This is a bit old by now but at a news conference Mike Tyson said he promised an entertaining show when he launches the Mike Tyson World Tour and announced he’d like future bouts to be against women, including professional boxer Ann Wolfe.
“She’s such a prominent, dominant woman in the boxing field,” Tyson said. When asked if he was joking about fighting women, Tyson said, “I’m very serious.”
Russ Young, a promoter for Wolfe, said such a bout will never happen. “That’s the first we’ve heard of it. No state would sanction that. She would be outweighed by 60 to 70 pounds. Ann would never entertain the idea.”
Tyson said the tour was meant to be fun and raise money for charity. “It’s all fun. I’m not Mike Tyson,” he said, referring to the fierce boxer whose career was upended by a prison term. “I’m not 20 years old. I’m not going to smash anybody. I’m not going to talk about smashing anybody’s brains. You’re not going to see that guy no more.”
Normally I’d be against something this horrific but watching Mike Tyson fight a woman might actually be fun. If not for his colorful commentary then because I’ve always wanted to see Mike Tyson devour a woman in the boxing ring. And I mean literally. Like with a fork and knife.
NOTE: I’m a very sick individual.
screammylungzout | October 18, 2006 at 10:46 am
is this so surprising? does he NOT want to kill anybody?
llllllllll | October 18, 2006 at 10:47 am
Mike Tyson Rules!…women…with an iron fist
BarbadoSlim | October 18, 2006 at 10:47 am
I’d pay a thousand dollars american on PPV if he’d punch Paris Hilton in the face and then had sex with her headless corpse. I’d throw an extra twenty-five if he did the same to Asslee Simpson.
Ball’s in your court Mike make it happen
Ed Bambrick | October 18, 2006 at 10:48 am
Shatner…Tyson should fight William Shatner!
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 10:48 am
And like I said yesterday, I think they should have a double bill with the opening match being a Pit Bull vs. a toddler.
Spindoc | October 18, 2006 at 10:48 am
I thought he already boxed Robing givens.
theblemish.com | October 18, 2006 at 10:48 am
Maybe Ann Wolfe can grow a penis, but Iron Mike would still lose.
http://theblemish.com
Brain Embolism | October 18, 2006 at 10:49 am
Does he still want to eat my children?
RichPort, let’s set our differences aside for a day or two and rally around “our” NY METS.
It’s do or die tonight… if they “do” tonight… then it’s do or die tomorrow night. If they don’t “do” tomorrow night… …let’s not even talk about that.
They will be victorious. They didn’t come this fucking far not to be.
************ Let’s Go METS ************
llllllllll | October 18, 2006 at 10:49 am
I’m sorry but I too must admit that I would pay to see that fight..yes, I said that and I stand proudly by my words.
Dr.Rokter | October 18, 2006 at 10:50 am
You know, I pushed a parapalegic I was a caretaker for down his cellar stairs once so I could take liquor money out of his wallet. When I explained to the police that I was on my “World Tour” and that it was “all for charity”, they didn’t seem to buy it for some reason.
Brain Embolism | October 18, 2006 at 10:50 am
Finally a post I can sink my teeth into!
llllllllll | October 18, 2006 at 10:52 am
I would also pay to see Mike Tyson vs. Nicole Ritchie….ok granted the weight diffrence is a little off but I stronly believe in my heart Nicole is a pitbull in a tooth piks body. I think she’ll do good under pressure…yes I do
LoneWolf | October 18, 2006 at 10:52 am
Meh. Andy Kaufman was wrestling women 20 years ago, no doubt with a lot more entertainment than Tyson coulde ever provide.
And not for nothing, but wasn’t Tyson supposed to be starting a porn career a few years ago? Around the same time as he got his face tattoed? Fucker must really be up against some hard times to be looking this hard for publicity. Good, couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
justme | October 18, 2006 at 10:52 am
Negroes like to say poverty is the reason for their violent behavior but we all know it’s genetics..
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 10:54 am
How about Mike Tyson v. Kim Jong Il
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 10:55 am
Mike Tyson v. the Poor Clares?
