Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman premiered their new movie Black Swan in New York last where apparently Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila and look like hell no matter what either of them had on. I’ve seen prisoners on death row with sunnier outlooks. On that note, did I mention this movie features aggressive lesbian hate sex? Because that’s really the main thesis here. I honestly don’t even know what I was talking about before that. Standing? Death row? Movie? Beats me.
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HAHah awesome pic! FIRST?
I think I could help Natalie with that whole “will to live” thing.
Will to believe is strong in this delusional one yes.
how can you have a scene with hot, angry girl on girl action and not show any tits? Black Swan, you disappoint me.
In the one of them together, Natalie looks really happy for the split second before she realises that Mila has not in fact grown a freakish man-hand out of her shoulder
They also cut me out of the celebrity pics. It is sad.
LMAO “THING” from the Addams Family is on her shoulder
I’ll take Natalie over Mila. Leave a message to Fish for that, he knows how to reach me. Thank you for your attention.
In the first pic she actually reminds me of Barbara Stanwyck. No great beauty by any means, unlike Natalie, but she was a real bombshell due to her attitude and sex appeal, something that Natalie really lacks. I recommend watching “Ball of Fire” and “Double Indemnity” — as the first film’s title suggests, she’s really a fireball. So sexy, and great legs!
“Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila ”
except when you get WAY down into the slideshow…the second slide…
LOL well he had to come up with *something* snarky…humor being rooted in truth be damned!
Portman is MUCH hotter than Kunis. Not that Kunis isn’t hot too, but we’re talking apples and oranges here
May I dare say plumier and lovely?
. or plumpier
If someone she loved kisses her I bet she will smile. SO sad my heart is broken. Still i like her boobies though.
It makes me laugh so much how you talk about Mila looking better than Natalie, to me Natalie looks fine, maybe her eyes are a little more dead than usual but I bet there is more to the story,
and
Both of these girls aint got no TITS, is like, the only thing that changes between them is the face and the skin,
NATALIE GET SOME FUCKING IMPLANTS NOW!!!!!
You aint got no brain, get an implant now! Fatass.
I don’t have big tits but guys think I’m hot anyway because I am. F*ck you and your ugly face!
…i just have to ask is why the hell main-line, good , talented, actress’s like mila kunis.natilie portman and laura prepon (masturbation scene in ‘slackers’) would do get involved in porno scenes like that in the first place……it demeans them……..their agents need a good beating for involving them in crap like this—-and their own judgement is highly questionable…….they have fame, money etc……….they would all do well to get advice from the vast majority of main-line actresses (meryl streep,ashley judd, nicole kidman) who DO NOT GET INVOLVED in ‘porno’ crap …….hollywood has more than enough of porno queens……….a classy actress is always good to see in a good movie…….
i wish that i could see her as an old lady because i would still be in love with her… even if she has no teeth and is gross… i bet her boobies and buttox will still be firm though… it is the way of her people
NP is a lefty hag. She’d look more beuatiful and more alive if she gave up her liberal Hollywood posing and took up with a real red-state man who’d give her a good effing every night.
There’s no way that this “lesbian hate sex” movie can live up to it’s hype.
All these guys will go with their girlfriends/wives in the hopes of seeing explicit stuff. They will probably be bored to tears & very let down.
Natalie Portman ain’t got shit. So overrated it hurts. Leone is all she’s got. Mila on the other hand, while not an actress of range, has presence and sex appeal If Portman wasn’t a jew she whouldn’t get any work.
Although Mila kunis cornered the cute and very attractive market, but I don’t believe she can lead a movie with a shaved head. Sulking or not Natalie is a beautiful woman. Than again maybe I should really take deep look at the fact that Natalie is Jewish, maybe there is some real concern there. Alright, I have not made my decision as of yet…
They are both Jews.
lead a movie with a shaved head? she did NOT save V for Vendetta from being an absolute shit movie and her acting was brutal as always.
Mel? Is that you?
Ignorant ostrich with your head in the sand, is that you?
FIRST BITCHES!!!
FAIL!
It was a joke, intended to ridicule the “FIRST-tards”…kinda thought that’d be obvious since I posted 40 minutes late…
her arms look very short, and she is looking chubby…Mila wins.
