I probably shouldn’t even bother explaining what’s happening here, but here’s Mila Kunis in the August issue of GQ where she says some words about stuff, I’m told. I honestly stopped reading once it became clear she wasn’t going to reveal the source of Macaulay Culkin‘s magic. I know finding a blind chick is one part of it, but is the other looking into Michael Jackson‘s anus? Is it a portal? Was there a beach on the other side with giant lobsters eating a cowboy? More importantly, did they cremate Michael? Just curious.
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Love the Drawing Of The Three reference. Kudos, sir.
Why does the main comments section show up in FireFox but not in Chrome? Some kind of scripting error?
The things I would do with/to Mila Kunis. The things I would do…
My husband doesn’t need to see this post. Ever. He may leave me (for the pursuit of Mila).
Your Dark Tower reference is much appreciated, Fish
holy hell!! does everyone see that?! there is advice in there that ensures you don’t dress funny. this issue is a sure sell.
Holy Hell!! does everyone see that?! there is advice in there to ensure you don’t dress funny.. that issue is a sure sell
She has such a pretty little minky face
Hottest Kunis on the Internet. I’ve looked at all of them.
In a future life, I want to come back as a giant blow up duck, only to be ridden by Mila of course!
Her face is horrifying.
Please return to the odd planet from which you came.
I love you forever for including a reference to The Dark Tower (giant lobsters eating a cowboy – awesome!). Please marry me?
Back off, Jeannie, he’s mine. I already pissed on him. ;o) haha…ewww….
she is so damn gorgeous. she makes me proud to be a ukrainian haha. and i hate when people say shes a russian when shes NOT!
They should put her in every movie.
Sorry but the pictures look cheap. It looks like she took them in some guys basement, especially that one where she’s lying on the floor beside the mirror.
Maybe she should be more perfect looking.
I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.
(Yep, just used that one. Hopefully nobody else did cuz I haven’t read all that shit up there yet.)
Fuck a duck!
Meg Griffin is hot
Gorgeous:) she is smokin
”’beauty;;AT HER FINNEST
Mocha Mila!
If only she had hips… and an ass… and tits…
She’s way pretty but does not have much of a body. I still would of course.
I enjoyed the Stephen King reference. :)
This is the kinda shit that gets me all hot.
She’s got a prepubescent bod that screams “rape me” and threaten my family to keep me silent.
I wanna lick her pussy so bad!!
Pic 5 – just think how inspired one would be about life if, when you came home from work, there was a voice from the bedroom saying ‘Honey, can you come in here? I’ve got something to show you.’ and that’s what you saw. You could take on the world.
i agree with you good sir/ma’am
She is hot, that’s about it. Not a fan of these particular shots. The pool toy pic is quite strange.
That is really nice carpet.
i would have sex with this woman and not care about rammifications
I thought God only had 7 days?
Being young and stupid doesn’t automatically mean you’re liberal. Being liberal does mean you think with your heart and not your mind.
GUNSLINGER REFERENCE
This chick has only gotten better looking with age.