Mila Kunis Does GQ
I probably shouldn’t even bother explaining what’s happening here, but here’s Mila Kunis in the August issue of GQ where she says some words about stuff, I’m told. I honestly stopped reading once it became clear she wasn’t going to reveal the source of Macaulay Culkin‘s magic. I know finding a blind chick is one part of it, but is the other looking into Michael Jackson‘s anus? Is it a portal? Was there a beach on the other side with giant lobsters eating a cowboy? More importantly, did they cremate Michael? Just curious.