It’s been two whole days since the Internet found out Mila Kunis put on weight for her role in Blood Ties, yet she still hasn’t suddenly developed a gluten allergy and immediately shed the- wait, what the fuck am I doing? Miley Cyrus is an idiot. Start over.
Alright, here’s the deal: Our two biggest search terms right now are “Mila Kunis Fat” and “Iron Patriot” and only one of those came walking out of a nail salon in front of the paparazzi yesterday. That said, if Iron Patriot happens to be spotted getting a Brazilian Blowout – Which I’m not ruling out. – I promise we’ll be all over that shit. All over it.
Photos: Pacific Coast News