Mike Tyson Made A Song About Chris Brown Fighting Soulja Boy
“I don’ like you widdout long hair, Chrish Angel!” *POW*
(Seriously, that’s actually Criss Angel. I don’t know what’s real anymore.)
Yesterday, we covered Rob Schneider lecturing John Lewis about Martin Luther King, so to continue that theme of things that should never happen, here’s Mike Tyson singing about Chris Brown making Soulja Boy shit his pants if he shows up for whatever stupid fight thing they’re doing.
And while I appreciate the video’s use of butts, it’s still about how awesome Chris Brown is, and more egregiously, about him fighting a man, which haha, c’mon. That’s not happening. Mike Tyson knows this in his heart to be true.