BarbadoSlim | October 18, 2006 at 10:59 am
Other possible bouts:
Mike Tyson against bus full of nuns(nuns armed with ak47s)
Advantage Tyson
Mike Tyson against all the WNBA league including coaches (all players wearing Black mamba 14 inch strap-ons, those that don’t already have 14 inch penises)
Advantage Tyson
Mike Tyson against Pink wearing heels and a dress
Advantage ….hmmmm Pink…
Italian Stallion | October 18, 2006 at 11:02 am
How about Mike Tyson versus Condolezza Rice? After he kills her he can take her corpse to Mexico and Tyson and the Mexicans can eat her………….
James | October 18, 2006 at 11:04 am
#14 exactly, they also like to use the it’s whitey’s fault excuse for violence. Claiming to be a victim of the white man or slavery all of the above bullshit excuses. I still don’t 100% get why people race mix with blacks, look at this idiot for example even when he was filthy rich he was still a low rent worthless negro. P Diddy is a rich low rent worthless negro too. Life can be weird.
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 11:08 am
Mike Tyson v. Madonna’s new African Baby
sharkbite | October 18, 2006 at 11:08 am
Seriously… is he on crack?
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
BarbadoSlim | October 18, 2006 at 11:15 am
#19 I know what you mean, as an African American/Italian-brought up by Puertoricans I keep robbing myself and blaming the man all while I pay myself for protection while I stab myself. It’s a bitch to run my social club AND crack business.
weird indeed
Berzerker | October 18, 2006 at 11:15 am
Mike Tyson scares me. Even if he was just walking toward me on the street, i’d probably piss my pants.
yardgraffiti | October 18, 2006 at 11:19 am
And the crazy gets even crazier.
Triumph Insult Dog | October 18, 2006 at 11:32 am
You all don’t understand. Mike is “crazy”. He’s not serial killer crazy, but he is “run up to you and bite your face off” crazy!
He just needs to take his meds, calm down and stay out of the limelight. Forget charity, just be an auto mechanic or something!…
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
cindy | October 18, 2006 at 11:34 am
Joking about black male versus female violence isn’t funny. Over 60 percent of black males engage in domestic violence with their girlfriends or wives. There’s nothing funny about that. Mike Tyson and his promoters should be ashamed of themselves.
commissioner | October 18, 2006 at 11:35 am
I would pay to see him knock Danny Bonaduce unconcious, dismember him then toss the pieces into a feedlot full of hogs. Then the Hogan family.
checkyourshorts | October 18, 2006 at 11:36 am
#14, did a black man perform your lobotomy?
BarbadoSlim | October 18, 2006 at 11:41 am
Posted by #26 “blah blah blah and blah blah”
You’re like a nuclear bomb, everybody is having a party and BLAMMO! you kill the room.
STFU
BoognishRising | October 18, 2006 at 11:44 am
Mike Tyson vs. Estelle Getty. Should be a pretty even match.
Dr.Rokter | October 18, 2006 at 11:45 am
#19 Clearly you’ve been reading the New York times or the Washington Post.
I read in “Militiaman Alien-abductee Quarterly”, that “blacks” were actually created in eugenics labs by liberal Swiss scientists (using funds from hidden Nazi gold) to try and subvert American culture and allow left-wing socialists in congress to distract us with their false ‘history’ while they (congress) forced their homosexual agenda on the American people. I also read no American textbook can be printed without the express consent of the Illuminati, and the secret five-point cabal that runs the planet, and that slavery was a fairytale just like the Holocaust. And everybody knows “genetics” is just libbo code for the amalgamation of Eastern mysticism they hope to use to take control of our minds and take God out of the public forum.
Brain Embolism | October 18, 2006 at 11:48 am
@14 justme – A white supremist piece of shit posted “once” a while back on a “black” thread and left his calling card.
I feel you should go there and comment on his site… and stay there!
http://tnbalerts.blogspot.com/
Angry Ferret chased him off and he hasn’t been back since. There’s a line between joking about blacks and meaning what you say, and you mean what you say.
P.S. Fish people, I may post this comment on a couple of threads until that garbage gets the hint and leaves.
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 11:48 am
Mike Tyson versus………………
wait……
NAOMI CAMPBELL
Brain Embolism | October 18, 2006 at 11:48 am
If anyone wants to read the posts of the racist that Ferret chased off, click here:
http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/beyonce_knowles_has_multiple_p.html#comment
There’s only a few… starting at post #76
cindy | October 18, 2006 at 11:51 am
I didn’t mean to upset anybody with facts. I apologize.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 18, 2006 at 11:52 am
Tyson should take on a nice Walmart check-out girl, try to bite off her ear, and get spiked in the tongue with about 14 earring posts. That’d teach ‘im.