How could these two Jews be unhappy? It’s Hanukkah!
Natalie has very short arms. When her arms hang at her side, they barely pass her cooch. She has the proportions of a munchkin.
A jewish munchkin.
I don’t know why I’m laughing at that, but I absolutely am.
She looks good and makes me happy. And my penis seems to be elated.
the sad thing is if she said she wanted to have sex or marry me. i would say yes to both.
Mila is so pretty and a good actress. Definite Oscar material.
Loved her in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”.
Love Kunis. Portman seems so “vanilla”.
I’ll take Natalie…
I’ll take a generous helping of both, please. Mila is looking hot as hell these days though… got dayums.
Id require them to make out for at least 20 minutes, then shower together for an hour.
Lipstick Lesbian Lugging Lolita Luggage is all I see.
I dream of Jeanie’s evil sister’s mother-in-law
Gratuituos lesbo sex and female masturbation….not that I’m complaining, but it’s hilarious they want to pull this off as “art”
I will be wearing only layers and layers of SKineez Skincarewear garments and only eating celery sticks (when im feeling faint) until I have a body like Mila. I hate you bitch.
I actually believe Natalie is a thousand times cuter than that Mila Kunis girl. Natalie’s face is simply perfect. Kunis might be more on the sexy side of beauty, I guess.
Eh milas pretty hot normally but she looks like crap in that dress. Saw the professional on encore last nite. Natalie should really look for a well written sequel, thats where shed kick ass. Dont waste time doing ‘lesbian’ scenes if there isnt proper pussy licking and tribbing cos then its just chick flick crap.
It’s nice to see she got the present I sent her after I watched The Professional. If you need me, I’ll be in my van with the windows painted over.
WEIRDLY, THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE SHIT IN THESE PHOTOS
Wait till they get a load of me…
The weird, fucked-up, sad and twisted thing is that Mila is sleeping with Macauly Culkin.
Don’t know who Natalie is sleeping with but I can’t imagine a bigger ick factor.
Ready for this movie to freak me the fuck out
I’d still take Natalie over Mila any day of the week. She’s gorgeous.
I hope neither one of these beauties ever touch their bodies/faces with cosmetic enhancements.
Please remain natural. Please.
Agreed
mila’s dress looks ugly; makes her torso look masculine.
and natalie looks preggers.
yeah that’s right NataliePortman got knocked up by some guy named Randel.(and not Randal).
“I think I can open my mouth wide enough to swallow her whole head but there is that detached hand in the way!”
They are both beautiful.
I think you got it wrong there dude – Natalie is an absolute knock-out. But I wouldn’t mind hanging out the back of either of them.
The deep red lipstick does her no favours here.
But I’d still slip the tip in to both just for shits and giggles.
this makes no sense considering in the picture with them together she’s smiling brightly.
and mila’s a beautiful girl and everything, but natalie has a face beyond beauty…like audrey hepburn, her beauty is really timeless and absolutely stunning. mila’s no natalie.
that being said i don’t think this styling is the best for natalie.
agreed 100% Natalie is a classic beauty while Mila is just pretty which is a good thing of course. but she has nothing on Natalie
I dunno. I think Natalie has a really common look. She looks like just any other girl on the street. Mila is really striking looking imo. Not that Natalie has it bad in the looks department, but I think she doesn’t have as pretty features as Mila’s. People like Natalie because she’s so… regular.
I dunno. I saw pictures of Mila taken in the daylight in the street and she had a funny looking nose. like too much going on o the tip of her nose. too much cartilage showing or something. not sure what . but it looked weird. not pretty at all. Natalie on the other hand looks perfect from any angle at all times. imo
Hottest…Fart…Ever.
Oh hey, it’s Mila. You know…she looks better with clothes on.
Love the Lolita bag/box. Hopefully it’s a smirking gesture to the pervs who pounded some out to her in her pre-pube roles.
bad bra choice for natalie. she’s prettier than mila… but mila’s hotter.
mila looks like the i’m-open-to-anything type while natalie looks like the type who puts off.
omg I totally love natalie’s book purse! she’s looking fierce. sorry fish, but mila can’t hold a candle to her (:
but Natalie’s way prettier
She brought a book to her movie premier? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of going to a movie?
Nat, stage 1 Madonna transformation complete.