Mila Kunis Is Gonna Be A Great Stepmom

October 18th, 2012 // 17 Comments

Here’s Mila Kunis out buying pumpkins yesterday for Rumer and Scout Willis because when you’re dating a man with kids, it’s always important to make an effort to connect with them. Mostly so they’ll like you better and then eventually inject their real mother with cancer like Julia Roberts made Susan Sarandon‘s kids do by having smaller breasts. (That’s literally my entire understanding of that movie.) And if you think that’s a horrible thing to say, try arranging custody visits. You’ll beg for cancer. Cancer with SARS on it.



  1. I’d love to have Mila Kunis as a stepmom. That way I can fuck her without committing incest.

  2. Cyrus Willard

    How much paint do it take to cover Tumor’s face for haloweens?

  3. Mila Kunis Messy Hair Buying Pumpkins
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    In October a girl can never have enough Cucurbitas.

  4. rantatonne

    so now they have a step parents that are their age, a mom who acts younger than all of them, and a dad who is over twice as old as the oldest one but will likely always be twice as cool as any of them? Yeah those kids are going to be ell adjusted members of society.

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    Sooo for the relaunch of the batman series, they can have the 3 girls as the Jokers daughters

  6. I envisions Ashton going older.

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  8. Mila Kunis Messy Hair Buying Pumpkins
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl needs a brush

  9. She looks like she’s got a hangover that’s registering on the Richter Scale. No wonder she can stand being around that dipshit!

  10. El Jefe

    Man alive, she just looks worse and worse everyday. That douchebag is just sucking the life and hottness out of her.

  11. i dont get it, how many parents are these kids gonna have lol. they got her , ashton, demi, bruce willis and who ever bruce willis is with for parents

  12. Doc Schweinstrudel

    That chick is Ukranian and case in point she is not that attractive without all the photoshop and makeup. Neither is that other Olga Kyrilenko chick. Look haggered and trashy and are in fact big sluts.

  13. Mila Kunis Messy Hair Buying Pumpkins
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    It is refreshing to see a natural beauty like Mila, no fake anything, genuinely cute. Ashton should be so lucky and hopefully will treat her like the lady she is. I expect she knows what he is all about after working with him so many years.

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