Mila Kunis Destroyed Natalie Portman’s
Will to Live

December 1st, 2010 // 88 Comments

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman premiered their new movie Black Swan in New York last where apparently Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila and look like hell no matter what either of them had on. I’ve seen prisoners on death row with sunnier outlooks. On that note, did I mention this movie features aggressive lesbian hate sex? Because that’s really the main thesis here. I honestly don’t even know what I was talking about before that. Standing? Death row? Movie? Beats me.

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    gimmeabreak
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    She looks angry, yea

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    superhero
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    Are you kidding? Natalie could probably stand next to 97% of the women in the world and put them to shame she’s naturally stunning even with the sticks and bones body. Mila can’t hold a candlestick to her. You must have had beer goggles on when you wrote this.

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    anonymous
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    I WANT THEM BOTH.

  4. Mike

    Fail post. Natalie > Mila.

  5. Amy

    Natalie always looks classy. Mila always looks a little dirty/trashy/up to no good.

    As a classy classy lady, I’m a fan of Natalie.

  6. conversationalist

    Natalie is arguably one of the most beautiful women in the world. True, she’s looking at the camera man like he just ran over her cat. Or maybe she’s looking at the author of this article that way, knowing this headline was coming. Clearly as far as red carpet appearances go, Natalie is phoning it in, but when she (and her stylist) puts so much effort into it and her pic winds up here, with this headline no less…who can blame her.

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    conversationalist
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    LMAO Yes, these girls do starve themselves but what makes me angriest is that many of them just have great genes as well. If your mother was thin and beautiful, your chances are pretty good. That’s a bigger reason to hate her. :P

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    Mary
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    Mila is sexy. Natalie is stunning. She is right up there with Kiera Knightly and Angelina.

  9. sandy

    I love Mila…she’s funny, contradictory, interesting…glad her and culkin are finished..She’s cute, pretty and beautify…she has that unique quality of being able to change her appearance. I agree she should clean up her act…she does look to LA trashy at time. She looks great without the extrension, clean-classic looks. Mila’s forte is comedy…I’d like to see her stick to that. She’s the best in That 70s Show and as Meg. She’d be great in a rom-com if matched with the right guy. There are so few interesting and nice looking men in hollywood other than Seth MacFarlane…he’s the only one I’d like to see her matched with. we’ll see what chemistry Justin and Mila have next summer. Natalie is a fine nervous serious actress…she’s not funny and very tense with a bad nasal voice in interviews…not very likeable. If you’ve ever seen Mila interviewed by Craig Ferguson you’d fall in love. He brings out the best in her. She’s absolutely adorable.

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    gerald willman
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    come on people are you mila is cute but natalie portman blows her away as far as being pretty!besides that mila doesnt have abutt what so ever…

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    gerald willman
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    you have it backwards natalie portman ruined milas wiill to live!

  12. gerald willman

    natalie is a very pretty movie star and mila is a kinda maybe cute so-so bareley eeven a movie under her belt actress! you have it back-wards nalie portman ruined milas will to live!!!!

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