Mila Kunis Destroyed Natalie Portman’s
Will to Live

December 1st, 2010 // 88 Comments

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman premiered their new movie Black Swan in New York last where apparently Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila and look like hell no matter what either of them had on. I’ve seen prisoners on death row with sunnier outlooks. On that note, did I mention this movie features aggressive lesbian hate sex? Because that’s really the main thesis here. I honestly don’t even know what I was talking about before that. Standing? Death row? Movie? Beats me.

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  1. gogo

    HAHah awesome pic! FIRST?

  2. direchef

    I think I could help Natalie with that whole “will to live” thing.

  3. bubz0rz

    how can you have a scene with hot, angry girl on girl action and not show any tits? Black Swan, you disappoint me.

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    In the one of them together, Natalie looks really happy for the split second before she realises that Mila has not in fact grown a freakish man-hand out of her shoulder

  5. josh

    I’ll take Natalie over Mila. Leave a message to Fish for that, he knows how to reach me. Thank you for your attention.

  6. Anon

    In the first pic she actually reminds me of Barbara Stanwyck. No great beauty by any means, unlike Natalie, but she was a real bombshell due to her attitude and sex appeal, something that Natalie really lacks. I recommend watching “Ball of Fire” and “Double Indemnity” — as the first film’s title suggests, she’s really a fireball. So sexy, and great legs!

  7. McFeely Smackup

    “Natalie didn’t even try to look good or happy to be there, knowing she’d have to eventually stand next to Mila ”

    except when you get WAY down into the slideshow…the second slide…

    • spoonicorn

      LOL well he had to come up with *something* snarky…humor being rooted in truth be damned!

    • BigBone

      Portman is MUCH hotter than Kunis. Not that Kunis isn’t hot too, but we’re talking apples and oranges here

  8. As Rough as it gets

    May I dare say plumier and lovely?

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    If someone she loved kisses her I bet she will smile. SO sad my heart is broken. Still i like her boobies though.

  10. janie

    It makes me laugh so much how you talk about Mila looking better than Natalie, to me Natalie looks fine, maybe her eyes are a little more dead than usual but I bet there is more to the story,
    Both of these girls aint got no TITS, is like, the only thing that changes between them is the face and the skin,

    • Peanutty

      You aint got no brain, get an implant now! Fatass.

    • Ally

      I don’t have big tits but guys think I’m hot anyway because I am. F*ck you and your ugly face!


      …i just have to ask is why the hell main-line, good , talented, actress’s like mila kunis.natilie portman and laura prepon (masturbation scene in ‘slackers’) would do get involved in porno scenes like that in the first place……it demeans them……..their agents need a good beating for involving them in crap like this—-and their own judgement is highly questionable…….they have fame, money etc……….they would all do well to get advice from the vast majority of main-line actresses (meryl streep,ashley judd, nicole kidman) who DO NOT GET INVOLVED in ‘porno’ crap …….hollywood has more than enough of porno queens……….a classy actress is always good to see in a good movie…….

  11. charles

    i wish that i could see her as an old lady because i would still be in love with her… even if she has no teeth and is gross… i bet her boobies and buttox will still be firm though… it is the way of her people

  12. Hank Rearden

    NP is a lefty hag. She’d look more beuatiful and more alive if she gave up her liberal Hollywood posing and took up with a real red-state man who’d give her a good effing every night.

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    Cock Dr
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    There’s no way that this “lesbian hate sex” movie can live up to it’s hype.
    All these guys will go with their girlfriends/wives in the hopes of seeing explicit stuff. They will probably be bored to tears & very let down.

  14. eatme

    Natalie Portman ain’t got shit. So overrated it hurts. Leone is all she’s got. Mila on the other hand, while not an actress of range, has presence and sex appeal If Portman wasn’t a jew she whouldn’t get any work.

    • As Rough as it gets

      Although Mila kunis cornered the cute and very attractive market, but I don’t believe she can lead a movie with a shaved head. Sulking or not Natalie is a beautiful woman. Than again maybe I should really take deep look at the fact that Natalie is Jewish, maybe there is some real concern there. Alright, I have not made my decision as of yet…

    • McFeely Smackup

      Mel? Is that you?

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  16. burton

    her arms look very short, and she is looking chubby…Mila wins.

  17. Facebook me

    How could these two Jews be unhappy? It’s Hanukkah!

  18. jojo

    She looks good and makes me happy. And my penis seems to be elated.

