Mike Tyson wants to kill women, same ol’ same ol’


This is a bit old by now but at a news conference Mike Tyson said he promised an entertaining show when he launches the Mike Tyson World Tour and announced he’d like future bouts to be against women, including professional boxer Ann Wolfe.

“She’s such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field,” Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, “I’m very serious.”

Russ Young, a promoter for Wolfe, said such a bout will never happen. “That’s the first we’ve heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds. Ann would never entertain the idea.”

Tyson said the tour was meant to be fun and raise money for charity. “It’s all fun. I’m not Mike Tyson,” he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. “I’m not 20 years old. I’m not going to smash anybody. I’m not going to talk about smashing anybody’s brains. You’re not going to see that guy no more.”

Normally I’d be against something this horrific but watching Mike Tyson fight a woman might actually be fun. If not for his colorful commentary then because I’ve always wanted to see Mike Tyson devour a woman in the boxing ring. And I mean literally. Like with a fork and knife.

NOTE: I’m a very sick individual.