He’s got to be fucking desperate.
Wampoon.com | October 18, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Can’t wait to find that on YouTube.
http://wampoon.com
RichPort | October 18, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Slim – You’re fucking killing me…
I get where Tyson’s coming from. When my self esteem is low and I run out of funds, I stand outside the local Catholic school and punch those plaid-skirted little hoochies right in the gut. Then, being ethnic, I run at the sight of the po-po, holding my gat with the serial scratched off horizontal to the flo’(you know how we do), misfire a few rounds that ricochet and hit a van full of elderly cerebral palsy patients in those joy-sticked wheelchairs, catch a Rodney King-esque beat down, then blame it on the white man, specifically Rudolph Guiliani and Dubya. Yea, I get exactly where he
sexyEwok | October 18, 2006 at 12:04 pm
35-Cindy
Don’t apologize for telling these ignorant morons the facts. I won’t even begin to say all the things I think about the racism on this thread, whether it’s in good fun or not, but I will say that joking around men beating up women is disgusting. Anyone who encourages Mike Tyson’s behavior or laughs about thsi kind of thing should be taken out back and shot. One less abuser in the world…
JB Fletcher | October 18, 2006 at 12:10 pm
um why is he allowed press conferences?
shouldnt he be in a mental assylum eating his own poo?
dont give him attention people,hes A WHORE.and a crazy person.two for one deal.
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 12:13 pm
39–for someone who so self-righteously (and nauseatingly, too) shits on the rest of us who are OBVIOUSLY making fun of a psycho path, you certainly have a little violent streak inside, dontchya? “should be taken out back and shot.” Ugh….hypocrit. I hold you personally responsible for the six fucking black jujyfruits in my box of jujys today.
JB Fletcher | October 18, 2006 at 12:22 pm
whats up with this James guy?
dude rascism isnt funny when you mean it.
get off this site you mean bastard.
i agree with brain embolism.time to run the redneck out of town.
where is our saviour angry ferret?please come save us from this assholes misplaced hatred for having a micro penis.
you just jealous james.youll never be able to pleasure a woman.
SAD FACT!
RichPort | October 18, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Jrz – What the fuck is up with all your black jujys all the time??? Ladies like you should only get green, white, and red jujyfruits, in the fucking order. However, if you’re Sicilian, it might explain the black ones that snuck in…
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Rich, it’s 2006 — when will the Heide Candy Company figure out that this isn’t 1900 and the only flavor out there for candy is licorice? Jujys and Chuckles! Chuckles would be great, but you pay $.70 for 5 fucking Chuckles, one of which is the inedible black flavor, you’re wasting $.14! I think I’m just gonna switch to like, Sour Patch Kids full time.
Morgan | October 18, 2006 at 12:35 pm
i don’t know why everybody’s going off on race, this is about violence toward women. doesn’t matter if you’re black or white, when you get sexually assaulted, which happens to a shocking percentage of women worldwide.
commissioner | October 18, 2006 at 12:37 pm
jrz- I eat the shit out of Hot Tamales. Too many Jujys and you’ll get impacted.
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 12:44 pm
45–that sounds like the lyric to a Michael Jackson song–”You can be my victim, doesn’t matter if you’re black or white…..heeeeee whoooooooo!” did you mean for that to sound like a funny Michael Jackson lyric?
46–I don’t like Hot Tamales or Mike ‘n Ikes anymore. And I was on a Sour Patch Kid thing but my tongue started to feel weird, so I think I need to rethink that, too. Maybe I’ll go back to Swedish Fish? Or Dots?
GirlyGirl | October 18, 2006 at 12:46 pm
#14 & #19, let me guess… you’re a couple of little white boys with teeny weeny penises, aren’t you?? And you probably drive large automobiles with at least one sticker promoting your willfull ignorance? I’m right, aren’t I?? AREN’T I???
Morgan | October 18, 2006 at 12:46 pm
47 – you’re right, child molesters are also funny
jrzmommy | October 18, 2006 at 12:49 pm
49–they are…..John Wayne Gacy was a clown! The kids LOVED him! You can’t get much funnier than a clown…..except if you’re Pee Wee Herman–who was a fucking riot!
chill out, oh enlightened one.