Mike Tyson Used To ‘Bone’ Robin Givens During Their Divorce, And Then Brad Pitt Happened

December 6th, 2012 // 35 Comments
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Somehow back in April I completely missed Mike Tyson sharing an amusing anecdote about the time he caught Brad Pitt “boning” Robin Givens (Fun Fact: Mike Tyson likes to say “boning.”) while they were going through a divorce. Turns out the Champ and Robin were still hooking up despite their marriage falling apart because Mike Tyson can knock a man out with one punch and has no qualms hitting women which is how I explained it to myself, so here he is on “In Depth with Graham Bensinger” (video above) retelling what, by all rights, should’ve been the beginning of a police report that ends with the words, “And then victim’s head emerged from the wormhole, punched beyond all recognition.” Via HuffPost Celebrity:

“I hope Brad don’t think I’m mad at him. I’m not mad at this guy, no way,” Tyson said, referring to the 1980s tryst.
Tyson explained that while he and Givens were tending to divorce proceedings in 1988, they would still have sex. “I was getting a divorce. I was going to my lawyer’s office to divorce her that day but I wanted to sneak in a quickie.” Apparently, Givens was also spending time with Pitt. “This particular day, someone beat me to the punch,” Tyson told Bensinger. “I guess Brad got there earlier than I did. I was mad as hell. You should’ve saw his face when he saw me.”

I like how Mike Tyson, a goddamn destroyer of worlds, is worried about offending the spokesmodel for Chanel No. 5 who he originally referred to as a hooker. I mentioned that part, right?

“One day, I’m going to her house to bone her again and no one’s home, and I’m leaving and she’s pulling up with Brad Pitt, and I’m sad,” he said. At the time, Tyson did not recognize the superstar actor. “He wasn’t Brad Pitt back then. He was just some little beach-bum-looking dude. ‘Hey dude’ kind of guy. He was probably selling his body for money or something, I don’t know. He was very pretty.
“I wasn’t thinking about attacking him,” Tyson told Global Grind. “I was just depressed I couldn’t bone her no more.”

“I wasn’t angwy or nuthin’. It’s just dat when I can’t bone nobody, it’s make teahs come outta eyes, Gwaham. It’s vewy depwessin’ to my soul. I’ll never be dat pwetty, you know what I’m sayin’? *sniff* And dose bootaful eyes…”

Photo: Getty

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  1. El Jefe

    I can’t imagine the feeling of terror that would go through me if I was banging Mike Tyson’s woman and I opened the door and he was standing there. I think I would literally crap my pants.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      you are one of those guys that pulls your dick through the dick hole on your pants.

      • El Jefe

        Ha Ha, it is okay to be a keyboard warrior buddy. I am sure on the Internet you can kick Tyson’s ass and everyone else’s too. I however live in the real world.

      • He was trying to make the point that if you were banging, you wouldn’t have pants on. Unless, of course, you pull your dick through the dick hole of your pants. I thought it was quite funny, I don’t think he was trying to be a “keyboard warrior”

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        *ding ding ding*

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    He should eat 4 or 5 of Pitt’s children.

    • If he eats the Asian ones, he’ll just be hungry again half hour later.

      - This joke brought to you by Jay Leno.

      • DeucePickle

        By way of Family Guy in 2000….like most of Leno’s material

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        Most of Leno’s material is recycled Bob Hope gags, and his writers have been dead since Truman was president. It redefines “stale” for our times.

      • By way of Family Guy in 2000.

        Oh, please. Again with this “Family Guy invented all humor” bullshit? The “hungry again a half-hour later bit” goes back decades and decades. Here’s a variation from Dick Cavett, from about 40 years ago:

        “I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.”

        Now that’s gold.

      • Montana

        I use/steal that one all the time, and it always gets a laugh. Cause who remembers Dick Cavett?

  3. EricLr

    Somehow I just got a picture in my head of a sad Mike Tyson singing “And Iiiiiiiiii will always bone youuuuuuuuu”

  4. Ohhh, I get it. He’s black. Witty satire.

  5. Deacon Jones

    man oh man, I would pay money for a photo of Tyson’s face, actually and Pitt’s when he walked in on them.

    I dont know how the fuck he got out of that situation

  6. Cock Dr

    I think Robin was banging Howard Stern for a while too. That girl got around.

  7. DeucePickle

    I think there were more commercials in that video than actual interview

  8. FYou

    I just died a little inside knowing the most awesome threesome I could ever think of never came to pass.

  9. “… someone beat me to the punch.”

    Fucking LOL.

  10. Dude, I’m not a huge Brad Pitt fan now, but he was dead sexy back then. Everyone is talking about how Pitt must have felt, but imagine how Tyson must have felt. He even said himself that he knew it was over after that.

  11. You never, ever admit getting caught banging Mike Tyson’s ex whom he was still nailing, and pissing yourself when he walks through the door saying, “Wobin, I’m hony, where you at?”

    It’s the first rule of Fright Club.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      Second rule, of course, being:

      “There is no shame for jumping out the second-floor window…”

  12. judgingyou

    I wish I could have seen stoner Pitt’s reaction to that, there was probably a 10 second delay and then him thinking for minute.

  13. As much as I like Brad Pitt, it would’ve been hilarious if Tyson beat the shit out him. It would’ve been even more hilarious if Tyson kicked Robin out of the bedroom and he and Pitt went at it.

  14. ash

    Wow Go Robin!!! never knew that!!

  15. Usually a divorce means “I don’t want to have sex with you anymore” but I guess it can mean other things instead like “I don’t want to live with you anymore” or “I don’t want you to punch me in the head anymore” or even “I don’t want you to bite off my ear.”

  16. Quoth Tyson: “That Bwad Pitt is a wathcally wabbit!”

  17. nick belane

    Since no one else will I shall make the obvious joke: Does Robin Givens swallow or Pitt?

  18. “Den I took dat mudderfucka by da hair and picked up hith thurf board and beat da lifin shit outta him. Pow pow out! K.O. nigga!”

  19. mfb

    robin givens talked about his on the howard stern show years ago….it was no big deal. pitt was staying at her place when tyson came up to the door. she said mike was very cordial to pitt who seemed a little nervous about meeting tyson…..us howard stern fans laugh at you who are just hearing this story for the first time….

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