After years of me sacrificing first-born children at Madonna’s house praying just praying, Mila Kunis has finally broken up with Macaulay Culkin, according to Page Six:

The split was amicable, and they remain close friends,” her rep said.
A source said the couple split some time ago but has kept it low-key while Kunis promotes the movie [Black Swan].

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to dye my hair blonde and get molested by whoever’s the closest thing to Michael Jackson at the moment. “Come correct,” if you will. *picks up phone* Hello? Bieber? It’s footy pajama time. Ready the juice.

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