Mila Kunis Broke Up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel
When news broke last week that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel called it quits, the list of women responsible were legion because he basically started cheating on her two minutes into the relationship. But now I can safely say it was definitely Mila Kunis’ fault because her handlers felt the need to immediately tell People it isn’t:
“Mila had nothing to do with their break-up,” the source says. “In fact, no one came between them. They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on.”
“They’re not in a relationship,” the source says. “They star in a movie called Friends with Benefits but they’re just friends. That’s it. They are not together.”
I know the immediate reaction here is, “Ohmygah, what a home wrecker,” but c’mon. Justin Timberlake was banging everyone, so it’s not like he was about to settle down and adopt a platoon of multi-ethnic children with Jessica Biel. On top of that, people need to remember Mila Kunis was blind in one eye for years which allowed Macaulay Culkin to have sex with her. She earned this and it’s not like she just sashayed into Justin’s life and essentially proved Jennifer Aniston keeps a cold marital bed, complete with icicles. And an igloo.
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