  19. the sad thing is if she said she wanted to have sex or marry me. i would say yes to both.

  20. Mila is so pretty and a good actress. Definite Oscar material.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    I’ll take Natalie…

  22. I’ll take a generous helping of both, please. Mila is looking hot as hell these days though… got dayums.

  23. Hugh Gentry

    Id require them to make out for at least 20 minutes, then shower together for an hour.

  24. Lipstick Lesbian Lugging Lolita Luggage is all I see.

  25. Natalie Portman Mila Kunis Black Swan
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    I dream of Jeanie’s evil sister’s mother-in-law

  26. RoboZombie

    Gratuituos lesbo sex and female masturbation….not that I’m complaining, but it’s hilarious they want to pull this off as “art”

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    I will be wearing only layers and layers of SKineez Skincarewear garments and only eating celery sticks (when im feeling faint) until I have a body like Mila. I hate you bitch.

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    I actually believe Natalie is a thousand times cuter than that Mila Kunis girl. Natalie’s face is simply perfect. Kunis might be more on the sexy side of beauty, I guess.

  29. Eh milas pretty hot normally but she looks like crap in that dress. Saw the professional on encore last nite. Natalie should really look for a well written sequel, thats where shed kick ass. Dont waste time doing ‘lesbian’ scenes if there isnt proper pussy licking and tribbing cos then its just chick flick crap.

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    It’s nice to see she got the present I sent her after I watched The Professional. If you need me, I’ll be in my van with the windows painted over.

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    Mike Walker
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    Wait till they get a load of me…

  33. sobrietyisacrutch

    The weird, fucked-up, sad and twisted thing is that Mila is sleeping with Macauly Culkin.
    Don’t know who Natalie is sleeping with but I can’t imagine a bigger ick factor.

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    Ready for this movie to freak me the fuck out

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    Some dude
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    I’d still take Natalie over Mila any day of the week. She’s gorgeous.

  36. OnTheRealThough

    I hope neither one of these beauties ever touch their bodies/faces with cosmetic enhancements.

    Please remain natural. Please.

  37. anonym

    mila’s dress looks ugly; makes her torso look masculine.

    and natalie looks preggers.

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    “I think I can open my mouth wide enough to swallow her whole head but there is that detached hand in the way!”

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    They are both beautiful.

  40. Natalie Portman Mila Kunis Black Swan
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    I think you got it wrong there dude – Natalie is an absolute knock-out. But I wouldn’t mind hanging out the back of either of them.

  41. That Guy

    The deep red lipstick does her no favours here.
    But I’d still slip the tip in to both just for shits and giggles.

  42. lil-r

    this makes no sense considering in the picture with them together she’s smiling brightly.
    and mila’s a beautiful girl and everything, but natalie has a face beyond beauty…like audrey hepburn, her beauty is really timeless and absolutely stunning. mila’s no natalie.
    that being said i don’t think this styling is the best for natalie.

    • NPwins

      agreed 100% Natalie is a classic beauty while Mila is just pretty which is a good thing of course. but she has nothing on Natalie

      • Julie

        I dunno. I think Natalie has a really common look. She looks like just any other girl on the street. Mila is really striking looking imo. Not that Natalie has it bad in the looks department, but I think she doesn’t have as pretty features as Mila’s. People like Natalie because she’s so… regular.

      • NPwins

        I dunno. I saw pictures of Mila taken in the daylight in the street and she had a funny looking nose. like too much going on o the tip of her nose. too much cartilage showing or something. not sure what . but it looked weird. not pretty at all. Natalie on the other hand looks perfect from any angle at all times. imo

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  44. Natalie Portman Mila Kunis Black Swan
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    Oh hey, it’s Mila. You know…she looks better with clothes on.

  45. kdiggity

    Love the Lolita bag/box. Hopefully it’s a smirking gesture to the pervs who pounded some out to her in her pre-pube roles.

  46. kulit

    bad bra choice for natalie. she’s prettier than mila… but mila’s hotter.

    mila looks like the i’m-open-to-anything type while natalie looks like the type who puts off.

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    omg I totally love natalie’s book purse! she’s looking fierce. sorry fish, but mila can’t hold a candle to her (:

  48. Lara

    but Natalie’s way prettier

  49. Ashley

    She brought a book to her movie premier? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose of going to a movie?

  50. Gunner

    Nat, stage 1 Madonna transformation complete.

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