Mila Kunis’ Breasts Will Unite Us

January 9th, 2012 // 36 Comments

Because I just went off about Tim Tebow on Facebook again, here’s Mila Kunis‘ breasts saving kids’ lives which is something I think we all can agree on. Also, I think we all can agree that their healing powers are transitive which is why I have to touch them. To save the children.

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  1. they don’t look like they could unite no matter how hard she squeezed them.

  2. Vivian

    mmm, no, I don’t see it either, maybe they are real and they are spectacular when they are naked..

  3. Cock Dr

    They seem to have done a great job uniting Timberlake & Jessica Biel. Nice work Mila!

  4. Donald Trump

    She is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on!

  5. DeucePickle

    I would rub those things until they were totally areola-free.

  6. catapostrophe

    Is she wearing a Bumpit?

  7. g-moonie

    I’ve never understood Fish’s infatuation with Mila. Yea, she’s cute, has a beautiful face, but she has the body of a 12 year old. And that voice, my god that Fran Drescher voice. Her character on Family Guy is annoying as hell (albeit most characters on that show are) but she isn’t even acting as is the case with Seth. That is just her natural talking voice…

  8. V

    I see no breasts. she looks like she’s still in puberty. She has a great personality, which i think makes guys like her. Other than that, nothing to go crazy about…

    • Personality? So being a cunt to everyone in general? Ahh, gotcha.

      Take note ladies! Being a crazy bitch cunt will have men falling all over you, ESPECIALLY if you’re built like a 12 year old boy.

      • Pay attention, guys! Acting like a complete douchebag asshole will have women falling all over you, especially if you have a fat wallet!

      • qwerty

        If you know a 12-year-old boy who looks like this please take him to the doc to have his hormones checked asap

  9. BigOkie

    Of all of Mila’s fine assets, her breasts are not what I exactly think of first…
    1. Sweet ass
    2. Gorgeous face
    3. Toned abs and legs

    Oh, and she has some breasts which are… smallish? Not that there’s anything wrong with them but not her most prolific feature.

  10. Venom

    I love this woman, that is all.

  11. Sorry, I thought I saw the word “untie” in the headline, looked at the picture and lost two hours of my life.

  12. boing

    shut up, meg

  13. Felonious Monkey

    Mila Kunis is an example of what a healthy slender waifish body looks like. LeAnn Rimes just looks sickly.

  14. That Bastard Tony

    I would take the 2003 edition of Angelina Jolie over her any day. Maybe even the 1995 edition thanks to me watching Hackers in HD.

  15. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    I would really love to couple skate with her, me skating backwards, listening to Philadelphia Freedom by Elton John, September by Kool and the Gang, or Alligator woman by Cameo

  16. tlmck

    Is it just me, or has she put on a few pounds in the right places?

  17. Sin

    Mila just proves women don’t need big tits to be beautiful.

    Its just on some women they need huge tits so we don’t look at their face. Long list here.

  18. tumble weed

    believe it or not: SHE BOUGHT THE ENTIRE OUTFIT AT “Ralphs”, folks!!

  19. Mila Kunis Cleavage St Judes Benefit Gala
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    I bet that was really cute on the hanger.

  20. Starstruck

    She’s looking really fat, for someone who was ranting and ravening about how easy it is to lose weight. I guess she’s found out that keeping the weight off is the real battle. All women know this, but her.

  21. biglar

    any one screwing Mila would be in violation of section 24 sub C.Violating the fine foods act…..

  22. Forget her breasts, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER HAIR?

  23. Mila Kunis Cleavage St Judes Benefit Gala
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  24. nobraon

    fuck you assholes I met her and she was absolutely gorgeous and very,very nice!

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