Mike Tyson Would’ve Worked With Mel Gibson

October 28th, 2010 // 14 Comments
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A now-kinder, gentler Mike Tyson (I’m actually being serious. The poor bastard lost a four-year-old daughter after cleaning himself up.) would “100% percent” have worked with Mel Gibson in The Hangover 2 which SPOILER ALERT: Iron Mike is apparently in. — I might’ve done that a little late. Page Six reports:

I’m not going to ever in my life point my finger at anyone. I don’t live in a glass house. None of us do. I work with anybody, as long as they’re respectful. …. We all have that guy — a Mel Gibson — in us. We just don’t want people to be exposed to it. Maybe he needs to go get help. We all need help, and need someone to talk to. I’m not against him, but I’m not for him.”

Granted, Mike Tyson raped a woman twenty years ago and committed a laundry list of crimes in his youth, those are actually some pretty sage words from a man still striving to find redemption for his past. Then again, this is a also a man who, for all intents and purposes, is probably immune to fire and therefore has nothing to fear. Because, at the end of the day, would could Mel Gibson possibly do to Mike Tyson that Mike Tyson hasn’t already done to himself?

Not counting saying his tits are sugary sweet. The champ don’t play like that.

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  1. Is that supposed to be his autograph on the car? It looks like he’s just scribbling on it.

    Well, guess there’s no real difference.

    • Actually i have his autograph–its an X

      Love mike, his bouts under damato are some of my favorites. For a guy with so much turmoil all his life hes always come off as a positive minded and loving guy . Who loves to nibble on ur ear.

      • sobrietyisacrutch

        I watched the movie “Tyson” the other night and was shocked that I liked it so much. I actually felt for the guy a little, albeit a VERY little.
        Anyway, there’s a LOT of great fight coverage in it. You should check it out.

  2. me

    THIS SUPERFICIAL WRITER IS AN ASSHOLE.

  3. yourmom dottcom

    damn, not THIS fool again!…when did he get out?

  4. I have Mel Gibson inside of me?
    I need a very experienced old school exorcist ASAP.

  5. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    Man I would love to run my snakey little tounge all over his chocolate!

  6. fester

    Tyson: “I’ll work with anyone. (reaches in pocket and removes ear) Did you hear that, Evander?”

  7. Evander couldn’t hear that … he’s missing part of his EAR.

    Of course he would work with anyone, not like people are knocking down his door to have him work!!! It’s like a fat, ugly guy saying “Of course I’d fuck Snooki, I don’t judge others”. If you don’t have much choice, you don’t even burn the crappy bridges you still have Mikey….

  8. BTW, i don’t have Mel Gibson in me. I won’t EVER have Mel Gibson in me. I won’t ever have a male in me … Mikey, your wordsmith like talents amaze me to this day.

  9. alex

    Tyson was a hell of a fighter. And when he was a kid, he liked to mug “white people.” He’d punch someone in the face, knock them out and steal their stuff. Real class act.

    But he still gets credit for one of my favorite quotes of all time, “Everyone has a plan, until they get hit.”

  10. Bow Down Assholes

    Doesn’t he mean “I live in a glass house?”

  11. captain america

    this was before mel freaked, folks.

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