Mila Kunis Destroyed Natalie Portman’s
Will to Live

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman premiered their new movie Black Swan in New York last where apparently Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila and look like hell no matter what either of them had on. I’ve seen prisoners on death row with sunnier outlooks. On that note, did I mention this movie features aggressive lesbian hate sex? Because that’s really the main thesis here. I honestly don’t even know what I was talking about before that. Standing? Death row? Movie? Beats me.

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