This Is A Post About Mila Kunis’ Butt Because Photo Boy Got Drunk Last Night

November 21st, 2013 // 26 Comments

Because Photo Boy doesn’t appreciate the high stakes journalism that goes on here, he thought it’d be a great idea to get shithoused on maple whisky and high gravity beers in the middle of a work week. So while he’s intermittently puking and putting together The Crap We Missed, here’s Mila Kunis‘ ass in tight jeans to tide you over until whenever that goes up. And for the record, we did have a one-on-one counseling about killing his brain cells responsibly – And minus the hangover! – by watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.. I think I got through to him.

Photos: FameFlynet


  1. Good on ya, Carmen!

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    Actually that’s smart: trolls probably make good bodyguards.

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    “Cuddle up with a cup”? – brought to you by, 2 girls, 1 cup.

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    Hank E. Ring
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    Mila, PLEASE do not have children, or your body will turn into your mothers.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Here’s a man with a clue.

      - Where the mother goes, the daughter follows -

      Learn the saying by heart, then get to know what your g/f’s mother looks like.

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    Damn Jennifer Lawrence! Now I can’t see any hot girl’s ass without thinking about them shitting themselves. You see what you’ve turned me into?

  6. Shithoused on a Wednesday night, huh Photo Boy?

    Did Bravo have a “Shahs of Sunset” marathon on last night or something?

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    Her father must be really, really, really good looking. Hot even.

  8. Okay, I’ve been gone for a week and a half… what did I miss? I see George Zimmerman is leading in the “Highest commented post” category again.

  9. nikki

    Um… maple whiskey sounds amazing.

  10. And now I need to go find me some maple whiskey. I am assuming that maple whiskey is a real drink and it just wasn’t Justin Bieber jizzing into Photo Boy’s whiskey and making him drink it, right?

    • ali

      Yep, maple rye whiskey is a real thing. Maple finished Crown Royal just came out last year (which is really nice) and there are a bunch of whiskies you can get based in Quebec too.

      I took a bottle back to Scotland while visiting friends and the guy at their local whiskey pub really enjoyed it, a bit smoother than the regular scottish stuff and it works as a great mixer too.

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    Plastic surgery done right.

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    Wow, she’s actually got a little bit of thighs and calves to go with that booty. Not bad.

    -But why is she hanging out with Boris Yeltsin?

  13. Who’s more overrated, her or Kate Upton? Hard to tell on this site, where morons act like they are goddesses.

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    So mila is adopted. Or switched at birth.

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    can you imagine, she dated the home alone freak, and now she dates a hot guy
    the only thing the guys have in common=fame and money
    so milas type is someone with fame and money, how sad

    • lommuck

      I always find it funny how we perceive the other sex’s taste.
      I am a hetero man but I can tell you that that “home alone freak” is very, VERY attractive to women. Kind of in the Ryan Gosling category.
      We have a very wrong perception of what women think is attractive. We just always think of Brad Pitt, strong jaw, manly looking, when in reality they like completely different guys, Gosling, Hiddleston… I don’t know about you but I would have never ever expected that any woman would even look twice at guys like that, I thought they would want men like Hemsworth. Well they don’t, that home alone freak is very hot to them believe me.

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    Mila Kunis is 5’4″. (Pictured here with a representative from the Lollipop Guild.)

  17. Nice legs? Yes
    Nice ass? Hell no.
    Evidence: back pockets resting on the back of her thighs, and even tho her pants fit and her legs look tight, her flat ass is hanging.
    No sir.
    She has the same build as the woman with her, and it will become clearly evident should she gain 6.5 lbs.
    I think us men get so happy when a woman is not obese, that we overlook funny shaped women.
    Ashton will wake up one day next to a replica of the older woman in these photos.
    He was better off with Demi- 50 years old, kids, and still hot.
    Mila can go (and has gone) downhill in record speed.

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    Let me get this straight. This is a woman. A tiny woman. And this man is standing about half a foot elevated. Yet he is smaller. Cool.

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