I probably shouldn’t even bother explaining what’s happening here, but here’s Mila Kunis in the August issue of GQ where she says some words about stuff, I’m told. I honestly stopped reading once it became clear she wasn’t going to reveal the source of Macaulay Culkin‘s magic. I know finding a blind chick is one part of it, but is the other looking into Michael Jackson‘s anus? Is it a portal? Was there a beach on the other side with giant lobsters eating a cowboy? More importantly, did they cremate Michael? Just curious.
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Love the Drawing Of The Three reference. Kudos, sir.
Why does the main comments section show up in FireFox but not in Chrome? Some kind of scripting error?
The things I would do with/to Mila Kunis. The things I would do…
My husband doesn’t need to see this post. Ever. He may leave me (for the pursuit of Mila).
Your Dark Tower reference is much appreciated, Fish
holy hell!! does everyone see that?! there is advice in there that ensures you don’t dress funny. this issue is a sure sell.
Holy Hell!! does everyone see that?! there is advice in there to ensure you don’t dress funny.. that issue is a sure sell
She has such a pretty little minky face
Hottest Kunis on the Internet. I’ve looked at all of them.
In a future life, I want to come back as a giant blow up duck, only to be ridden by Mila of course!
Her face is horrifying.
Please return to the odd planet from which you came.
I love you forever for including a reference to The Dark Tower (giant lobsters eating a cowboy – awesome!). Please marry me?
Back off, Jeannie, he’s mine. I already pissed on him. ;o) haha…ewww….
she is so damn gorgeous. she makes me proud to be a ukrainian haha. and i hate when people say shes a russian when shes NOT!
They should put her in every movie.
Sorry but the pictures look cheap. It looks like she took them in some guys basement, especially that one where she’s lying on the floor beside the mirror.
Maybe she should be more perfect looking.
I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.
(Yep, just used that one. Hopefully nobody else did cuz I haven’t read all that shit up there yet.)
Fuck a duck!
Meg Griffin is hot
Gorgeous:) she is smokin
”’beauty;;AT HER FINNEST
Mocha Mila!
If only she had hips… and an ass… and tits…
She’s way pretty but does not have much of a body. I still would of course.
I enjoyed the Stephen King reference. :)
This is the kinda shit that gets me all hot.
She’s got a prepubescent bod that screams “rape me” and threaten my family to keep me silent.
I wanna lick her pussy so bad!!
Pic 5 – just think how inspired one would be about life if, when you came home from work, there was a voice from the bedroom saying ‘Honey, can you come in here? I’ve got something to show you.’ and that’s what you saw. You could take on the world.
i agree with you good sir/ma’am
She is hot, that’s about it. Not a fan of these particular shots. The pool toy pic is quite strange.
That is really nice carpet.
i would have sex with this woman and not care about rammifications
I thought God only had 7 days?
Being young and stupid doesn’t automatically mean you’re liberal. Being liberal does mean you think with your heart and not your mind.
GUNSLINGER REFERENCE
This chick has only gotten better looking with age.
Galt, if you’re an adult, then WTF are you doing on this site in the first place? You’re not an adult. You are, however, a total fucking asshole loser POS.
No, it is sexy because she has the straw next to her mouth which would make straight men imagine their penis there.
It is like when you want a kiss from your lady friend so you lick or touch your lips and watch the reaction to see if she wants to kiss as well.
….How blatantly homosexual does one have to be in order to even notice a beverage in the hand of this loveliest vision of scrumptious deliciousness that is Mila Kunis, much-less the type of beverage???
I am usually not hardened by featherweights, but this featherweight here, is without question a granite hardening exception….Artofwar
Monch you are really out of it. She IS the voice of Meg Griffin. take a look at the credits of Family guy next time.
you, sir/ma’am are Retarded.
she IS Meg from family guy.
Who gives a shit whether it was scripted or not, if Justin coaxed her or not.
It’s about the Marine.
He gets to go to the Marine Ball with Mila Kunis.
Fish is the Gunslinger!!!
You need to grow a brain, fake tits are out.
I am disgusted by Starbucks AND Dunkin Dickheads. Get a caffeine buzz. Have lot’s of sugar for your obesity and diabetes.
OH.
Bitch aint got enough flesh for some of us. Where is the T&A?
Nice face, bag of bones.
And corporate sell out like most of ‘em.
Shouldn’t someone be channeling Eazy-E right now? Don’t matter jus’ don’t bite it…
i’m lost you assholes! since when does an iced coffee from whoever the fuck this one is means republican?
You love strange things. That says a lot.
I guess I should’ve known you’re a liberal. Following celebrities lives, wishing it were your own. Sad
How is that cool? Anybody could do that. The reason is he is a marine and the whole ‘do it for your country’ comes into play… Asking her to be his date to some ball is not ‘doing it for America’, it’s good publicity for her. And since there’s a movie starring her coming out – this is perfect to whore herself out. All celebrities do this. Plus no doubt there will be money involved.
Celebrities are no longer real people once they’ve achieved fame and success. They are on a whole different plateau, money corrupts and everyone is a bigger asshole than your average asshole. Just is.
Clickity-clack…clickity-clack…
Dad-A-Chack? Dum-A-Chum? Did-A-Chick? Dod-A-Chock!
Fer fucksake, everyone. It’s a fucking magazine cover! Christ, you’d think it was the Declaration of Independence, or maybe the Bible…
Hahaha! Holy Shit! This Go Galt fucker is absolutely hilarious! He has no idea where he is and obviously no idea who this magazine is marketed to. He’s like that fun, stupid kind of crazy, you know? Oh man! Damn, that’s good stuff! Indubitably.
Thank you! Who cares how it was shot or what she’s holding. She’s fucking gorgeous and all natural. She’s fucking bangin’!
Watson, the answer would be Mel Gibson.
Go Galt thinks George Clooney’s most recent beard is sexy. I, on the other hand, find her to be almost terrifyingly masculine-looking.
+28!!! I would rather see small, natural tits than big fake tits. She looks awesome and I would not change a thing about her!
I’m going to assume Monch Jose was making a joke about the Family Guy thing. No one can be that clueless…?
HAAAAAAA
Probably not clueless but really does not have any idea on how to make a joke
i’m lost you assholes! since when does an iced coffee from whoever the fuck this one is means republican?
i would make her vagina cry sweet sweet tears as it….wait i forgot where i was going with this i was thinking of me inside her vagina