Mila Kunis Immediately Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher

April 17th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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“You’re fucking kidding me, right?”

Most celebrities don’t waste time denying the hundreds of tabloid rumors that pop up every day – and/or just get straight pissed off if you even try to ask them about them – but sometimes something so heinous is said that they immediately feel compelled to have their rep issue a denial. Which is exactly what happened when online rumors started yesterday that Mila Kunis is banging Ashton Kutcher because Jesus Christ. Who says that? Us Weekly reports:

“No! They’re so not dating,” Kunis’ rep tells Us Weekly, explaining that the twosome recently reunited to film a That ’70s Show reunion episode. “They’ve been friends for years.” Pointing out that “three other people” joined Kunis and Kutcher for dinner on Sunday, her rep adds, “Definitely nothing going on there.”
A source close to Kunis agrees that the actress wouldn’t think about going there with her longtime pal: “She would never ever,” the insider shares.

I can’t even describe how insanely quick this denial was issued. I would honestly feel safe saying it wasn’t even an hour from when the first report hit. Someone could say Mila Kunis was running around kicking pregnant celebrities in the stomach because she thinks miscarriages are hilarious, and she probably wouldn’t have responded this quickly. There’s some shit you just don’t joke about, people. There’s a line.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Dating
    Coach Hello
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    Reminds me of that one episode when Peter got his ass kicked by the chicken, yeah.

  2. jen

    Am I the only one who just read the last two sentences in her/Meg’s voice?

  3. Grammar Police

    Hey Fish, “every day” should only be one word if it’s used as an adjective. As in “an everyday thing.” When something happens every day, it should be two words. That is all :)

  4. EricLr

    They’ve actually been married for years. His whole relationship with Demi Moore was just an incredibly long-term, elaborate wind-up for the most epic prank in Punk’d history.

  5. alex

    Jackie and Kelso together again…there’s a fantastic joke in there somewhere…come on people, I havent had coffee yet, help me out here….

  6. Someone find the alley that Danny Masterson is living in and tell him not to hang his hopes on a reunion movie. Mila is still holding out.

  7. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Dating
    Frank Burns
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    0_0 fap fap fap fap . . .

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    Oscar
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    What’s with the damn shoes? Everyone uses those ugly-ass dou-shoes.

  9. Archie Leach

    Douchefuck ashtondouche touching our Goddess Mila?

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

  10. Louis Cyphre

    “A source close to Kunis agrees that the actress wouldn’t think about going there with her longtime pal”

    Welcome to the Friend Zone Ashton.

  11. El Jefe

    Why would anyone think they are dating? They were on a TV show together for years so it is very plausible they are just friends. On top of that she could have easily dated him back then, especially since they were playing boyfriend and girlfriend and she did not.

    She chose Maculy Culkin, which is infinitely fucked up.

  12. She’s not that hot anymore. Hitting that wall early.

  13. mel

    don’t care about the post. she’s just one of the few celebs (and pseudo celebs like tila tequila and courtney stodden) who has an ass that i’d love to eat the stink out of.

  14. anonym

    i feel sorry for mila.

    seems like she’ll never get married.

  15. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Dating
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    mmmm, peachy

  16. CranAppleSnapple

    She’s combing her hair with a halloween decoration.

    Yeah, there’s no way she could be dating Ashton. She knows him. From now on he can only count on hooking up with aliens and backpacking scandihoovians.

  17. laurielou2

    I think she’s absolutely beautiful. Surely she can do better than an infamous cheater.

  18. Terry

    She is so hot and beautiful. I love LargePeopleMeet

  19. puttypants

    She needs to clean up that long straggly hair. She looks like hair in the adams family. She’d be so cute in a bob with bangs. Looks clean and shiny

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