Mila Kunis Is Definitely Pregnant, There’s No Denying It Anymore

March 28th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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“Is that my real daddy? Can it be?” – Mila Kunis‘ fetus

Even though I posted about it, I never truly believed Mila Kunis is pregnant because, let’s be honest, we all read it on the Internet and the Internet is bullshit. Almost nothing on here is real. For God’s sake, Kim Kardashian isn’t even an actual person. She’s just garbage bags full of cottage cheese that we all take turns making an intern cart around in front of the paparazzi. I still can’t believe you fell for that. Anyway, here’s Mila at CinemaCon last night looking pregnant as all hell which means Ashton Kutcher definitely slipped one past the goalie or Channing Tatum has achieved full Skarsgard. And before you laugh that off, have you seen Jonah Hill lately? That’s triplets, motherfucker.

 

Channing Tatum with a British accent? Seems legit.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News

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  1. Pregnant Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum CinemaCon Warner Bros Pictures Invites You To The Big Picture Event
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    But looking into the camera, Mila slowly came to the realization that maybe she was just “tits and ass” as the oversexed producer had told her on the set of “That 70s Show” as he pulled up his pants.
    *CLICK CLICK CLICK!* went the cameras…
    “Mila, over here! Right here Mila!”
    *CLICK CLICK CLICK*
    “Maybe, maybe I WAS cast for my looks throughout my career. Maybe getting knocked up will greatly reduce my chances of getting any other parts”
    And it was right there, on a breezy night on the red carpet next to Channing (who reeked of booze) that Mila came to one realization “My career is over”.

  2. Umm. why is Channing looking at me like that… I mean.. I guess you’re a sexy guy and all…I suppose 21 Jumpstreet and This is the End have redeemed you for me… take off my pants? What??? I suppose…

  3. I wonder what sort of new age celeb baby name they will go with. My money is on Massengil. Unisex names are all the rage.

  4. Fuck you, Kutcher.
    Just… fuck you.

  5. Pregnant Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum CinemaCon Warner Bros Pictures Invites You To The Big Picture Event
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmm,” Channing thought to himself. “Mila’s womb feels…douchier than usual.”

  6. Pregnant Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum CinemaCon Warner Bros Pictures Invites You To The Big Picture Event
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    In this one photo she shows more chemistry with Channing Tatum than we’ve seen in all of her pictures with Ashton combined.

  7. So very, very ruined.

  8. Those pictures with Channing Tatum look a bit overly intimate, in my estimation. And he could kick Kutcher’s ass. Is there some sort of Pussy Piracy going on here?

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