“You’re fucking kidding me, right?”
Most celebrities don’t waste time denying the hundreds of tabloid rumors that pop up every day – and/or just get straight pissed off if you even try to ask them about them – but sometimes something so heinous is said that they immediately feel compelled to have their rep issue a denial. Which is exactly what happened when online rumors started yesterday that Mila Kunis is banging Ashton Kutcher because Jesus Christ. Who says that? Us Weekly reports:
“No! They’re so not dating,” Kunis’ rep tells Us Weekly, explaining that the twosome recently reunited to film a That ’70s Show reunion episode. “They’ve been friends for years.” Pointing out that “three other people” joined Kunis and Kutcher for dinner on Sunday, her rep adds, “Definitely nothing going on there.”
A source close to Kunis agrees that the actress wouldn’t think about going there with her longtime pal: “She would never ever,” the insider shares.
I can’t even describe how insanely quick this denial was issued. I would honestly feel safe saying it wasn’t even an hour from when the first report hit. Someone could say Mila Kunis was running around kicking pregnant celebrities in the stomach because she thinks miscarriages are hilarious, and she probably wouldn’t have responded this quickly. There’s some shit you just don’t joke about, people. There’s a line.