Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet

It’s been two whole days since the Internet found out Mila Kunis put on weight for her role in Blood Ties, yet she still hasn’t suddenly developed a gluten allergy and immediately shed the- wait, what the fuck am I doing? Miley Cyrus is an idiot. Start over.

Alright, here’s the deal: Our two biggest search terms right now are “Mila Kunis Fat” and “Iron Patriot” and only one of those came walking out of a nail salon in front of the paparazzi yesterday. That said, if Iron Patriot happens to be spotted getting a Brazilian Blowout – Which I’m not ruling out. – I promise we’ll be all over that shit. All over it.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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