimate movie, and not a mildly entertaining piece of shit everyone will forget 5 minutes after they see it.

    • Dan

      Agreed… ‘But he said, “Mila was fated for the role.”’

      Fated for the role? Isn’t this just some silly raunchy romantic comedy?

      • That Bastard Tony

        It’s basically No Strings Attached with the cuteness of Natalie Portman removed. Keep up the originality Hollywood.

  5. Mila Kunis Emma Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah….that’s right. give her a tight hug….now…reach down and grab her ass…you too Emma. reach down and squeeze that tight little ass…

  6. i must eat this woman’s asshole, i must!

  7. Venom

    Mila is a 1000 times better than Biel who is soulless and she is super funny while Biel is absolutely not funny at all.
    There is no way Biel was ever in consideration for this role.

  8. Timberlake shits exclusively where he eats.

  9. Anubyss

    U can’t forget about Mila

  10. Mila Kunis
    Commented on this photo:

    She be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine :)

  11. Frank Burns

    Oh come on, Timberlake got Biel kicked off the movie so he could have a shot at Kunis. How Timberlake appeals to anyone baffles me, but hey I don’t make movies (well, not the kind you want to see, anyway).

  12. Mila Kunis
    Commented on this photo:

    I prefer women with Curves, she still looks pre-pubescent.

  13. once you go Kunis you’ll never go Biel

  14. Deacon Jones

    I’d take Jessica Biel’s ass in a second, followed by Emma, and THEN Mila

  15. Venom

    * BTW the title of this post should be “Jessica Biel was almost Mila Kunis” seeing as Mila has the role and Jessica was considered for the role.

  16. Mila Kunis Emma Stone
    Commented on this photo:

    “What was with Justin’s pants?” “I know! Six-foot-one my ass!”

  17. Arzach

    How about putting both in a jelly filled tub in a thong for a fight?

  18. Mila Kunis
    Commented on this photo:

    Were ar ze boobs?

  19. Mike

    I don’t see the appeal of this Kunis chick. She looks good in a red dress but I don’t want to see her in a bikini and that’s not something I say often.

  20. puttypants

    Mila is stunning. she’s unique, funny, intelligent and grounded. Her figure is normal…she’s not a plastic girl. That’s what makes her special from the other girls. You can’t have big boobs and ass if you’re thin. If theydo just know they’re fake.

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